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Things I Look Forward To When The Shit Hits The Fan...

 
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I look forward to men returning to actually being men
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And all those women who are so picky and fickle and self absorbed who spend their lives tearing menas hearts out..suddenly realise that the MEN they have used and hated so MUCH..are NOW their ONLY chance at surviving more than a day.
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That's be one glorious day.

Poetic... isn't it?
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I look forward to men returning to actually being men
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And all those women who are so picky and fickle and self absorbed who spend their lives tearing menas hearts out..suddenly realise that the MEN they have used and hated so MUCH..are NOW their ONLY chance at surviving more than a day.
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That's be one glorious day.

Poetic... isn't it?
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^^^ That'll ^^^

typo correction
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
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...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Ahhh... I see that you are one of the wasteful a-holes of whom I spoke.

First off, I'm 55 years old.

2nd, I haven't had a pimple in about 35 years.

3rd, I have no reason to be jealous, as I could afford dozens of the types of trucks I mentioned (in cash), if I was one of these wasteful assholes like yourself. I have nothing against people who NEED a truck like that, in order to actually use them for their INTENDED purpose, or for work. But you, being a total and complete moron, driven by your base nature, and ego, missed the entire point.

4th, I've got both testicles. And enough testosterone to pound your wimpy pud to the pavement, bitch boy.

5th, yes... I hate this world. And people who love this world are just as sick AS this world. Even the bible tells you NOT to love the world, or the things OF the world.

6th, what is "COD", asswipe?
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You have rage issues.

You need to stay away from the porn and perhaps rightful thinking will return.
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hunting with a spear

possibly catching a golden eagle to be my hunter buddy

and a wolf
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I look forward to all the Farcebook, Ipod, Ipad, Smartfone, etc etc junkies, walking around like lost zombies!!!
I live in NYC (unfortunately) so that should really keep me entertained!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19779165


Ha Ha ha!!!!

Good one.

I've always wondered what these bots would do if their cell phones, I-pads, etc... went down for good... lol.

Also gotta wonder what all of the people who are hopelessly attached to the medical establishment, and pharmaceutical cartels, are gonna do.
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Well, Imagine this:
A bunch of coke-heads, pot-heads, pill-heads, hypochondriacs, bipolar, paranoid, Schizophrenics, without their cell phones, Ipads, etc, walking around trying desperately to find a fix.... Or simply just trying to get from point A to point B in NYC, without Google earth, or GPS. Hahahahaha

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After having not eaten for a week.

Throw THAT into the mix!
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I would add more but i think you have it all covered. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9056977


Right you want to rape and murder all the women.
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Where'd you come up with that, Einstein?
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896

...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Ahhh... I see that you are one of the wasteful a-holes of whom I spoke.

First off, I'm 55 years old.

2nd, I haven't had a pimple in about 35 years.

3rd, I have no reason to be jealous, as I could afford dozens of the types of trucks I mentioned (in cash), if I was one of these wasteful assholes like yourself. I have nothing against people who NEED a truck like that, in order to actually use them for their INTENDED purpose, or for work. But you, being a total and complete moron, driven by your base nature, and ego, missed the entire point.

4th, I've got both testicles. And enough testosterone to pound your wimpy pud to the pavement, bitch boy.

5th, yes... I hate this world. And people who love this world are just as sick AS this world. Even the bible tells you NOT to love the world, or the things OF the world.

6th, what is "COD", asswipe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896


You have rage issues.

You need to stay away from the porn and perhaps rightful thinking will return.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27630167


He sounds much more rational than you do.

You have idiocy issues.

Try weaning yourself off of the Fluoride, and try to pry yourself away from those video games, and ganja.
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
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...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


I think you'll find it's not spotty teenagers who realize how worthless flash cars and designer clothes etc are - it's people who've been there done that and have grown wise.
Into my heart an air that kills From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills, What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,I see it shining plain,The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.
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I would look forwarding to NOTHING.
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896

...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


I think you'll find it's not spotty teenagers who realize how worthless flash cars and designer clothes etc are - it's people who've been there done that and have grown wise.
 Quoting: Tess2012


Very well said. And far closer to reality.
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I cant say i would enjoy any of that but i can see why some people would relish the ultimate payback slap in the face, but we need compassion and empathy for each other , not hate distrust and scorn , you see its attitudes like your describing here that has actually put us where we are now as far as i can tell. love is a gift and if you can harness this gift you will be a beacon of light in a dark and ever growing darker world. just my veiw, peace
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I look forward to men returning to actually being men
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We has been neutered.
The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them.
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896

...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


That most likely resemble OP.stoner
In his book, "Between Two Ages," Brzezinski wrote: "The technetronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values."

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I look forward to not have to listen to the aweful Harley/biker queers and their loud pipes! So obnoxious!
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OP

i agree with all of your list,

but the gold digger whores will go back to open prostitution to get what they need
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6739256


Right now, what they are doing is prostitution.

Whenever you use your looks, your body, or even your mere company, to get what you want from men, then you are a prostitute.

But yes, you are correct. They will resort back to "open" prostitution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896


They call themselves escorts now. At least they are still honest.
The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them.
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so yesterday I was on the powerline road and I passed a huge golden eagle with a baby antalope.

it was so big and over fed it could only stay down hill from me unable to gain altitude

it landed after a while maybe 150 feet from me

perfect condisions to catch that thing
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Your mom looks forward of you moving out of her basement and getting a life
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896

...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


That most likely resemble OP.stoner
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there should only be 2 kinds of cars out there

boy cars; big trucks or super fast shit with lots of horse power and big tires

or

girl cars; gay stuff
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Plugging old men, who ought to know better, right between the eyes when they start their temper-tantrums near me.
In his book, "Between Two Ages," Brzezinski wrote: "The technetronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values."

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Ha Ha Brilliant, Couldn't agree more,

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...

...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Ahhh... I see that you are one of the wasteful a-holes of whom I spoke.

First off, I'm 55 years old.

2nd, I haven't had a pimple in about 35 years.

3rd, I have no reason to be jealous, as I could afford dozens of the types of trucks I mentioned (in cash), if I was one of these wasteful assholes like yourself. I have nothing against people who NEED a truck like that, in order to actually use them for their INTENDED purpose, or for work. But you, being a total and complete moron, driven by your base nature, and ego, missed the entire point.

4th, I've got both testicles. And enough testosterone to pound your wimpy pud to the pavement, bitch boy.

5th, yes... I hate this world. And people who love this world are just as sick AS this world. Even the bible tells you NOT to love the world, or the things OF the world.

6th, what is "COD", asswipe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896


You have rage issues.

You need to stay away from the porn and perhaps rightful thinking will return.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27630167


He sounds much more rational than you do.

You have idiocy issues.

Try weaning yourself off of the Fluoride, and try to pry yourself away from those video games, and ganja.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20134613


Oh no no it's the flouride,ganja and video games that keep the jerk alive
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OP

i agree with all of your list,

but the gold digger whores will go back to open prostitution to get what they need
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6739256


Right now, what they are doing is prostitution.

Whenever you use your looks, your body, or even your mere company, to get what you want from men, then you are a prostitute.

But yes, you are correct. They will resort back to "open" prostitution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896


They call themselves escorts now. At least they are still honest.
 Quoting: Garman906


And they will work for a can of thuna.

I am stocked tounge
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Plugging old men, who ought to know better, right between the eyes when they start their temper-tantrums near me.
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rofl
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hunting with a spear

possibly catching a golden eagle to be my hunter buddy

and a wolf
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And a talking owl.
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896

...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh





i look forward to all the sniveling failures that piss n moan and post on glpee about shit that's none of their business to be taken out in the first wave.
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896

...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


I think you'll find it's not spotty teenagers who realize how worthless flash cars and designer clothes etc are - it's people who've been there done that and have grown wise.
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yeah...talked like big ball braggarts until they were caught up in the recent economical shit storm and lost their shit they couldn't afford in the first place.
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I look forward to seeing the wasteful assholes, who drive a behemoth F-350 deluxe turbo-diesel crew cab 4X4, with the huge lift and monster wheels, and use it as a grocery getter, ....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896

...running over envious, acne-covered, single-testicled teenagers who hate the world and everyone around them because they are useless COD addicts.

hf
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Ahhh... I see that you are one of the wasteful a-holes of whom I spoke.

First off, I'm 55 years old.

2nd, I haven't had a pimple in about 35 years.

3rd, I have no reason to be jealous, as I could afford dozens of the types of trucks I mentioned (in cash), if I was one of these wasteful assholes like yourself. I have nothing against people who NEED a truck like that, in order to actually use them for their INTENDED purpose, or for work. But you, being a total and complete moron, driven by your base nature, and ego, missed the entire point.

4th, I've got both testicles. And enough testosterone to pound your wimpy pud to the pavement, bitch boy.

5th, yes... I hate this world. And people who love this world are just as sick AS this world. Even the bible tells you NOT to love the world, or the things OF the world.

6th, what is "COD", asswipe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896


Well written, OP...My thoughts exactly!! I'll add: The looks on all the people I've tryed to wake up to reality, when it hits them in the face and they have to get real...Most wont make it. I do find it funny how the bible says, "many will be decived" and how they'll just drop died from the fear...
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Re: Things I Look Forward To When The Shit Hits The Fan...
I love what you said. I also am lookong forward to the reality check people are going to get also.

I have lived a very simple life without the fan fair. Hairdoo's. False Nails and Tim Hortons everyday.

I look forward to people figuring out whats important all of a sudden.

I look forward to people figuring out that all that useless shit they bought has no use and they can't eat it.

I look forward to never having to make another Fucking Mortgage Payment to another fucking bank ever again.

I look forward to never having to see another asshole out here in the woods on my mountain tearing up the roads and creek beds throwing beer bottles all over the place and roaring around in useless jacked up trucks that get 3 miles to the gallon that think they are cool also.



I'm looking forward to never having to go out on a date ever again with these controlling, demanding, narcissistic, ego-maniacal, selfish, cheating, dishonest, lazy Men that totally waste my time and think they can turn me into their mother and take care of them and the kids they had with another women because they think thats something I was born to do because they are too lazy to do it themselves.

I look forward to meeting somebody just like you thats thinks like you too.

Cheers...!
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One word when SHTF--water. When water stops pouring out of faucets, where will people get water to drink? Most streams, rivers, and lakes are heavily polluted, poisonous, and full of bacteria. Some filter will help, but won't last long. Rainwater harvesting from gutters and downspouts into water barrels and tanks will be essential.
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I look forward to these comfy, self-important, entitled, narcissistic, ego-maniacal, selfish, fickle, demanding, dishonest, gold-digging bitches, suddenly not having any special rights, benefits, privileges, and preferential treatment...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896


not to mention I-phones and all the other gadgets. yuppie bitches need to hang up their phone while driving and buying things at a checkout counter. Its so rude to the cashier, who is a human being not a vending machine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9056977


CANT WAIT TIL STUPID CUNTS HAVE TO TRY TO THINK THROUGH LIFE AGAIN...

SHOULD BE FUNNY


AND IF IT DONT HAPPEN THEN THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD

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