lost my keys and phone. somewhere in the house. help???

Enlist the help of your wife. Try to convince her that she had them last and this might give her more incentive to help you find them. Wine a lot and ask her why shes forgetting things so easily has having the keys last.

A man's got a do, what a man has got a do.

I'm a female. I was hoping a psychic or remote viewer would help.

That's where I last had the phone. then it was gone. made a text to a boy at ten then i'm at a blank

It will be the last place you look.

yea i know

no couch. were moving

top of refer, almost called it an ice box.
last pair of pants
coat pocket Closet shelf
where were you standing when on the phone?
near the mail
on a chair in living room, covered by shirt, coat.
on the floor near you chair.
On floor by toilet
under a dishtowel
hood of the car.
Top step of porch.
That's all I got...

They are in a pair of pants.

try this: place a drinking glass upside down on your stove. say a prayer to Saint Anthony asking for help in finding these objects. meditate on them.

Looked in all the pants pockets