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I am ~THE IRANIAN~.

 
~THE IRANIAN~
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11/19/2012 03:28 AM
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I am ~THE IRANIAN~.
I am here to answer your questions regarding my country Iran. Go ahead... ask me a question. :o)
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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you re in turkey you lying bastard
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I am here to answer your questions regarding my country Iran. Go ahead... ask me a question. :o)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


how bad are the sanctions effecting your country?

is the government the culprit?

does america have the right to impose sanction?

can you blame us though? your government does want to eliminate israel, or so the news says

imagine if people just listened to jesus..

in the quran it speaks of jesus being the christ for a reason...

muhamed was the messenger of allah

allah is the word

jesus christ spoke that word...

is iran ready to rise up against its government again? could the country handle that? would the world support you.

i worry it wouldn't...

yet the force is strong with you
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I am a Koskesh.
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sorry i kind of took a left turn...

peace
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11/19/2012 03:32 AM
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dude what the fuck do you think this is the fuckign United Nations





I am here to answer your questions regarding my country Iran. Go ahead... ask me a question. :o)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


how bad are the sanctions effecting your country?

is the government the culprit?

does america have the right to impose sanction?

can you blame us though? your government does want to eliminate israel, or so the news says

imagine if people just listened to jesus..

in the quran it speaks of jesus being the christ for a reason...

muhamed was the messenger of allah

allah is the word

jesus christ spoke that word...

is iran ready to rise up against its government again? could the country handle that? would the world support you.

i worry it wouldn't...

yet the force is strong with you
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dude what the fuck do you think this is the fuckign United Nations





I am here to answer your questions regarding my country Iran. Go ahead... ask me a question. :o)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


how bad are the sanctions effecting your country?

is the government the culprit?

does america have the right to impose sanction?

can you blame us though? your government does want to eliminate israel, or so the news says

imagine if people just listened to jesus..

in the quran it speaks of jesus being the christ for a reason...

muhamed was the messenger of allah

allah is the word

jesus christ spoke that word...

is iran ready to rise up against its government again? could the country handle that? would the world support you.

i worry it wouldn't...

yet the force is strong with you
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6739256


he said ask away
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OP do they camp out in front of Wal Mart for Black Friday there,
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I am here to answer your questions regarding my country Iran. Go ahead... ask me a question. :o)
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how bad are the sanctions effecting your country?

We've been having sanctions for 33 years. We're used to it. The only people having problems right now are people like me who are studying overseas. But the Iranians inside Iran, it's a normal day just like the day before.

is the government the culprit?

All governments are culprits.

does america have the right to impose sanction?

America doesnt have any right to do anything unless the safety of that country is under threat. Is it?

can you blame us though? your government does want to eliminate israel, or so the news says

imagine if people just listened to jesus..

in the quran it speaks of jesus being the christ for a reason...

muhamed was the messenger of allah

allah is the word

jesus christ spoke that word...

is iran ready to rise up against its government again? could the country handle that? would the world support you.

I wouldnt support it neither would i support the western governments. But if a war happens, i will do anything to protect my family.

i worry it wouldn't...

yet the force is strong with you
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Last Edited by ~THE IRANIAN~ on 11/19/2012 03:39 AM
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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OP do they camp out in front of Wal Mart for Black Friday there,
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We dont have Walmarts!
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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11/19/2012 03:39 AM
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Can you translate the last joke on here into english?

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Can you translate the last joke on here into english?


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Too racist!

Last Edited by ~THE IRANIAN~ on 11/19/2012 03:42 AM
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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OP do they camp out in front of Wal Mart for Black Friday there,
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We dont have Walmarts!
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ok do you camp out infront of Targets then?
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OP do they camp out in front of Wal Mart for Black Friday there,
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We dont have Walmarts!
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ok do you camp out infront of Targets then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6739256


We dont have western shopping centers my friend. If your trying to be a smartass trying make a fool out of me then this is not the right place.

If you have a decent question then be my guest.
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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11/19/2012 03:46 AM

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Are there Turkey's as in thanksgiving turkeys there? We eat turkey's on thanksgiving here.

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11/19/2012 03:50 AM
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I think he is trying to find out if you have been on American soil opie ;)
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damn so did AMdindinjab Ban Thanksgiving,

we should invade just for that





OP do they camp out in front of Wal Mart for Black Friday there,
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We dont have Walmarts!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


ok do you camp out infront of Targets then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6739256


We dont have western shopping centers my friend. If your trying to be a smartass trying make a fool out of me then this is not the right place.

If you have a decent question then be my guest.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~
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What are the 7 s' things of new years? and why?
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What are the 7 s' things of new years? and why?
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haftsin? ok seriously dude, i know some of them but i dont know why!?!

There's somagh, serkeh, sir, sib, ayeneh(Dunno why that's there), samanu, sabzi.. dunno the rest.

Last Edited by ~THE IRANIAN~ on 11/19/2012 04:23 AM
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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Do you get to go hunting for animals in turkey?what kind? other than human,I dont care for human hunting they cry and pee themselves and just beg alot.We hunt alot here,my favorite is elk


Last Edited by JimBomB on 11/19/2012 04:01 AM
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Do you have any good ski resorts in Iran? I'd love to visit someday your country and do some snowboarding.
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11/19/2012 04:12 AM
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Can you translate the last joke on here into english?


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LOL clearly OP is troll and cannot translate.

EPIC FAIL OP.
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11/19/2012 04:12 AM
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What do you know about the 12th mahdi?
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Are there Turkey's as in thanksgiving turkeys there? We eat turkey's on thanksgiving here.

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What in the actual fuck Mr Turkey!

cruise
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Do you have any good ski resorts in Iran? I'd love to visit someday your country and do some snowboarding.
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Yeah there's TOCHAL in Tehran. You'd love it.
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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What do you know about the 12th mahdi?
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I believe it is a metaphor of the 12th month of the year. Resurrection of life. Change!
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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can't wait till Iran is nuked
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Can you translate the last joke on here into english?


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LOL clearly OP is troll and cannot translate.

EPIC FAIL OP.
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LOL, OP will not answer this, and never will. Wonder why???

Ah man, this is too EZ.
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Can you translate the last joke on here into english?


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LOL clearly OP is troll and cannot translate.

EPIC FAIL OP.
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It's a joke about a turk and an Isfhani. They talk about watering their cucumber and which one would get bigger. You really want me to go on?
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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are you the mahdi?
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can't wait till Iran is nuked
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We love you too Canada. I have a lot of relatives in Toronto. Lotsa love to them all! :o)
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks

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