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Should I give it to him in the morning?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/19/2012 07:59 AM
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Should I give it to him in the morning?
My husband will wake up in the morning with an erection. I know it's because he has to pee but sometimes he tries to get a little nookie in before we both shower and go to work. I don't necessarily mind, but I wonder if he's really sexually aroused, or if it's just having to pee and having an erection that makes him think that way... so my question is:

If you wake up in the morning with an erection, is it because you're aroused, or only because you have to use the bathroom?
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11/19/2012 08:02 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
with an erection, peeing is not the best thing to do in the morning

Last Edited by Abitosz on 11/19/2012 08:03 AM
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11/19/2012 08:02 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
Nah .. with dawn the engine kicks in which means the body is flooded with hormones.

Morning wood is real .. and should be used tounge

To have to take a piss is unavoidable in the morning but not related too.
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
I use mine to stir milk into my coffee.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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11/19/2012 08:03 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
Give Him the Nookie!
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
And a Blow Job!
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11/19/2012 08:05 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
Wood is Good.
Wake him up with a Hummer.
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11/19/2012 08:06 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
I use mine to stir milk into my coffee.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Funny! Just spit coffee out of my nose, thanks!
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11/19/2012 08:07 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
And a Blow Job!
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I see OP's husband has found the thread.

tounge
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11/19/2012 08:11 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
My husband will wake up in the morning with an erection. I know it's because he has to pee but sometimes he tries to get a little nookie in before we both shower and go to work. I don't necessarily mind, but I wonder if he's really sexually aroused, or if it's just having to pee and having an erection that makes him think that way... so my question is:

If you wake up in the morning with an erection, is it because you're aroused, or only because you have to use the bathroom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2623006


So you use sex to control him?

How very kind of you.
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11/19/2012 08:24 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
This is a serious question, and glad that it was asked in a forum where honest adult males could answer. In other words, asking this here was a smart idea in getting the response you're looking for. Personally, I've been with a wide variety of women, with various ideas on what in 'normal' sexually, and what it typical. There's more to the equation than the simple question of "should I, or shouldn't I". It depends on a very expansive set of other parameters of your sex life. Do you have an open relationship sexually? Does your husband take sexual favors for granted?, is the act of oral sex reciprocal? A demanding man in the bedroom can be a real turnoff. I say this as a young man who's been experimental since I was very young. The short answer is.. "maybe". You have to not look at the situation as a psychological experience, and let it be more natural. You have to be able to 'use' the acts you perform as incentive in using the blowback next time. ALL ADULT RELATIONSHIPS ARE FUNDAMENTALLY PSYCHOLOGICAL WARWARE. but that doesn't mean they are designed to function this way. In short, I would advise to perform well sometimes, and other times to ignore all advances all together. The power is yours, and in a human sexual relationship, you, the female must remain in control, unless you want to lose the war, and become something else to your husbad. I say this lightly... Just remember not to make it routine. Because men will take advantage of that immediately.
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11/19/2012 08:25 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
let him lick your kat

if you know what I mean
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11/19/2012 08:27 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
the need to pee is not the cause of the erection, a flood of testosterone is. A mans testosterone level is highest in the morning and putting it to good use does two thing beneficial for YOU;

1. the use of the morning erection for sexual activity stimulates more testosterone during the dary which makes him more manly

2. taking the time to give him affection helps him stay bonded to you emotionally and to think of you during the day.


This is a two way street guys - she is naturally moist in the morning and giving her a mustache ride early gives her a glow for the day and keeps her scent on you as well.

BONUS: the need to pee in the morning is just as primal, but can be put off long enough to have a quickie - so morning activities are usually short - just dont treat her like a recepticle - reciprocate!!
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11/19/2012 08:27 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
This is a serious question, and glad that it was asked in a forum where honest adult males could answer. In other words, asking this here was a smart idea in getting the response you're looking for. Personally, I've been with a wide variety of women, with various ideas on what in 'normal' sexually, and what it typical. There's more to the equation than the simple question of "should I, or shouldn't I". It depends on a very expansive set of other parameters of your sex life. Do you have an open relationship sexually? Does your husband take sexual favors for granted?, is the act of oral sex reciprocal? A demanding man in the bedroom can be a real turnoff. I say this as a young man who's been experimental since I was very young. The short answer is.. "maybe". You have to not look at the situation as a psychological experience, and let it be more natural. You have to be able to 'use' the acts you perform as incentive in using the blowback next time. ALL ADULT RELATIONSHIPS ARE FUNDAMENTALLY PSYCHOLOGICAL WARWARE. but that doesn't mean they are designed to function this way. In short, I would advise to perform well sometimes, and other times to ignore all advances all together. The power is yours, and in a human sexual relationship, you, the female must remain in control, unless you want to lose the war, and become something else to your husbad. I say this lightly... Just remember not to make it routine. Because men will take advantage of that immediately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3113497


dude you're a pussy

sure why not make it a routine? If a man wants to fuck, let him fuck

I fuck like a sexgod and I don't regret it
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11/19/2012 08:29 AM
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Re: Should I give it to him in the morning?
Use it or lose it. Trust me, the day will come when he won't have wood in the morning or anytime else. Be the aggressor and send him off to work to be productive instead of dreaming of sex all day!

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