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Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?

 
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11/18/2012 04:40 PM
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Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
I don't get it.

Am I supposed to drink a Bloody Mary through the straw? And WTF do I do with the stick of celery?!?

Please help.
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
You're supposed to eat the straw and suck the bloody mary through the celery stick. I thought everyone knew that.
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11/18/2012 04:43 PM
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
put them both in your next Bloody Mary and enjoy. :)
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
I think you are supposed to put it all in a blender and turn it into a smoothie before you drink it.
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
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11/18/2012 04:47 PM
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
When the straw goes in, the race begins.

The race is not completed until all the drink and garnishes are consumed.
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11/18/2012 04:49 PM
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
you jam the straw into the ground, creating holes as you would with a post hole digger.

you dunk the celery stick in the drink repeatedly. then you split/crack the celery stick lengthwise a few times, such that each part gets some leaves.

plant them in the holes. come back 2 months later and farvest the new Bloody Marys.
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11/18/2012 04:51 PM
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
you jam the straw into the ground, creating holes as you would with a post hole digger.

you dunk the celery stick in the drink repeatedly. then you split/crack the celery stick lengthwise a few times, such that each part gets some leaves.

plant them in the holes. come back 2 months later and farvest the new Bloody Marys.
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ROFL
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
I think you are supposed to put it all in a blender and turn it into a smoothie before you drink it.
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ROFL Too!
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
You're supposed to eat the straw and suck the bloody mary through the celery stick. I thought everyone knew that.
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
Celery is an excellent natural fix for heartburn. Bloody Mary's certainly can cause heartburn from the massive amounts of sodium and acid. The celery is to be eaten after you drink it to neutralize the acid in the drink.
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
Transfer Bloody Mary celery stick to second and third Bloody Mary. After third Bloody Mary consume celery stick. You can either recycle the straw to the other Bloody Marys' or, discard it after completion of each drink.

And may God have mercy on your soul for consuming those hideous drinks. wtf
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
I don't get it.

Am I supposed to drink a Bloody Mary through the straw? And WTF do I do with the stick of celery?!?

Please help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11489624


did you vote for Obama?

Proper Republicans know exactly what the celery is for

The straw is something we learn about while at elite conservative summer camps :)

Even Ron Paul and his supporters know how to drink a bloody mary

am I right?
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Re: Drinking question: What am I supposed to do with the straw and celery in a Bloody Mary?
I don't get it.

Am I supposed to drink a Bloody Mary through the straw? And WTF do I do with the stick of celery?!?

Please help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11489624


did you vote for Obama?

Proper Republicans know exactly what the celery is for

The straw is something we learn about while at elite conservative summer camps :)

Even Ron Paul and his supporters know how to drink a bloody mary

am I right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25844724

Course im a republican oliver cromwell all the wau!celeryy is for soup mister ron paul be sickin through a straw soon

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