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I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because

 
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I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because
I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because it smells.

It smells really really bad, like at the pet store where you can smell the fish inside the aquarium. The fish inside the aquarium don't flush when they make fish poop and you can tell from the smell.


Plus it's a huge waste of money. I'd rather buy a goldfish instead. Or a cute little pet piranha.
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Re: I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because
i hear jesus cries like a bitch at strip clubs
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11/18/2012 11:41 PM
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Re: I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because
So people are crapping their pants there?
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11/18/2012 11:43 PM
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Re: I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because
I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because it smells.

It smells really really bad, like at the pet store where you can smell the fish inside the aquarium. The fish inside the aquarium don't flush when they make fish poop and you can tell from the smell.


Plus it's a huge waste of money. I'd rather buy a goldfish instead. Or a cute little pet piranha.
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So instead of looking at naked women and smelling fish, you'd rather just smell the fish?
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11/18/2012 11:46 PM
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Re: I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because
I quit strip clubs

They demanded pants from me.
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11/18/2012 11:49 PM
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Re: I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because
I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because it smells.

It smells really really bad, like at the pet store where you can smell the fish inside the aquarium. The fish inside the aquarium don't flush when they make fish poop and you can tell from the smell.


Plus it's a huge waste of money. I'd rather buy a goldfish instead. Or a cute little pet piranha.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25768989


So instead of looking at naked women and smelling fish, you'd rather just smell the fish?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27803057


I guess you could say that.
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Re: I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because
I don't want to go to the strip club anymore because it smells.

It smells really really bad, like at the pet store where you can smell the fish inside the aquarium. The fish inside the aquarium don't flush when they make fish poop and you can tell from the smell.


Plus it's a huge waste of money. I'd rather buy a goldfish instead. Or a cute little pet piranha.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25768989


So instead of looking at naked women and smelling fish, you'd rather just smell the fish?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27803057


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