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The Mayan Calendar is Actually an Agenda!

 
macchoi
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Last night, I got really bored and started writing some stuff. This shouldn't be taken seriously, though maybe there is some truth behind it.... haha... let me know what you guys think.

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The Mayans are popular for their prophetic Mayan Calendar, which has successfully predicted many huge world events and disasters. Their biggest prediction states that the world will end around the year 2012. What the general public doesn't know is that the alleged Calendar was not a calendar at all! but rather, it was an AGENDA!, and the 2012 prediction refers to the day the Mayans plan to take over the world!

The countless events that are written in the Mayan Agenda have been carried out by a secret tribe of Mayan Warriors. All of the events lead up to their final goal, which is to take over the world by the end of the year 2012...

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11/18/2012 10:56 AM
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So...they Mayans are TPTB?

Interesting. I am not sure about the theory, but you at least take the time to write well and create a proper article, so I'll give you 5*.
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11/18/2012 11:34 AM
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Your fundamental premise is faulty. The Mayan calendar is in actuality the Olmec calendar.
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So...they Mayans are TPTB?

Interesting. I am not sure about the theory, but you at least take the time to write well and create a proper article, so I'll give you 5*.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26298928


Thanks :)
They're not necessarily TPTB, but they are definitely involved with them.

Your fundamental premise is faulty. The Mayan calendar is in actuality the Olmec calendar.
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Ah yes. But most people know it as the Mayan Calendar.
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11/18/2012 08:01 PM
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Could b. x
ANHEDONIC

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You have it wrong.... The calendar states that a cycle/age is ending, not the world in an all encompassing sense...

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You have it wrong.... The calendar states that a cycle/age is ending, not the world in an all encompassing sense...
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how can you know this for sure?
maybe that's what they want you to think.
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11/18/2012 09:25 PM
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You have it wrong.... The calendar states that a cycle/age is ending, not the world in an all encompassing sense...
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


how can you know this for sure?
maybe that's what they want you to think.
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The Mayans believed in 'ages' of the SUN. Each age marked by destruction and rebirth. We are said to be entering the 5th Sun age, currently residing in the 4th. At no point has the message ever been about the end of the world (in its entirety). That's what the main stream media turned the message into, trying to capitalize on the sensationalism and fear response. P.S. their calendar is circular/cyclical so please tell me how it would ever stop/end? We are approaching the end of a long count cycle. Do your homework.

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Your mom had an agenda last night..
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From my blog: [link to themacchoi.blogspot.ca]

It is possible that the creators of the Black Slave Race did not want them to be TOO smart. If the slaves were to be too smart, they would soon conspire against their masters. This is why they were designed to be just smart enough to understand orders from the Annunaki, but not smart enough to plot against them. Is it any wonder why modern black people are so idiotic?

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hmmm
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From my blog: [link to themacchoi.blogspot.ca]

It is possible that the creators of the Black Slave Race did not want them to be TOO smart. If the slaves were to be too smart, they would soon conspire against their masters. This is why they were designed to be just smart enough to understand orders from the Annunaki, but not smart enough to plot against them. Is it any wonder why modern black people are so idiotic?

dude... putinputinputin
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due to their amazing work ethic, they can overcome their low IQ's, though this is not the case for most blacks, as most of them do not receive the opportunity to do so. Is it any wonder why the government has pushed all the black folk into dangerous ghettos? - To distract them from reaching their true potential.
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You have it wrong.... The calendar states that a cycle/age is ending, not the world in an all encompassing sense...
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


how can you know this for sure?
maybe that's what they want you to think.
 Quoting: macchoi


The Mayans believed in 'ages' of the SUN. Each age marked by destruction and rebirth. We are said to be entering the 5th Sun age, currently residing in the 4th. At no point has the message ever been about the end of the world (in its entirety). That's what the main stream media turned the message into, trying to capitalize on the sensationalism and fear response. P.S. their calendar is circular/cyclical so please tell me how it would ever stop/end? We are approaching the end of a long count cycle. Do your homework.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


FEAR is the word.
The whole world fears now, and that is what tptb wants, to fulfill their agenda.

I think something will happen, totally manmade. Frankenstein is busy on this day.
Be it Cern, whatever, ww3, they intend to get rid of many of us.
It sure as hell isn't God. But it's been written in the bible. Yes it has. Tptb are following the bible script, word for word.
How marvelously demonic.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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ROFL


great idea OP 5* not laughing at idea, just high (& that's ok as im in Colorado and it's legal bitches) and the thought of mayans running over DC and taking over the world bout spilt my coffee all over the fucking place! ana
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Excellent article very good blogspot.

More about Earth history and our past you can find here using google translation


zemlja2012.blogspot.com
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[link to zemlja2012.blogspot.com]
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great idea OP 5* not laughing at idea, just high (& that's ok as im in Colorado and it's legal bitches) and the thought of mayans running over DC and taking over the world bout spilt my coffee all over the fucking place! ana
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haha I'm glad you liked it
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