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Guy tells me he saw reptilian humanoids in Pittsburgh coal mines in 1960's.

 
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11/18/2012 04:57 PM
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Guy tells me he saw reptilian humanoids in Pittsburgh coal mines in 1960's.
Here's what he told me:


"Reptilians are absolutely alive and real and all anyone ever need to do is visit an abandoned coal mine in Pittsburgh...from New Kensington to West Virginia and East Liverpool Ohio. As children, we played and navigated in obsolete mines. Most families had converted to gas furnaces. Then, I had never heard the term "reptilian" and just called the things that lived down there the "Lizard People" They are very large, some over 15-20 feet tall though in the dark mines you could only see their eyes glow. Hence we were always looking upward to make sure we didn't get eaten. Older kids and some adults would tease us saying they would throw us down to the Lizzies and they would eat us alive. It has always been said they have human relatives and helped organize multi billion corporations such as US Steel. Consolidated Coal company and ALCOA. Carnegie, Mellon, Hillman, Scaife, Negley, Baum, Bigelow and Hall are some of the surnames of the humans allegedly related by DNA to the lizard people. Lately, there have been mutilations of some pets but mostly wild deer. A full grown buck may have it's head split open and the brain extracted. No hunter would do that. We think maybe Halliburton Corporation has been disturbing their peace by fracking for gas in the marcellus shale."
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11/18/2012 04:59 PM
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Re: Guy tells me he saw reptilian humanoids in Pittsburgh coal mines in 1960's.
tell your friend to put the crack pipe down. ROFL
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Re: Guy tells me he saw reptilian humanoids in Pittsburgh coal mines in 1960's.
tell your friend to put the crack pipe down. ROFL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21456264


I don't know the geezer... just decided to respond to him over a comment he made about the reps.

You never know... maybe they are real, but not aliens... perhaps genetically engineered in military labs -- created as black ops soldiers of the future.

Josef Stalin was attempting to create a hybrid ape army back in the 20's, then the Nazis were heavily into genetic experiments in their effort to create the aryan master race.

Maybe the US succeeded in creating living, breathing chimeras.
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11/18/2012 05:19 PM
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Re: Guy tells me he saw reptilian humanoids in Pittsburgh coal mines in 1960's.
seems like it would be hard to get around underground caverns if you're 20 foot tall.
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11/18/2012 05:23 PM
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Re: Guy tells me he saw reptilian humanoids in Pittsburgh coal mines in 1960's.
ahhh
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11/18/2012 05:24 PM
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Re: Guy tells me he saw reptilian humanoids in Pittsburgh coal mines in 1960's.
seems like it would be hard to get around underground caverns if you're 20 foot tall.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27515407


lol that is a good point, which i never considered.
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11/18/2012 05:48 PM
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Re: Guy tells me he saw reptilian humanoids in Pittsburgh coal mines in 1960's.
Naw,those were just Scottish and Pollock miners from Milltown and Universal,some of those guys were pretty ugly. But then they intermarried with the big haired smelly girls from Monroeville and Penn Hills,became union leaders,then eventually died out from the cold winters.
Now just why in the HELL do I have to press "one" for English?

Politicians should always have their head in a noose,it keeps them upright and on their toes.

There may come a time when the only thing left to do is say "Fuck it!", draw your weapon,and see what happens.

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