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lmao
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k then I sinned

oh well. I'm not worried.
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don't be :)

be happy :)

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Have you stolen? Lied? Lusted? Got jealous? Angry at others? Cursed? Taken Jesus name in vain? Then you've sinned and fallen from God. We all have. That's why we all need Jesus to come back to God since he's our savior and he died for our sins. But if you're angry at him, take it up with him. He encourages us to lay our burdens on him. Getting mad at others won't do or change anything though. You'll just stay angry.
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Have you stolen? Lied? Lusted? Got jealous? Angry at others? Cursed? Taken Jesus name in vain? Then you've sinned and fallen from God. We all have. That's why we all need Jesus to come back to God since he's our savior and he died for our sins. But if you're angry at him, take it up with him. He encourages us to lay our burdens on him. Getting mad at others won't do or change anything though. You'll just stay angry.
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fuck. I told you i sinned. I don't care tho.

I feel bad for the guy, he got tortured on a cross. But how does that make my sins ok? A sacrifice?

sounds like wierd pmitive demon magic to me. thats a sin t isn't it?
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It is ironic that you complain that about Christians being on a "conspiracy" site.

Do you not understand the greatest conspiracy out there? The Christians can tell you:

We live under a world system that opposes its own creator. Our "world leaders" are "leading us into destruction." We struggle against unseen spiritual forces...that most in the world deny their existance. The best of us humans is depraved and needs a Savior. Things that are right are deemed wrong. Things that are wrong are deemed right. Stupid people lead, while intelligent people are imprisoned. I could go on. All of the conditions I have listed...and yet, so few people understand the system...

Now do you get it? That is the greatest conspiracy of all. The majority of the world is oblivious to that which is around them. For whatever reason...being brainwashed or choosing evil or whatever...the world is on a collision course with destruction and most humans don't even realize it! THAT IS A CONSPIRACY ON A UNIVERSAL SCALE!!! That is the world that Christianity lives in.
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Convicted much?
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I do not understand what you mean
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Yeah, I'm betting the list of things you don't understand stretches to the horizon and beyond.
1rof1
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You are a penis face.
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lolatu
Tell me what this tastes like...
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It is ironic that you complain that about Christians being on a "conspiracy" site.

Do you not understand the greatest conspiracy out there? The Christians can tell you:

We live under a world system that opposes its own creator. Our "world leaders" are "leading us into destruction." We struggle against unseen spiritual forces...that most in the world deny their existance. The best of us humans is depraved and needs a Savior. Things that are right are deemed wrong. Things that are wrong are deemed right. Stupid people lead, while intelligent people are imprisoned. I could go on. All of the conditions I have listed...and yet, so few people understand the system...

Now do you get it? That is the greatest conspiracy of all. The majority of the world is oblivious to that which is around them. For whatever reason...being brainwashed or choosing evil or whatever...the world is on a collision course with destruction and most humans don't even realize it! THAT IS A CONSPIRACY ON A UNIVERSAL SCALE!!! That is the world that Christianity lives in.
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Admittedly there seems to be an agenda against religion, yes.

But my theory is that they are scrapping that old control system to substitute it with another. This new one relys on stupidity and lack of love and morals. Kinda the opposite of religion.
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Yes I am aware of the irony of my poor spelling.

Not saying I am smart
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It is ironic that you complain that about Christians being on a "conspiracy" site.

Do you not understand the greatest conspiracy out there? The Christians can tell you:

We live under a world system that opposes its own creator. Our "world leaders" are "leading us into destruction." We struggle against unseen spiritual forces...that most in the world deny their existance. The best of us humans is depraved and needs a Savior. Things that are right are deemed wrong. Things that are wrong are deemed right. Stupid people lead, while intelligent people are imprisoned. I could go on. All of the conditions I have listed...and yet, so few people understand the system...

Now do you get it? That is the greatest conspiracy of all. The majority of the world is oblivious to that which is around them. For whatever reason...being brainwashed or choosing evil or whatever...the world is on a collision course with destruction and most humans don't even realize it! THAT IS A CONSPIRACY ON A UNIVERSAL SCALE!!! That is the world that Christianity lives in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342


Admittedly there seems to be an agenda against religion, yes.

But my theory is that they are scrapping that old control system to substitute it with another. This new one relys on stupidity and lack of love and morals. Kinda the opposite of religion.
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religion has been used as a control system. but, Christianity, in actuality, is a means to escape the control. unless of course you follow the mainstream deception.
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I'm sorry to hear that you are so angry because of your lack of knowledge.
I pray that you ask God (through the name of Jesus) to make himself known to you.
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I'm sorry to hear that you are so angry because of your lack of knowledge.
I pray that you ask God (through the name of Jesus) to make himself known to you.
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ok maybe somebody has to explain Christianity to me logically then.

I'm not being sarcastic.

I know you all think of me as a troll, judging by the responses. But seriously, I am an open minded person. But how in shit can I believe blindly in something? explain logically why i should. or logically such that it is no longer blind belief

am i spelling belief correctly? has google ruined my spelling ability?
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I was actually joking about the three wise men thing with my friend this morning.

So when baby Jesus was born... these three wise men traveled from far away lands, following a star, to see the baby jesus get born.

They looked at him...

...tossed him some incense...

...and went back home?

wtf?
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I'm sorry to hear that you are so angry because of your lack of knowledge.
I pray that you ask God (through the name of Jesus) to make himself known to you.
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ok maybe somebody has to explain Christianity to me logically then.

I'm not being sarcastic.

I know you all think of me as a troll, judging by the responses. But seriously, I am an open minded person. But how in shit can I believe blindly in something? explain logically why i should. or logically such that it is no longer blind belief

am i spelling belief correctly? has google ruined my spelling ability?
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i would like to help.

maybe here is a good start:

Thread: The Truth about Hell - but the mainstream fundies can't accept it. and maybe you can't either

it's always a good idea to get the false teachings about hell out of the way first.
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I was actually joking about the three wise men thing with my friend this morning.

So when baby Jesus was born... these three wise men traveled from far away lands, following a star, to see the baby jesus get born.

They looked at him...

...tossed him some incense...

...and went back home?

wtf?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21926154


it wasn't three. more than likely it was many, at least 12.

the gifts are prophetic. and, what's interesting about them, is that these men were from many other kingdoms (a wide variety).

the gifts were equal to the first material possessions that God gave Adam and Eve.
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oh wait... how about the story of noah?

god was going to flood the world...

...so he told one dude to build a boat (what god couldn't build it for him?)

...the dude builds the boat and puts all of the animals in the world on it...

(uuhhhh)

...then, god floods the world and kills everyone and destroys everything on land I guess.

(but what about all of the other people who where on boats? Weren't there like people on trading vessels and stuff?)

hmmm....

-got that from Joe Rogan
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I'm sorry to hear that you are so angry because of your lack of knowledge.
I pray that you ask God (through the name of Jesus) to make himself known to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23881778


ok maybe somebody has to explain Christianity to me logically then.

I'm not being sarcastic.

I know you all think of me as a troll, judging by the responses. But seriously, I am an open minded person. But how in shit can I believe blindly in something? explain logically why i should. or logically such that it is no longer blind belief

am i spelling belief correctly? has google ruined my spelling ability?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25749597


i would like to help.

maybe here is a good start:

Thread: The Truth about Hell - but the mainstream fundies can't accept it. and maybe you can't either

it's always a good idea to get the false teachings about hell out of the way first.
 Quoting: Salt


k reading
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I was actually joking about the three wise men thing with my friend this morning.

So when baby Jesus was born... these three wise men traveled from far away lands, following a star, to see the baby jesus get born.

They looked at him...

...tossed him some incense...

...and went back home?

wtf?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21926154


it wasn't three. more than likely it was many, at least 12.

the gifts are prophetic. and, what's interesting about them, is that these men were from many other kingdoms (a wide variety).

the gifts were equal to the first material possessions that God gave Adam and Eve.
 Quoting: Salt


ok...

twelve wise men showed up...

...looked at baby jesus...

...gave him some prophetic gifts...

...and went back home...

once again. What was the point? If they hadn't shown up... what?

And what did they get for showing up? Did they go back home and spread christianity? Anything?
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I was actually joking about the three wise men thing with my friend this morning.

So when baby Jesus was born... these three wise men traveled from far away lands, following a star, to see the baby jesus get born.

They looked at him...

...tossed him some incense...

...and went back home?

wtf?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21926154


it wasn't three. more than likely it was many, at least 12.

the gifts are prophetic. and, what's interesting about them, is that these men were from many other kingdoms (a wide variety).

the gifts were equal to the first material possessions that God gave Adam and Eve.
 Quoting: Salt


ok...

twelve wise men showed up...

...looked at baby jesus...

...gave him some prophetic gifts...

...and went back home...

once again. What was the point? If they hadn't shown up... what?

And what did they get for showing up? Did they go back home and spread christianity? Anything?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21926154


these priests and kings knew that the Messiah was coming because of the astronomical aspects that predicted it. they came to see, to bear gifts (fulfill prophecy) and to worship Him.

'You Bethlehem, land of Judah,
are in no way least among the princes of Judah:
for out of you shall come forth a governor,
who shall shepherd my people, Israel.'"
Then Herod secretly called the wise men, and learned from them exactly what time the star appeared. He sent them to Bethlehem, and said, "Go and search diligently for the young child. When you have found him, bring me word, so that I also may come and worship him."
They, having heard the king, went their way; and behold, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, until it came and stood over where the young child was. When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceedingly great joy. They came into the house and saw the young child with Mary, his mother, and they fell down and worshiped him. Opening their treasures, they offered to him gifts: gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Being warned in a dream that they shouldn't return to Herod, they went back to their own country another way.

Matthew 2:1-12
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Listen!

You are a stain on the "conspiracy" community.

You contribute to the multitude of reasons why our conspiracy theories and facts are not respected.

You use illogical reasoning to assume some Jesus guy saves people.

Your kind have taken innocent people like my poor Grandmother and made her think she has to love Jesus more than her own family or she will go to hell.

You scare little children into repressing their sexuality and turn them into deviants.

Fuck you assholes.

And also fuck you to the people that tell me I'm being negative or it will manifest in my reality. I don't care. We need negative, otherwise there is no positive.

Yeah, I know... not the biggest conspiracy here...
But seriously shouldn't these Jesus freaks be on some Christian site? These too much swearing here for them isn't there?

How are they even attracted to this place?

rant
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And what if we're right? What if the devil has taken you for the ignorant hell bound lost soul that you truly are? What if?
I'm the kind of person that cannot stand a mystery. Got to solve it or learn everything I can about it as to make a sensible informed decision. I'm here to tell you that, had it not been for what you perceive as fiction, I would have been dead at acid scarred in the face at 3, dead at 4 yr old, dead at 19, 20, 21, 32, etc etc. God knows what I'm unaware of as to His saving me from myself. And honestly, I don't know if I'll go to Heaven or not. I have not broke the commandment of not to kill. At least not 1st hand. 1 guys pride gave him cancer on my taunt that his wife said he better quit smoking. I hope for God's grace, but don't know for sure. But I know the Holy Trinity is real.

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I'm sorry to hear that you are so angry because of your lack of knowledge.
I pray that you ask God (through the name of Jesus) to make himself known to you.
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ok maybe somebody has to explain Christianity to me logically then.

I'm not being sarcastic.

I know you all think of me as a troll, judging by the responses. But seriously, I am an open minded person. But how in shit can I believe blindly in something? explain logically why i should. or logically such that it is no longer blind belief

am i spelling belief correctly? has google ruined my spelling ability?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25749597


i would like to help.

maybe here is a good start:

Thread: The Truth about Hell - but the mainstream fundies can't accept it. and maybe you can't either

it's always a good idea to get the false teachings about hell out of the way first.
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k reading
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ok I think I get what you are saying. And I agree that the bible has been totally misinterpreted.

I am always willing to entertain a theory, though I would never Believe in a theory.

So are you saying that basiccaly I should be a good person so that when I die I wont go through hell paying for my bad deeds?

I don't believe this, but I try to live as if this is the case.

In that sense am I Christian then?
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lol sorry i have to laugh about this thread....

i am a jesus freak

and sometimes people who claim to be jesus people annoy me too...

what really made me laugh op is when you said you are not an atheist and then said you believe in logic...maybe but then you said your brain is biased....lol i am laughing on my blue sofa

just keep pluggin on and seek truth. where ever you might find it.....

i am biased and have faith where the truth is....

peace out peeps
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Thread: Tribute to Christian NWO Researchers, Bill Cooper, John Todd, Fritz Springmeiers and others silenced/jailed/murdered for bringing truth
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lol sorry i have to laugh about this thread....

i am a jesus freak

and sometimes people who claim to be jesus people annoy me too...

what really made me laugh op is when you said you are not an atheist and then said you believe in logic...maybe but then you said your brain is biased....lol i am laughing on my blue sofa

just keep pluggin on and seek truth. where ever you might find it.....

i am biased and have faith where the truth is....

peace out peeps
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I was saying that I MAYBE believe logic... as it seems to at least be an applicable concept. SEEMS.

I am at least conditioned to almost believe it i guess. I trust it more than most things I suppose.
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ok maybe somebody has to explain Christianity to me logically then.

I'm not being sarcastic.

I know you all think of me as a troll, judging by the responses. But seriously, I am an open minded person. But how in shit can I believe blindly in something? explain logically why i should. or logically such that it is no longer blind belief

am i spelling belief correctly? has google ruined my spelling ability?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25749597


i would like to help.

maybe here is a good start:

Thread: The Truth about Hell - but the mainstream fundies can't accept it. and maybe you can't either

it's always a good idea to get the false teachings about hell out of the way first.
 Quoting: Salt


k reading
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ok I think I get what you are saying. And I agree that the bible has been totally misinterpreted.

I am always willing to entertain a theory, though I would never Believe in a theory.

So are you saying that basiccaly I should be a good person so that when I die I wont go through hell paying for my bad deeds?

I don't believe this, but I try to live as if this is the case.

In that sense am I Christian then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25749597


you cannot be 'good' until you accept God for who He is.
where do you think the innate sense of goodness comes from?

see my sig line (the parable at the bottom)

it's not about just being good. it's about recognizing your Creator and believing what He says.

don't try to understand what is good without seeking the Most High first.

1 believe, 2 give and love
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i would like to help.

maybe here is a good start:

Thread: The Truth about Hell - but the mainstream fundies can't accept it. and maybe you can't either

it's always a good idea to get the false teachings about hell out of the way first.
 Quoting: Salt


k reading
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ok I think I get what you are saying. And I agree that the bible has been totally misinterpreted.

I am always willing to entertain a theory, though I would never Believe in a theory.

So are you saying that basiccaly I should be a good person so that when I die I wont go through hell paying for my bad deeds?

I don't believe this, but I try to live as if this is the case.

In that sense am I Christian then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25749597


you cannot be 'good' until you accept God for who He is.
where do you think the innate sense of goodness comes from?

see my sig line (the parable at the bottom)

it's not about just being good. it's about recognizing your Creator and believing what He says.

don't try to understand what is good without seeking the Most High first.

1 believe, 2 give and love
 Quoting: Salt


Yea see this is where it loses me.

1. Who is god?

2. Why should I believe what it says?
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hey op i got that it was a miss type. i meant to say it that way...
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k reading
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ok I think I get what you are saying. And I agree that the bible has been totally misinterpreted.

I am always willing to entertain a theory, though I would never Believe in a theory.

So are you saying that basiccaly I should be a good person so that when I die I wont go through hell paying for my bad deeds?

I don't believe this, but I try to live as if this is the case.

In that sense am I Christian then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25749597


you cannot be 'good' until you accept God for who He is.
where do you think the innate sense of goodness comes from?

see my sig line (the parable at the bottom)

it's not about just being good. it's about recognizing your Creator and believing what He says.

don't try to understand what is good without seeking the Most High first.

1 believe, 2 give and love
 Quoting: Salt


Yea see this is where it loses me.

1. Who is god?

2. Why should I believe what it says?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25749597


1. ask Him to show you who He is
2. you always have a choice. but, once He is revealed, i'm sure you will make the right one

3 once you realize how much the Creator loves you (beyond human comprehension) and why He created you, you will want to stay close to Him.

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