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Things I Look Forward To When The Shit Hits The Fan...

 
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, being snapped back into reality, with no gasoline to feed their greed and ego's any longer.

I look forward to these comfy, self-important, entitled, narcissistic, ego-maniacal, selfish, fickle, demanding, dishonest, gold-digging bitches, suddenly not having any special rights, benefits, privileges, and preferential treatment, afforded by a sick, demented, and putrid artificial "society".

I look forward to all the MORONS who insist on pumping out redundant little clones of their already ridiculously pathetic gene pools, finding out that having children in the face of world chaos, WW-III, and the elite ALREADY wanting to eliminate the majority of people, maybe wasn't such a good idea after all. And finding out just how much WORSE their life will be when SHTF, because of their selfish, foolish, and irresponsible choices that they foisted on the rest of us.

I look forward to all of the "special" groups of people who are so in our face now, like illegals, homosexuals, unwed mothers, union lackeys, feminazi's, "minorities", and other assorted communists and libtards, finding out what life is like when justice and common sense rule, instead of political "correctness", and all the other putrid gobbledegook garbage rammed down our throats on a daily basis, is GONE.

I look forward to police having to go into hiding, rather than abusing people's rights, taking people's property, and locking up petty "criminals" who are less guilty than THEY are, while simultaneously IGNORING all of the REAL and MAJOR criminals in this world.


There are plenty of other things I am looking forward to when the SHTF. I'll post them later.

Meanwhile, let's hear what you are looking forward to, when the SHTF.
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
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...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
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11/19/2012 12:29 AM
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This is the best thread i have read in a long time!
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I would add more but i think you have it all covered. :)
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I look forward to getting back to the basics.
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I look forward to these comfy, self-important, entitled, narcissistic, ego-maniacal, selfish, fickle, demanding, dishonest, gold-digging bitches, suddenly not having any special rights, benefits, privileges, and preferential treatment...
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not to mention I-phones and all the other gadgets. yuppie bitches need to hang up their phone while driving and buying things at a checkout counter. Its so rude to the cashier, who is a human being not a vending machine.
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11/19/2012 12:37 AM
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I look forward to the solar flares knocking off our electrical grid for months on end so I don't have to read stupid shit like the OP posted. Fucking paradise surely!
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11/19/2012 12:49 AM
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The saddest part is we will probably never the shit hit the fan....thus this is all wishful thinking.
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I look forward to men returning to actually being men
"And a spaceman fucked an ape"
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896

...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Ahhh... I see that you are one of the wasteful a-holes of whom I spoke.

First off, I'm 55 years old.

2nd, I haven't had a pimple in about 35 years.

3rd, I have no reason to be jealous, as I could afford dozens of the types of trucks I mentioned (in cash), if I was one of these wasteful assholes like yourself. I have nothing against people who NEED a truck like that, in order to actually use them for their INTENDED purpose, or for work. But you, being a total and complete moron, driven by your base nature, and ego, missed the entire point.

4th, I've got both testicles. And enough testosterone to pound your wimpy pud to the pavement, bitch boy.

5th, yes... I hate this world. And people who love this world are just as sick AS this world. Even the bible tells you NOT to love the world, or the things OF the world.

6th, what is "COD", asswipe?
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I look forward to men returning to actually being men
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Then you and I are in agreement.
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When EBT cards are no good anymore. 'You mean they'll have to get off their asses??'
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Re: Things I Look Forward To When The Shit Hits The Fan...
I look forward to the solar flares knocking off our electrical grid for months on end so I don't have to read stupid shit like the OP posted. Fucking paradise surely!
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Very easy to say, even for a moron like yourself.

But what part of what I said is stupid?

Be specific, please.

Thanks.
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11/19/2012 01:36 AM
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i'm looking forward to fighting the enemy - the left-wing marxist shitbags!
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I'm hoping Obama drafts all of his supporters.....
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Re: Things I Look Forward To When The Shit Hits The Fan...
OP I agree that some vehicles are RIDICULOUSLY large, but a 4x4 diesel powered beast will be pretty fucking handy I can tell you.

I am also looking forward to cops having to burn their uniforms so they don't get lynched.

I am looking forward to that drive down my road that I will take, chainsaw in the back, about 20km outta do it... then get out and start dropping trees over the road. So if anyone is going to make it to my remote farm, they'll have done it by walking or riding a bike for a long, hilly distance. Therefore if they do make it to my front gate, they'll be begging for help, rather than armed and ready for a fight.
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OP I agree that some vehicles are RIDICULOUSLY large, but a 4x4 diesel powered beast will be pretty fucking handy I can tell you.

I am also looking forward to cops having to burn their uniforms so they don't get lynched.

I am looking forward to that drive down my road that I will take, chainsaw in the back, about 20km outta do it... then get out and start dropping trees over the road. So if anyone is going to make it to my remote farm, they'll have done it by walking or riding a bike for a long, hilly distance. Therefore if they do make it to my front gate, they'll be begging for help, rather than armed and ready for a fight.
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Not necessarily. Youve got to think a bit more stategical than that. I can tell you i would shpw up begging for help, ill be the ghost you dont see, until its too late.
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I look foward to living here in my "honkey paradise" and taking on Matthias and his albino plague victim family. I'll find their nest yet!
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I look forward to the solar flares knocking off our electrical grid for months on end so I don't have to read stupid shit like the OP posted. Fucking paradise surely!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27848208


Very easy to say, even for a moron like yourself.

But what part of what I said is stupid?

Be specific, please.

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896


My bad OP chill out. Half of what you said is true, half of what you say is nonsense. Just initially read your first half non-sense part I guess.

bonghit
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OP I agree that some vehicles are RIDICULOUSLY large, but a 4x4 diesel powered beast will be pretty fucking handy I can tell you.

I am also looking forward to cops having to burn their uniforms so they don't get lynched.

I am looking forward to that drive down my road that I will take, chainsaw in the back, about 20km outta do it... then get out and start dropping trees over the road. So if anyone is going to make it to my remote farm, they'll have done it by walking or riding a bike for a long, hilly distance. Therefore if they do make it to my front gate, they'll be begging for help, rather than armed and ready for a fight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 610727


Not necessarily. Youve got to think a bit more stategical than that. I can tell you i would shpw up begging for help, ill be the ghost you dont see, until its too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28049574


*sigh* there's always got to be someone who thinks they're going to be able to best my defenses even though I've only hinted at 5% of my whole plan.

Put it to you this way (I see you're Aussie so you'll know the name), I've given a Telstra technician directions to my place so he could come out and fix something. He got lost on two attempts. I had to go to the nearest town and escort him out to my place.

If you managed to find the trees I've dropped over the road, 90% chance you're already lost. And (here's the main point) you will have already passed plenty of softer targets.

Why would you risk more of your precious resources battling down a road that's getting tougher and tougher? It makes no sense. You might as well follow a rainbow looking for a pot of gold.
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"6th, what is "COD", asswipe?"

Call Of Duty is a video game popular with the kids.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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i'm looking forward to fighting the enemy - the left-wing marxist shitbags!
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And these turds are so frightened of what even THEY know is coming, that they're all out buying their first guns.

.38 revolvers are flying off the shelves... LOL!
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"6th, what is "COD", asswipe?"

Call Of Duty is a video game popular with the kids.
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Ahhh... No WONDER I didn't know what it was.

Video games... The world's BIGGEST waste of time.
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OP

i agree with all of your list,

but the gold digger whores will go back to open prostitution to get what they need
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Re: Things I Look Forward To When The Shit Hits The Fan...
In all fairness, if you're actually looking FORWARD to SHTF... well, let me just tell you that I for one am most definitely not looking forward to drastically hardER times. Anyone else feel me?
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hey i like video games



"6th, what is "COD", asswipe?"

Call Of Duty is a video game popular with the kids.
 Quoting: Factual Error


Ahhh... No WONDER I didn't know what it was.

Video games... The world's BIGGEST waste of time.
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i'm looking forward to fighting the enemy - the left-wing marxist shitbags!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24275310


And these turds are so frightened of what even THEY know is coming, that they're all out buying their first guns.

.38 revolvers are flying off the shelves... LOL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896


good... that means i can take their shit after i'm done with them.

more spoils of war. hehehe!
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dude why arent you already camping infront of walmart for black friday,

some of us want the Apocalypse


In all fairness, if you're actually looking FORWARD to SHTF... well, let me just tell you that I for one am most definitely not looking forward to drastically hardER times. Anyone else feel me?
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OP I agree that some vehicles are RIDICULOUSLY large, but a 4x4 diesel powered beast will be pretty fucking handy I can tell you.

I am also looking forward to cops having to burn their uniforms so they don't get lynched.

I am looking forward to that drive down my road that I will take, chainsaw in the back, about 20km outta do it... then get out and start dropping trees over the road. So if anyone is going to make it to my remote farm, they'll have done it by walking or riding a bike for a long, hilly distance. Therefore if they do make it to my front gate, they'll be begging for help, rather than armed and ready for a fight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 610727


You sound like a reasonable Aussie. Pretty rare on this forum.

But as far as the behemoth $x$ thing goes, I'm sick of seeing overpaid, 21 year old, 115 pound bimbos with cell phones plastered against their empty skulls, driving these tanks while putting on mascara and texting. Maybe THEY feel safe, but I sure don't.

These trucks are EVERYWHERE, and I do mean EVERYWHERE. I don't know about down there in Australia, but people up here use these like a person would have used a Honda civic, 20 years ago. It's almost like some kind of sick contest, to see who can be the most wasteful and decadent.

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