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GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button

 
SimpleMan
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11/18/2012 12:58 PM
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GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
I can feel it
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11/18/2012 01:00 PM
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Good.
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11/18/2012 01:01 PM
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Lets hope he presses it soon, other wise we are ALL in for a world of hurt.
The Light Under the Door

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11/18/2012 01:03 PM

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What's he pausing for? He seems like an uncertain god. Tell him to make up his mind already.
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11/18/2012 01:04 PM
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What's he pausing for? He seems like an uncertain god. Tell him to make up his mind already.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


really?..
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11/18/2012 01:05 PM
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Fake beings cant reset anything
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i hope so!

i´ts time!
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11/18/2012 01:08 PM
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Re: GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
Not yet...still more time is required.
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11/18/2012 01:11 PM
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Fake beings cant reset anything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3798339


hmmmm the old singin sandy bit.. real music.. just singin.. theres a book with alot in it.. you have to kinda make your own music to the lyrics.. blink.. but you can make things happen.. to a tune..
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What's he pausing for? He seems like an uncertain god. Tell him to make up his mind already.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


really?..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


Yeah.
All of this hurry up and wait makes it seem as if there really is no god at all, which would be an absolute shame for all of those people wasting all those hours in church just to get into heaven.
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11/18/2012 01:12 PM
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What's he pausing for? He seems like an uncertain god. Tell him to make up his mind already.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


really?..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


Yeah.
All of this hurry up and wait makes it seem as if there really is no god at all, which would be an absolute shame for all of those people wasting all those hours in church just to get into heaven.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


the funny thing is.. you know its happening.. or something.. dont swallow hard.. between posts..
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11/18/2012 01:13 PM
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Such a ridiculous statement. Sorry, but there is no god sitting arround contemplating destroying the human race. It's all a bunch of man made nonsense. The sole purpose is to fill you with fear. Fear of your supposed "creator", fear of being judged, fear of eternal damnation in hell. All to keep you in line and control you. Nothing more. The odds of a fully brainwashed bibletard coming to their senses and acknologing that their belief system is utter bullshit are extremely remote though. So, tard away bibletards.
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11/18/2012 01:15 PM
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Re: GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
prove it.
The Light Under the Door

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11/18/2012 01:16 PM

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What's he pausing for? He seems like an uncertain god. Tell him to make up his mind already.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


really?..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


Yeah.
All of this hurry up and wait makes it seem as if there really is no god at all, which would be an absolute shame for all of those people wasting all those hours in church just to get into heaven.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


the funny thing is.. you know its happening.. or something.. dont swallow hard.. between posts..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


Yeah, Jesus was supposed to show up in 2000. He's just a few years late so decided to go to the Mayan's party instead. All those gods party together really.
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11/18/2012 01:17 PM
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I wonder if His Almighty computer does have a mulfunction and since when....
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11/18/2012 01:18 PM
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really?..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


Yeah.
All of this hurry up and wait makes it seem as if there really is no god at all, which would be an absolute shame for all of those people wasting all those hours in church just to get into heaven.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


the funny thing is.. you know its happening.. or something.. dont swallow hard.. between posts..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


Yeah, Jesus was supposed to show up in 2000. He's just a few years late so decided to go to the Mayan's party instead. All those gods party together really.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


would you give a guy three days to chill?..
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I wonder if His Almighty computer does have a mulfunction and since when....
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We put a virus in it. He's been doing nothing but bug checking ever since. The idiot even installed Norton.
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11/18/2012 01:19 PM
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Re: GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
malfunction as in Westworld...
we gotta a vacation for you.... for you.... for you...
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11/18/2012 01:21 PM
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Yeah.
All of this hurry up and wait makes it seem as if there really is no god at all, which would be an absolute shame for all of those people wasting all those hours in church just to get into heaven.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


the funny thing is.. you know its happening.. or something.. dont swallow hard.. between posts..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


Yeah, Jesus was supposed to show up in 2000. He's just a few years late so decided to go to the Mayan's party instead. All those gods party together really.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


would you give a guy three days to chill?..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


party?.. some of the guests are missing.. you guys wanna play twister?.. blink
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11/18/2012 01:26 PM

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the button is only ready now, just in case.
There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
[Louis L'Amour]

~ A r c t u r u s
The Light Under the Door

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11/18/2012 01:28 PM

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would you give a guy three days to chill?..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


Still have a hangover from the last party?

party?.. some of the guests are missing.. you guys wanna play twister?.. blink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22847731


I always bring the twister.
Anonymous Coward
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11/18/2012 01:29 PM
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Re: GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
It's just a homo standing behind you with wood waiting to plow.
Saptaparna

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11/18/2012 01:32 PM
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godreset
Saptaparna ~
Seven-leaves, sevenfold; the man-plant, sevenfold man, seven-principled human being.
~ Spinning infinity. The wheel is spinning me and it's never ending.
~ What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of of your plays?
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11/18/2012 01:35 PM
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:godreset:
 Quoting: Saptaparna


There's probably a million things you can photoshop to make that even funnier.
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11/18/2012 01:51 PM

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Re: GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
If so, one hopes his programming skills have improved.
Overstand, this isn't a sermon from the hill, but a 'Trespassers Will Be Shot' Sign.
Anonymous Coward
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11/18/2012 01:54 PM
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Re: GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
Yep!
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11/18/2012 01:58 PM
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Re: GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
Such a ridiculous statement. Sorry, but there is no god sitting arround contemplating destroying the human race. It's all a bunch of man made nonsense. The sole purpose is to fill you with fear. Fear of your supposed "creator", fear of being judged, fear of eternal damnation in hell. All to keep you in line and control you. Nothing more. The odds of a fully brainwashed bibletard coming to their senses and acknologing that their belief system is utter bullshit are extremely remote though. So, tard away bibletards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23766809


Sorry, you're wrong. God is more real than the screen in front of you (which, by the way, he permitted to be made and actually owns). He's more real because he existed before it and will exist after it has been destroyed, after we've all been destroyed. We get back what we put out; what goes around, comes around. That is judgment in a nutshell, and it is as perfect as it is inescapable, even if you don't believe in it.
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11/18/2012 01:59 PM
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:godreset:
 Quoting: Saptaparna


Nice, but I'm not sure that's quite how it's going to be. But nice, anyway.
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11/18/2012 02:02 PM
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If so, one hopes his programming skills have improved.
 Quoting: NonAlignedEntity


God is perfect and merciful. It is humans who make wrong choices, leading them to make mistakes that come back to bite them on the ass; pain follows, which they then externalize, casting blame on someone else, holding grudges and seeking revenge. God is not the problem here; humans are.
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11/18/2012 02:04 PM
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Re: GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
was kinda hoping he had the sun in his hand about to do a fast pitch right at us, that would be so sweet
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Re: GOD Has His Finger On The RESET Button
I can feel it
 Quoting: SimpleMan 26869139


jay
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...

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