whose planning on doing some trampling on black friday? | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18432713 United States 11/19/2012 08:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have to work retail on Black Thursday and Black Friday and I guarantee you that there will be NO trampling in my store. Anybody tries knocking other people down and I will personally step in throwing elbows, knees, and if necessary roundhouse kicks to save the poor idiots on the ground. I will also be carrying a box cutter, but I don't think things will get that complicated. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27531391 United States 11/19/2012 08:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have to work retail on Black Thursday and Black Friday and I guarantee you that there will be NO trampling in my store. Anybody tries knocking other people down and I will personally step in throwing elbows, knees, and if necessary roundhouse kicks to save the poor idiots on the ground. I will also be carrying a box cutter, but I don't think things will get that complicated. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18432713 VIDEO, PLEASE!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1779676 United States 11/19/2012 09:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have to work retail on Black Thursday and Black Friday and I guarantee you that there will be NO trampling in my store. Anybody tries knocking other people down and I will personally step in throwing elbows, knees, and if necessary roundhouse kicks to save the poor idiots on the ground. I will also be carrying a box cutter, but I don't think things will get that complicated. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18432713 VIDEO, PLEASE!!! Invest in a tazer! ...and a paintball gun! ..... one for every employee of your store! ....... freeze the paintballs! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1044117 United States 11/19/2012 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to abcnews.go.com] [link to www.todayifoundout.com] Black Friday. Only in America can we create a day when unbridled greed, undisciplined desire, shortsighted financial insanity, selfishness and consumer lust explode, driven by even greedier corporations and credit card companies that know exactly how to play people. But it's worth it, right? I mean, come on, it's in the name of giving, after all. Right? So come on! Everybody does it, so don't be left out. You should spend more money than you know you can afford, because it's required of you. Just charge it, and end up paying many times more than that crap you bought was worth. The TV ads tell you, and you must listen. It's all about Christmas! Yes, the same holiday you are watching being banned left and right. But don't let that stop you! You don't need no Nativity scenes! You need 'lectric reds, blues and greens! (Don't forget to buy plenty of faulty Christmas lights made by the trillions in China! Plastic lights require oil to make, and all that Walmart and dollar store shit you buy is crappy plastic so do your part to keep the pipelines flowing!) But this is about Black Friday. The day you set out to purchase something to make someone happy, and you'll run over any son of a bitch that gets in your way. There's plenty of time to spread holiday cheer, just as soon as you've plundered and pillaged, and given your credit card swipe burn. Remember, that little old lady reaching for the last cheapass gift box on a shelf in Marshall's doesn't need it as badly as you do. Merry fucking whatever. |
Earth Daughter User ID: 27476817 United States 11/19/2012 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope, I'm working at the hospital that day, helping all the people you trample. "Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein |
Skin Suit (OP) User ID: 22870849 United States 11/20/2012 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | get your overexpended credit card out. get an extension. buy some steel toe boots and go trampling with the the great american sport!! buy cheap shit you can't afford and live outside your means ! and put it on credit. god forbid you learn how to do a balcony garden or make shit from scratch or drive an old car and know how to work on it. or forgo the cable tele and just use the basics. god forbid you wear a hoodie to bed and not turn on the heater. it's the american way.. |
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