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should i be eligible for food stamps?

 
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11/18/2012 08:17 PM
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should i be eligible for food stamps?
just wondering im currently going to school full time while doing some teaching for free to try and get some experience so i dont have much time to get a job i hardly hang out with friends because im clustered and well thx to not having a job i've had to live off my loan only which if i dont drive anywhere which isnt a problem im allowed around 25$ a week for food and well im getting tired of baloney sandwhiches and wanna see if i could get food stamps
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11/18/2012 08:20 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Why not apply and find out.
I think most states have a welfare website now with an online application...seriously.
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11/18/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Why not apply and find out.
I think most states have a welfare website now with an online application...seriously.
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im going to on monday but i just wanted to know what my chances are i actually heard its harder to get them if your a student then if your not
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11/18/2012 08:24 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Why not apply and find out.
I think most states have a welfare website now with an online application...seriously.
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im going to on monday but i just wanted to know what my chances are i actually heard its harder to get them if your a student then if your not
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I'm pretty sure they don't count loans as income.
They should count your school and volunteer time towards any work requirement.
Other than that, who knows. There are too many pointless little boxes to tick.
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11/18/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
just wondering im currently going to school full time while doing some teaching for free to try and get some experience so i dont have much time to get a job i hardly hang out with friends because im clustered and well thx to not having a job i've had to live off my loan only which if i dont drive anywhere which isnt a problem im allowed around 25$ a week for food and well im getting tired of baloney sandwhiches and wanna see if i could get food stamps
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You should, I think they take in account your yearly income and that determines if you're eligible. They don't count college loans but they will count any outside income you receive.
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11/18/2012 08:29 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Yes, if you work for Wal-Mart, you are eligible for Food Stamps, Welfare income, and all the free stuff.
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11/18/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
I dont know but I know you can get better food than baloney sandwiches for $25 a week. I'd rather eat rice and potatoes than I would baloney. Makes me want to throw up just thinking about it.
Kill the $$$

Currency is the most absurd concept ever created by humans.
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11/18/2012 08:33 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Maybe they think students are more likely to still be dependent on parents. My guess is if your parents are paying any of your bills you're not going to qualify because it'll be assumed that they can pay for your food as well.
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11/18/2012 08:33 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
If you live with your parents - no

If you're on your own - yes

It's pretty much automatic for three months with practically no questions asked I heard. Then free cell phone, next fuel assistance. Then low income housing and you're there....commie paradise.

But seriously if you need it you should get it. I think under $13,000 qualifies.

I'd just be afraid of being on some kind of government list that I might regret being on later. But that's just me being paranoid and afraid of FEMA camps. LOL!
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11/18/2012 08:39 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
If you live with your parents - no

If you're on your own - yes

It's pretty much automatic for three months with practically no questions asked I heard. Then free cell phone, next fuel assistance. Then low income housing and you're there....commie paradise.

But seriously if you need it you should get it. I think under $13,000 qualifies.

I'd just be afraid of being on some kind of government list that I might regret being on later. But that's just me being paranoid and afraid of FEMA camps. LOL!
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great now im paranoid too
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11/18/2012 08:41 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
I dont know but I know you can get better food than baloney sandwiches for $25 a week. I'd rather eat rice and potatoes than I would baloney. Makes me want to throw up just thinking about it.
 Quoting: MoneyKilla


Right!

Gag!

My daughter was getting ebt while in school...$200.00 month,also found some info today about afdc checks...

Seems if your fresh outta school and cant get a job you can get a one time payment of 1K.
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
just wondering im currently going to school full time while doing some teaching for free to try and get some experience so i dont have much time to get a job i hardly hang out with friends because im clustered and well thx to not having a job i've had to live off my loan only which if i dont drive anywhere which isnt a problem im allowed around 25$ a week for food and well im getting tired of baloney sandwhiches and wanna see if i could get food stamps
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Bet you're just the type they're looking for.
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11/18/2012 08:42 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
If you live with your parents - no

If you're on your own - yes

It's pretty much automatic for three months with practically no questions asked I heard. Then free cell phone, next fuel assistance. Then low income housing and you're there....commie paradise.

But seriously if you need it you should get it. I think under $13,000 qualifies.

I'd just be afraid of being on some kind of government list that I might regret being on later. But that's just me being paranoid and afraid of FEMA camps. LOL!
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great now im paranoid too
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Over 21 and living at home can get help
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11/18/2012 08:43 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
If you live with your parents - no

If you're on your own - yes

It's pretty much automatic for three months with practically no questions asked I heard. Then free cell phone, next fuel assistance. Then low income housing and you're there....commie paradise.

But seriously if you need it you should get it. I think under $13,000 qualifies.

I'd just be afraid of being on some kind of government list that I might regret being on later. But that's just me being paranoid and afraid of FEMA camps. LOL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19928469


great now im paranoid too
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Over 21 and living at home can get help
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28010992


o i ment paranoid about that list part not about not getting help
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11/18/2012 08:44 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Oh yeah, alot of it factors on if you're independent or not. If you're 21 and over you can be declared an independent and still live with your parents but if not, then I believe they factor in that you're provided food from your family. It may be different in each state though so just try it out. If it all fails, there's lots of stuff you can do with ramen.
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11/18/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
The idea of getting assistance always made me paranoid too.
I've always got this lurking suspicion that nothing comes for free and somewhere on page 23 of the forms you're signing yourself over to science in exchange for some vegetables that should have been free to begin with.
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11/18/2012 08:48 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Oh yeah, alot of it factors on if you're independent or not. If you're 21 and over you can be declared an independent and still live with your parents but if not, then I believe they factor in that you're provided food from your family. It may be different in each state though so just try it out. If it all fails, there's lots of stuff you can do with ramen.
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ha i found an info sheet about how to make ramen differently and it all failed terribly

nasty
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Oh yeah, alot of it factors on if you're independent or not. If you're 21 and over you can be declared an independent and still live with your parents but if not, then I believe they factor in that you're provided food from your family. It may be different in each state though so just try it out. If it all fails, there's lots of stuff you can do with ramen.
 Quoting: reptarjr


ha i found an info sheet about how to make ramen differently and it all failed terribly

nasty
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If it comes down to it mix in beans. At least you'll have protein.
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11/18/2012 08:50 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
white males can not get welfare.
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11/18/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Fish much?
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11/18/2012 08:52 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
white males can not get welfare.
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how did you guess i was a white male? probrably because thats the base demographic of the website but still
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11/18/2012 08:53 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Fish much?
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not near many rivers and i'd much rather each baloney than fish any day too
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11/18/2012 08:53 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
white males can not get welfare.
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how did you guess i was a white male? probrably because thats the base demographic of the website but still
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28034872


You don't have a sticker over your webcam, do you?

hiding
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11/18/2012 08:56 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
white males can not get welfare.
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how did you guess i was a white male? probrably because thats the base demographic of the website but still
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28034872


You don't have a sticker over your webcam, do you?

hiding
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god damn the paranoia from this thread alone is going to get to me
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11/18/2012 08:57 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
white males can not get welfare.
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how did you guess i was a white male? probrably because thats the base demographic of the website but still
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28034872


You don't have a sticker over your webcam, do you?

hiding
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


god damn the paranoia from this thread alone is going to get to me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28034872


Lol. Sorry :)
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11/18/2012 08:58 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
If you live with your parents - no

If you're on your own - yes

It's pretty much automatic for three months with practically no questions asked I heard. Then free cell phone, next fuel assistance. Then low income housing and you're there....commie paradise.

But seriously if you need it you should get it. I think under $13,000 qualifies.

I'd just be afraid of being on some kind of government list that I might regret being on later. But that's just me being paranoid and afraid of FEMA camps. LOL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19928469


great now im paranoid too
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Being on welfare puts you on the "no threat" list, not the FEMA camp list.
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11/18/2012 08:59 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
If u need food until u get back on ur feet. Xxxxx
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11/18/2012 08:59 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
If u need food until u get back on ur feet. Xxxxx
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just till college ends which hopefully isnt long
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
If u need food until u get back on ur feet. Xxxxx
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just till college ends which hopefully isnt long
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11/18/2012 09:00 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Fish much?
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not near many rivers and i'd much rather each baloney than fish any day too
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Here's some baloney for ya,...

jerkit
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11/18/2012 09:02 PM
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Re: should i be eligible for food stamps?
Fish much?
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not near many rivers and i'd much rather each baloney than fish any day too
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Here's some baloney for ya,...

jerkit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27382151


I'm disgusted yet torn between whether i'd eat that or fish

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