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WTF with Justin Beiber?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/19/2012 11:49 AM
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WTF with Justin Beiber?
Are they giving that dude hormones or something? How can any 19 year old guy look like a 15 year old lesbian? Seriously, when I was 19 I had a full grown fucking beard and some fucking chest hair!
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11/19/2012 11:50 AM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
he is a hermaphrodite [link to en.wikipedia.org]
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11/19/2012 11:52 AM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
I wouldn't fucking doubt it. And that's the shit that young girls are going to grow up thinking is a "real man," instead of more mature, masculine young men. FFS this is where the country is headed in the next generation. Thank God I'll be on my way out!
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11/19/2012 11:53 AM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
hes canadian, its normal.
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11/19/2012 11:55 AM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Reps gotta keep him looking young and submissive looking.

It's the only way then handlers can get hard enough to fuck him still.
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
The other day a song came on the radio and my daughter asked me, "Mom, do you think that's a guy or a girl singing?"

I said, "A girl, of course."

She laughed and said, "No, that's Justin Beiber."

I was like, "No way! That's a girl!"
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11/19/2012 11:56 AM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
hes canadian, its normal.
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He is not Canadian, that is a conspiracy. He is a California queer. Canadians don't look like that
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11/19/2012 11:58 AM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Reps gotta keep him looking young and submissive looking.

It's the only way then handlers can get hard enough to fuck him still.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988886


LOL!

Seriously, when any of you were 19, did you look like that? Or act all immature and "crazy"? I might just be too old school. My father was a rancher and had me working at a very young age. Not for money, like so many parents do. My dad didn't give me a "prize" for doing work on the ranch. I got to live under his roof, eat his food, drive his trucks, etc. I'm just kinda freaked out that it's changing so much.

And I'm not some "hick" either. I got an education and moved off the ranch, and did well in a big urban center.
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11/19/2012 12:00 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
hes canadian, its normal.
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He is not Canadian, that is a conspiracy. He is a California queer. Canadians don't look like that
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I tend to agree with that. I know some Canadians, and they are pretty hard men. Think Georges St. Pierre when you think Canadian toughness. That dude is a beast.
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11/19/2012 12:01 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
hes canadian, its normal.
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Yeah , he has the "Vancouver spirit " !!

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11/19/2012 12:02 PM

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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Ugh, yikes.
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11/19/2012 12:03 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
hes canadian, its normal.
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Ok I'm seriously offended! tounge
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11/19/2012 12:04 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Here's a real Canadian we're proud of!

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11/19/2012 12:05 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
his mom is almost a midget, so that is why he is small. and some guys mature slower than others. more so nowadays, with all the synthetic estrogen in the plastics and pollution.
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11/19/2012 12:07 PM

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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Wow, I read this thread and then went to YouTube and there's a damn banner video ad that has Biebertard in it.

And I gotta say... the word that comes to mind is "CREEPY".

To be 1000% totally honest.

There's a perved out creeper aura that surrounds him whether it's COMING FROM him or not.

Last Edited by Mister Obvious on 11/19/2012 12:07 PM
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11/19/2012 12:10 PM
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I didn't realize he's 19. Of course he's barely on my radar (thank God), because I don't have teenagers. I thought he was about 14. And yeah, he looks like a girl.
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11/19/2012 12:10 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
hes canadian, its normal.
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He is not Canadian, that is a conspiracy. He is a California queer. Canadians don't look like that
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Canada produces so many hockey players and they don't look like Justin his mom was on LSD when she was expecting.
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11/19/2012 12:13 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
He puts the twink in twinkie.
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11/19/2012 12:34 PM
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Now this is a Canadian to be proud of.
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11/19/2012 12:37 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Reps gotta keep him looking young and submissive looking.

It's the only way then handlers can get hard enough to fuck him still.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988886


LOL!

Seriously, when any of you were 19, did you look like that? Or act all immature and "crazy"? I might just be too old school. My father was a rancher and had me working at a very young age. Not for money, like so many parents do. My dad didn't give me a "prize" for doing work on the ranch. I got to live under his roof, eat his food, drive his trucks, etc. I'm just kinda freaked out that it's changing so much.

And I'm not some "hick" either. I got an education and moved off the ranch, and did well in a big urban center.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3163490


When I was in high school boys seemed to mature at different rates. Often the football players had deep voices and full facial hair at 15, while a few looked like they were still 13 at graduation.

The boys who mature more slowly actually live longer.
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11/19/2012 12:41 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
He puts the twink in twinkie.
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jerkit Wet Dream for ya??

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11/19/2012 12:46 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Anyone notice he has an owl tattooed on his forearm? Kind of like the owl at Bohemian Grove? Moloch anyone?
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11/19/2012 12:59 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
He needs a military uniform and a spot on the front line with the Mountain Div, in Afghanistan.

Nice wake up for that gold spoon assclown
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11/19/2012 01:06 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Kid grew up an hour from where I live. He's pretty good at hockey and would dust most of you losers.

Seems like everyone is jealous of his 100million and that he's fucking VS models. You're all sad little human beings hating on a kid you don't even know.

And no, I don't like his music but the kid is a boss.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988886


LOL!

Seriously, when any of you were 19, did you look like that? Or act all immature and "crazy"? I might just be too old school. My father was a rancher and had me working at a very young age. Not for money, like so many parents do. My dad didn't give me a "prize" for doing work on the ranch. I got to live under his roof, eat his food, drive his trucks, etc. I'm just kinda freaked out that it's changing so much.

And I'm not some "hick" either. I got an education and moved off the ranch, and did well in a big urban center.
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11/19/2012 01:14 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Kid grew up an hour from where I live. He's pretty good at hockey and would dust most of you losers.

Seems like everyone is jealous of his 100million and that he's fucking VS models. You're all sad little human beings hating on a kid you don't even know.

And no, I don't like his music but the kid is a boss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19755366


Oh, forgive all of us. The Bieber is definitely badass, I've changed my mind due to your stunningly intellectual behavior.
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11/19/2012 01:15 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Kid grew up an hour from where I live. He's pretty good at hockey and would dust most of you losers.

Seems like everyone is jealous of his 100million and that he's fucking VS models. You're all sad little human beings hating on a kid you don't even know.

And no, I don't like his music but the kid is a boss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19755366


Lies! And more lies! That kid looks like a girl who is 14 and he would be demolished if went out into the rink what a freaking joke. Come on be realistic. Nobody is jealous of this fool we are just sickened, he will be the next has been right by vanilla ice.
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11/19/2012 01:16 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
Kid grew up an hour from where I live. He's pretty good at hockey and would dust most of you losers.

Seems like everyone is jealous of his 100million and that he's fucking VS models. You're all sad little human beings hating on a kid you don't even know.

And no, I don't like his music but the kid is a boss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19755366


The kid is a fucking douche bag. Who cares if he's rich? The only reason he got that way is because of hisses marketed bullshit that passes off as music pumped out of these marketers asshole. These little preteen girls think he creates his own "music" of you can call it that and they spend their mommy and daddy's money on this shit.

He is the epitome of bad culture and terrible music.
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11/19/2012 01:20 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
while all of you armchair pirates are talking about him, hes living in a few hundred million dollar house laughing it up

and yes he looks like a girl

do i know him? nope not at all

Last Edited by Daersoulkeeper on 11/19/2012 01:21 PM
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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11/19/2012 01:27 PM
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Re: WTF with Justin Beiber?
im not gay but i'd pay money to go under the sheets with him

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