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I have found the Arc of the Covenant.

 
sandpiper

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In Rev. 12: 18, states, Then, the temple of GOD was opened in heaven, and the ark of the covenant was seen in HIS temple. And there was lightnings and an earthquake and great hail.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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In Rev. 12: 18, states, Then, the temple of GOD was opened in heaven, and the ark of the covenant was seen in HIS temple. And there was lightnings and an earthquake and great hail.
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IM STANDIN ON TOP OF A HUGE PILE OF SAND RITE NOW.
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THE ARK HAD BEEN FOUND.


I REPEAT


ARK FOUND.


UNDER A HUGE ASS PILE OF SAND
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11/19/2012 10:11 PM
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i called him a fool does that count
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I called you Nimrod. Does that count? My apologies to the other AC. Join this network.
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


yes nimrod is acceptable.

seriously though dudez the Jesus God son of man topic can go downhill really fast because everybody thinks they know exactly what God would say to them if he was actually talkin to u face to face.


most people think god would start talkin about some crazy stuff like kingdom and heaven and stuff but really no.

he would straight up tell you to get back in the garden.
and thats about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Like I already told, I have talked to the person you call "god" on the other side, but if you don't want to hear what I have to say, good luck to you in the end my friend!
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Please go, I would love to hear your testimonyhf
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11/19/2012 10:27 PM
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meant to say please do. (:
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I called you Nimrod. Does that count? My apologies to the other AC. Join this network.
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


yes nimrod is acceptable.

seriously though dudez the Jesus God son of man topic can go downhill really fast because everybody thinks they know exactly what God would say to them if he was actually talkin to u face to face.


most people think god would start talkin about some crazy stuff like kingdom and heaven and stuff but really no.

he would straight up tell you to get back in the garden.
and thats about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Like I already told, I have talked to the person you call "god" on the other side, but if you don't want to hear what I have to say, good luck to you in the end my friend!
 Quoting: 1nf1del


Please go, I would love to hear your testimonyhf
 Quoting: K-EL Emet 25567776


It is nothing like Christians are trying to explain, we are in heaven and hell right now, earth is the proving ground, when we leave here we will rejoin "them", look into Phenomenology and read about some of the unbiased reports of NDE's some people have had, also watch a movie called "What the Bleep do We Know?", only take what man has written in a book with a grain of salt, it took a long time for man to evolve enough to fully communicate with "them", seems a lot more people are "waking up" as of late, science is beginning to catch up with spirituality, read this if you haven't already.

[link to www.sodahead.com]

If you want the link to my site, I posted an account of my "awakening".
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11/19/2012 10:37 PM
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I am the ORACLE of God.


The Arc of the Covenant is in Colorado.
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he is correct,i hold it in my posession
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11/19/2012 10:39 PM
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In Rev. 12: 18, states, Then, the temple of GOD was opened in heaven, and the ark of the covenant was seen in HIS temple. And there was lightnings and an earthquake and great hail.
 Quoting: sandpiper


IM STANDIN ON TOP OF A HUGE PILE OF SAND RITE NOW.
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sand being dnas (dana's)and the one holding it.
this is truth
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I am the ORACLE of God.


The Arc of the Covenant is in Colorado.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Try the brain

[link to thehiddenlighthouse.blogspot.ca]
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11/19/2012 10:42 PM
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THE BIG QUESTION IS WHO IS GONNA COME OUT HERE AND BRING SOME SHOVELS IM STANDIN ON TOP OF A BIG ASS PILE OF SAND RIGHT NOW.

AND UNDER THE SAND IS ONE HELL OF A PRIZE.
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i will come
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awesome
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yes of course i am the 666 man who has found the ark.

Thread: I am the nobody. The Heyoka. The Oracle. The 666
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oh AND!

Thread: let us not forget THE SUN right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


The Great Meditation day hosted by Numerous secret societies, was over the Rocky Mountain Range USA and also thru Central India...

Simultaneously this would have awakened great prophets for those living along the Mountain range and also simultaneously India was also chosen

:sunline2:
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


this is where i live,
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11/19/2012 11:54 PM
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Re: I have found the Arc of the Covenant.
That mountain of sand? Jesus said that if you have faith as big as a mustard seed you can move a mountain into the sea.

Since you guys know everything, please answer the following:

What is the Ring of Gehziah?

What is the Vatican Queen?

Who is John Paul, UAN?

What does UAN stand for?
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11/20/2012 12:51 AM
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Dear Apollo, my friend,

May I ask what societies you are apart of?

Do you believe "the messiah" is blonde and born in Colorado, or have you been told this by a "higher up?" You seem to profess this with confidence.

I just find it questionable with one declaring such things...and am thus curious how you come about this conclusion.

For some reason I feel compelled to believe that it is more likely he was born in the Midwest. Ohio and Indiana both seem rather mystical to me. Ohio with it's slogan and all, and also Indiana....land of the Indians? Why don't they have any reservations than? Perhaps there is a reasoning behind that?

Hopefully you have time to respond as I am very curious about you. Thanks and Cheers!
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11/20/2012 03:44 AM
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Re: I have found the Arc of the Covenant.
THE ARK HAD BEEN FOUND.


I REPEAT


ARK FOUND.


UNDER A HUGE ASS PILE OF SAND
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Hmmm..the urim and thummin might have been hidden over in the anointing jug of Magdalene region in the middle of a pile of rocks in Arizona at Salome Jug canyon. The Bethel stone for the Christ anointing should be around the huge penis arch.

[link to www.flickr.com]

[link to www.flickr.com]



Rumor has it things got hidden here after Allen Dulles raided King Tut's Holy of Holies as secretary of state. This area is right above Roosevelt lake.

You might need to get all your pieces put together Oracle.

Look for the hymenal cave on the same pool level as the male arch for the arc tools. There is a sword and a shield beside this cave to fairly point it out.

The Lue map is about this cave and the "T" object you're looking for. You combine it with the dollar bill scoop.

[link to www.google.com]

This map tells you which level to look for the ark tools and anointing stone. There is a horse of God in nature here as well in the jug. Looking aerially down on the jug there is a cross cut out of living trees on the top of Victora peak beside Dutchwoman's Butte there.The Salome or Magdalene Jug canyon is between these two in the Salome Wilderness.

You might check out Circlestone, the natural stone henge in the stone's throw away Superstitions as they are doing something funny with google earth over that rectangle in its center like top secret weird stuff. They block coming down onto it.

[link to www.celticnz.co.nz]

Maybe you could get the ark tools to blow your sand dune
apart to reveal your ark or to use as divining rod. Best get anointed first off then nothing can come against you to rob you of your spoils.
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11/20/2012 03:56 AM
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The ark is most likely still in Jerusalem, under the remnants of Solomon's Temple.
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I am the ORACLE of God.


The Arc of the Covenant is in Colorado.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


he is correct,i hold it in my posession
 Quoting: drhoecker 16728269


are you holding it underneath the mountain of sand?

BECAUSE IM STANDING ON A MOUNTAIN OF SAND RIGHT NOW AND ITS UNDERNEATH IT.


UNLESS UR UNDER THERE CHAMP U AINT GOT IT AND U DIDNT FIND IT I DID.
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Re: I have found the Arc of the Covenant.
THE ARK HAD BEEN FOUND.


I REPEAT


ARK FOUND.


UNDER A HUGE ASS PILE OF SAND
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Hmmm..the urim and thummin might have been hidden over in the anointing jug of Magdalene region in the middle of a pile of rocks in Arizona at Salome Jug canyon. The Bethel stone for the Christ anointing should be around the huge penis arch.

[link to www.flickr.com]

[link to www.flickr.com]



Rumor has it things got hidden here after Allen Dulles raided King Tut's Holy of Holies as secretary of state. This area is right above Roosevelt lake.

You might need to get all your pieces put together Oracle.

Look for the hymenal cave on the same pool level as the male arch for the arc tools. There is a sword and a shield beside this cave to fairly point it out.

The Lue map is about this cave and the "T" object you're looking for. You combine it with the dollar bill scoop.

[link to www.google.com]

This map tells you which level to look for the ark tools and anointing stone. There is a horse of God in nature here as well in the jug. Looking aerially down on the jug there is a cross cut out of living trees on the top of Victora peak beside Dutchwoman's Butte there.The Salome or Magdalene Jug canyon is between these two in the Salome Wilderness.

You might check out Circlestone, the natural stone henge in the stone's throw away Superstitions as they are doing something funny with google earth over that rectangle in its center like top secret weird stuff. They block coming down onto it.

[link to www.celticnz.co.nz]

Maybe you could get the ark tools to blow your sand dune
apart to reveal your ark or to use as divining rod. Best get anointed first off then nothing can come against you to rob you of your spoils.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27912202


SHEESH .


YEAH ILL STAND ON TOP OF THE SAND WITH A GIANT LEAF BLOWER AND BOUT 10,000 GALLONS OF 50:1 RATIO GAS/OIL lol.


i still havent figured out how to get all the sand outta there yet.

i dont want any girls helping out they might get sand in their vag1nas
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I am the ORACLE of God.


The Arc of the Covenant is in Colorado.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


arc ? as in electric arc ? your electric powered dildo shorted inside your anus electrocuting your brain into thinking you are GOD !

Must be the black stalion 36 inch model with the 12 D battery pack ....

Packs power to convert you into GAY God supreme!

BZZTT ! electric_sextreme_se
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yes of course i am the 666 man who has found the ark.

Thread: I am the nobody. The Heyoka. The Oracle. The 666
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


oh AND!

Thread: let us not forget THE SUN right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


The Great Meditation day hosted by Numerous secret societies, was over the Rocky Mountain Range USA and also thru Central India...

Simultaneously this would have awakened great prophets for those living along the Mountain range and also simultaneously India was also chosen

:sunline2:
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


this is where i live,
 Quoting: drhoecker 16728269


sweet round up the diggers and shovels son we got some knights templar business to take care of


gotta be dug out by hand or shovels no heavy equiptment allowed i dont wanna squish the ark.
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I am the ORACLE of God.


The Arc of the Covenant is in Colorado.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


arc ? as in electric arc ? your electric powered dildo shorted inside your anus electrocuting your brain into thinking you are GOD !

Must be the black stalion 36 inch model with the 12 D battery pack ....

Packs power to convert you into GAY God supreme!

BZZTT ! electric_sextreme_se
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 218496


not arc u royal fag


ARK


misspellings bring ppl like u into threads and then i get to tell em


IM STANDIN ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN OF SAND RIGHT NOW OVER TOP OF THE ARK GET ON MY LEVEL SON
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I am the ORACLE of God.


The Arc of the Covenant is in Colorado.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Uncle Mikey here on GLP is a researcher and Prophet and he says Colorado too, Interesting...
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


WHO IS UNCLE MIKEY??!!

did he rly say that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Lots of people IN THE KNOW, know about Colorado. Im fixing to go there myself and meditate on whats going to be the site of every prophecy on earth...

Dont look in Israel, HINT: Its going to all happen in Colorado..
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


bsflagjerkit
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Uncle Mikey here on GLP is a researcher and Prophet and he says Colorado too, Interesting...
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


WHO IS UNCLE MIKEY??!!

did he rly say that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Lots of people IN THE KNOW, know about Colorado. Im fixing to go there myself and meditate on whats going to be the site of every prophecy on earth...

Dont look in Israel, HINT: Its going to all happen in Colorado..
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


bsflagjerkit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28127257


I HAVE FOUND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT ITS UNDER NEATH THE PIECE OF TILE THAT IS DIFFERENT.
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BREAKING!!!!


ARK OF THE COVENANT HAS BEEN FOUND!!!

UNDERNEATH ALL THIS DAMN SAND
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breaking news im standing on top of a giant mountain of sand over top of the ark
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i have led my people to the location of the ark!1!!111111!!!!!

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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"Dense mountains of fine grained sand cover 39 square miles and rise to 700 feet, dwarfing visitors.

"And no one yet knows how deep the sands extend beneath the valley floor. We've done core drilling 100 feet below the surface and found that it was still pure sand," said ranger Sue Fischer. "That was a surprise. We thought we'd encounter rocks and gravel from the mountain range fairly close to the surface."



UNDER THE SAND I HAVE FOUND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT
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The "ARC" of the covenant is in heaven. It is part of the ecliptic. When the sun was in the constellation of Aries, we were under the ARC of the covenant of the Ram.
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in that case.

take a pic and upload it.

otherwise....bsflag
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pics dont work here bro too much radio interference or something like a unknown frequency or somethin idk i dont even
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take the pic and show the "interference"

you have to provide some sort of proof otherwise.....bsflag
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here u go


[link to topics.info.com]
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What is it that you hold in your hands?
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pics dont work here bro too much radio interference or something like a unknown frequency or somethin idk i dont even
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


take the pic and show the "interference"

you have to provide some sort of proof otherwise.....bsflag
 Quoting: Oyster


here u go


[link to topics.info.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


What is it that you hold in your hands?
 Quoting: JD11B


camelbak and backpack.


underneath the sand is the greatest of all treasures.

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