yep, I got a free abortion last month, all I had to pay was the first 25 bucks and the first portion was paid by calling a 1800 number (yes I used my obama phone which is really called assurance wireless) who sent the money to the clinic I chose, the 2nd portion was paid by planned parenthood and I opted for the 4 pills, its called misoprostol or something like that.
After I left the clinic which gave me free pain pills, I needed to wash them down with something so I whipped out my welfare card and paid for a nice cold apple juice (minute maid brand is my favorite).
I went home in my subsidized apartment where i pay only 71 bucks a month and flushed the baby down the toilet using free water, i never paid a water bill in my life.

yea, i could go on and on but you have to admit i am living the good life and ur jealous