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I have found the Arc of the Covenant.

 
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I am the ORACLE of God.


The Arc of the Covenant is in Colorado.
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STFU, you think I want religious lunatics coming to my house, I thought we discussed this already?
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is your house under a mountain of sand
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No, but apparently your brain is, the Arc is in Ethiopia!
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ARE YOU JESUS?
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Sorry, I just can't help myself...
#1 The All mighty god of heaven and the universe needs an oracle?
#2 You are standing right above it? But you say the people will be digging up the great sand dunes to find it?
#3 If you are standing right above it, why do you not just dig it up? Then get back to us.
#4 Pics do not work because of the interference but you are using some device to sell this story to us here?
#5 The knowledge of the sun and the bible has brought you to this? Study of fairy tales while staring at the sun could do this.

Please go home and get back on your meds. It is going to be ok. We all understand.meds
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The Sun is always in my heart.
There is no man that knows Him better than me,
His Son,
Who he has taught his ways and strength.
Who he has given the knowledge of his power over men.


Yes God has an ORACLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664

There are somethings coming to light as the bible foretells that all will be known, but I hope you are not making a claim that you are the Son of God?
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


ummmmmmm well
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I will build a device to let me submarine my body through the sand to the bottom.


Maybe harmonics would help? An acoustic kaleidoscope, perhaps?


Charles Wheatstone was one of the first fysiologists to study our senses by measuring their properties. He is best known for his invention of the stereoscope. One of his more obscure inventions is the kaleidophone. He developed it in 1827, triggered by the success of the kaleidoscope which David Brewster had invented shortly before. The kaleidophone is a curious assembly of rods with shiny metal objects at their extremities, mounted on a wooden board (fig. 4). These rods can be set into vibration by hitting them or bowing them like a string. If this happens near to a small lightsource (like the flame of a candle), the reflections of this source in the moving metal object generate many different kinds of patterns (fig. 5). Also it was possible to generate more complex patterns by connecting several reflecting objects to the same rod.
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Sorry, I just can't help myself...
#1 The All mighty god of heaven and the universe needs an oracle?
#2 You are standing right above it? But you say the people will be digging up the great sand dunes to find it?
#3 If you are standing right above it, why do you not just dig it up? Then get back to us.
#4 Pics do not work because of the interference but you are using some device to sell this story to us here?
#5 The knowledge of the sun and the bible has brought you to this? Study of fairy tales while staring at the sun could do this.

Please go home and get back on your meds. It is going to be ok. We all understand.meds
 Quoting: waitn4end




The Sun is always in my heart.
There is no man that knows Him better than me,
His Son,
Who he has taught his ways and strength.
Who he has given the knowledge of his power over men.


Yes God has an ORACLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664

There are somethings coming to light as the bible foretells that all will be known, but I hope you are not making a claim that you are the Son of God?
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


ummmmmmm well
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Major thread fail.
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The Sun is always in my heart.
There is no man that knows Him better than me,
His Son,
Who he has taught his ways and strength.
Who he has given the knowledge of his power over men.


Yes God has an ORACLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664

There are somethings coming to light as the bible foretells that all will be known, but I hope you are not making a claim that you are the Son of God?
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


ummmmmmm well
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Major thread fail.
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


Sorry but yes i am the Son of God the father Amen.

take it or leave it but you wont speak to another man who knows a higher truth than me.


GOOD LUCK.
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I will build a device to let me submarine my body through the sand to the bottom.
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Maybe harmonics would help? An acoustic kaleidoscope, perhaps?


Charles Wheatstone was one of the first fysiologists to study our senses by measuring their properties. He is best known for his invention of the stereoscope. One of his more obscure inventions is the kaleidophone. He developed it in 1827, triggered by the success of the kaleidoscope which David Brewster had invented shortly before. The kaleidophone is a curious assembly of rods with shiny metal objects at their extremities, mounted on a wooden board (fig. 4). These rods can be set into vibration by hitting them or bowing them like a string. If this happens near to a small lightsource (like the flame of a candle), the reflections of this source in the moving metal object generate many different kinds of patterns (fig. 5). Also it was possible to generate more complex patterns by connecting several reflecting objects to the same rod.
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thats cool and all but i personally want to go to the bottom of the sand while the sand is still there
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Sorry, I just can't help myself...
#1 The All mighty god of heaven and the universe needs an oracle?
#2 You are standing right above it? But you say the people will be digging up the great sand dunes to find it?
#3 If you are standing right above it, why do you not just dig it up? Then get back to us.
#4 Pics do not work because of the interference but you are using some device to sell this story to us here?
#5 The knowledge of the sun and the bible has brought you to this? Study of fairy tales while staring at the sun could do this.

Please go home and get back on your meds. It is going to be ok. We all understand.meds
 Quoting: waitn4end




The Sun is always in my heart.
There is no man that knows Him better than me,
His Son,
Who he has taught his ways and strength.
Who he has given the knowledge of his power over men.


Yes God has an ORACLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664

There are somethings coming to light as the bible foretells that all will be known, but I hope you are not making a claim that you are the Son of God?
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


I did find the ark of the covenant so yes technically i am.
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STFU, you think I want religious lunatics coming to my house, I thought we discussed this already?
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is your house under a mountain of sand
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No, but apparently your brain is, the Arc is in Ethiopia!
 Quoting: 1nf1del


ARE YOU JESUS?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


ARE YOU?
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is your house under a mountain of sand
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No, but apparently your brain is, the Arc is in Ethiopia!
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ARE YOU JESUS?
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ARE YOU?
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Jesus no
son of God yes
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Sorry, I just can't help myself...
#1 The All mighty god of heaven and the universe needs an oracle?
#2 You are standing right above it? But you say the people will be digging up the great sand dunes to find it?
#3 If you are standing right above it, why do you not just dig it up? Then get back to us.
#4 Pics do not work because of the interference but you are using some device to sell this story to us here?
#5 The knowledge of the sun and the bible has brought you to this? Study of fairy tales while staring at the sun could do this.

Please go home and get back on your meds. It is going to be ok. We all understand.meds
 Quoting: waitn4end




The Sun is always in my heart.
There is no man that knows Him better than me,
His Son,
Who he has taught his ways and strength.
Who he has given the knowledge of his power over men.


Yes God has an ORACLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664

There are somethings coming to light as the bible foretells that all will be known, but I hope you are not making a claim that you are the Son of God?
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


I did find the ark of the covenant so yes technically i am.
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Well, we are all sons of God, just so we all are brothers.

Now, tell me OP, why are you so sure you are standing over a pile of sand that covers the Ark, were you looking for it?
All great truths begin as Blasphemies.
G.B.S.

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Well, we are all sons of God, just so we all are brothers.

Now, tell me OP, why are you so sure you are standing over a pile of sand that covers the Ark, were you looking for it?
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i was looking for it but i couldnt see it due to the extreme amount of sand on top
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No, but apparently your brain is, the Arc is in Ethiopia!
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ARE YOU JESUS?
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ARE YOU?
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Jesus no
son of God yes
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Go take your meds you are suffering a psychotic episode!
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ARE YOU JESUS?
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ARE YOU?
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Jesus no
son of God yes
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Go take your meds you are suffering a psychotic episode!
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okay taking more ibuprophet now
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I did find the ark of the covenant so yes technically i am.
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Well, we are all sons of God, just so we all are brothers.

Now, tell me OP, why are you so sure you are standing over a pile of sand that covers the Ark, were you looking for it?


what makes you so sure there aint nothin under there boy
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Well, we are all sons of God, just so we all are brothers.

Now, tell me OP, why are you so sure you are standing over a pile of sand that covers the Ark, were you looking for it?
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


i was looking for it but i couldnt see it due to the extreme amount of sand on top
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So you dug it up already, or you just guess you found it and are waiting for help (or courage) to start digging?
All great truths begin as Blasphemies.
G.B.S.

GLP is like a diamond mine of information, in the sense that you have to shovel mountains of crap to find the diamonds, but it's still worth the pain.
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OP, youre where Im at right now, Impossible dream

I have a dying website (Link in sig) Ten whole dollars in donations last month

I see my prophecies so clear but dont know what to do.

Im just sitting here, tired and unsure of the impossible, sigh
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No, but apparently your brain is, the Arc is in Ethiopia!
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ARE YOU JESUS?
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ARE YOU?
 Quoting: 1nf1del


Jesus no
son of God yes
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Wecome, you are the 2,572,984,000,435th member.
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Well, we are all sons of God, just so we all are brothers.

Now, tell me OP, why are you so sure you are standing over a pile of sand that covers the Ark, were you looking for it?
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


i was looking for it but i couldnt see it due to the extreme amount of sand on top
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So you dug it up already, or you just guess you found it and are waiting for help (or courage) to start digging?
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I have disclosed the location of the ark is there anything else i can do physically no. im not gonna start diggin a hole and then have it collapse on me like this guy
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Ill say though, the Boy, who will be Messiah, Hes blonde, Hes painted in this picture. He was born in Colorado..

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Well, we are all sons of God, just so we all are brothers.

Now, tell me OP, why are you so sure you are standing over a pile of sand that covers the Ark, were you looking for it?
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


i was looking for it but i couldnt see it due to the extreme amount of sand on top
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So you dug it up already, or you just guess you found it and are waiting for help (or courage) to start digging?
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I have disclosed the location of the ark is there anything else i can do physically no. im not gonna start diggin a hole and then have it collapse on me like this guy
[link to usnews.nbcnews.com]
afroafroafroafroafroafroafroafroafro
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well, there's plenty if you have proof of what you said, or money to pay for digging equipment.
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G.B.S.

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Well, we are all sons of God, just so we all are brothers.

Now, tell me OP, why are you so sure you are standing over a pile of sand that covers the Ark, were you looking for it?
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


i was looking for it but i couldnt see it due to the extreme amount of sand on top
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So you dug it up already, or you just guess you found it and are waiting for help (or courage) to start digging?
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


I have disclosed the location of the ark is there anything else i can do physically no. im not gonna start diggin a hole and then have it collapse on me like this guy
[link to usnews.nbcnews.com]
afroafroafroafroafroafroafroafroafro
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Wow, how stupid, You have to build or put in reinforcing walls, when you dig like that.
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Ill say though, the Boy, who will be Messiah, Hes blonde, Hes painted in this picture. He was born in Colorado..

:muralboy:
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is this him



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I am the ORACLE of God.


The Arc of the Covenant is in Colorado.
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really, hardly, the ark contains the 10 commandments etc. I don't think you have them in your back yard. and there is no one oracle from God . all who obtain the ability to connect with the all that is, via meditation are their own oracles from God.

Last Edited by God Loves ALL on 11/19/2012 02:48 PM
The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago.

"MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER,
AMEN.

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Under DIA!
Something is better than nothing, pay attention, it's still free. Lead by example.
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Under DIA!
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NO ITS UNDER THE SAND FOOL NOBODY CAN GET TO IT.
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Ill say though, the Boy, who will be Messiah, Hes blonde, Hes painted in this picture. He was born in Colorado..

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is this him



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Nice Sun Plaque ! I just looked up, I have one too with the moon, and its missing from my wall !! Ill have to ask around who took it down.


Is that you? the mountain man?
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I am the ORACLE of God.


The Arc of the Covenant is in Colorado.
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Uncle Mikey here on GLP is a researcher and Prophet and he says Colorado too, Interesting...
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WHO IS UNCLE MIKEY??!!

did he rly say that?
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Lots of people IN THE KNOW, know about Colorado. Im fixing to go there myself and meditate on whats going to be the site of every prophecy on earth...

Dont look in Israel, HINT: Its going to all happen in Colorado..
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well you better get here before the 3 Days of Darkness during which will happen the magnetic reversal.
The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago.

"MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER,
AMEN.

Nice video: [link to www.youtube.com] Make this World a Better One

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Under DIA!
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DIA is a possibility too...
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Looks from that picture that you're at the Great Sand Dunes Park. It's a VERY magical place, considered by the Hopi to be the entrance to the 5th world that will soon open. Had some hair raising experiences there myself. Wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find there's a holy artifact there.
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I have nothing but normal ones when there, was there labor day weekend. the fifth world occurs on the surface, but perhaps there is an entry there to inner earth.
The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago.

"MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER,
AMEN.

Nice video: [link to www.youtube.com] Make this World a Better One

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Sorry, I just can't help myself...
#1 The All mighty god of heaven and the universe needs an oracle?
#2 You are standing right above it? But you say the people will be digging up the great sand dunes to find it?
#3 If you are standing right above it, why do you not just dig it up? Then get back to us.
#4 Pics do not work because of the interference but you are using some device to sell this story to us here?
#5 The knowledge of the sun and the bible has brought you to this? Study of fairy tales while staring at the sun could do this.

Please go home and get back on your meds. It is going to be ok. We all understand.meds
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The Sun is always in my heart.
There is no man that knows Him better than me,
His Son,
Who he has taught his ways and strength.
Who he has given the knowledge of his power over men.


Yes God has an ORACLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664

There are somethings coming to light as the bible foretells that all will be known, but I hope you are not making a claim that you are the Son of God?
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


I did find the ark of the covenant so yes technically i am.
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Finding the ark is not qualifications to be the only begotten Son of God. The bible will be fulfilled. The Son of Man will return in a cloud of glory from the east. What part of that do you not understand? The ark symbolizes an empty coffin. The resuurected Son of the one, true living God is our salvation. Not feeling you man.

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