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When The Planets Align, No One Will Die, We Will Be Born

 
King Julian The Boy Prophet
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When The Planets Align, No One Will Die, We Will Be Born
For the past year, little you may have known it, but your consciousness has been evolving. You have little to no faith in politicians. Right as you should, for they are black sheep, not shepherds. You probably find yourself in a better mood often, more love-oriented than anything else. This is what happens at the shift of every ba'k'tun.
Throughout history, every couple centuries and a half there have been major changes that defined how we live as humans. Such is the workings of the great clock. Our sun gets it's energy from other suns. The universe is almost like the human brain, with synapses of power between suns. I believe our galaxy to be the pineal gland, where dreams are made.
For over 30,000 years humans have lived in a nightmare, which we are now about to wake up from as we accept the one true god of abraham as our lord and denounce our current god, the euro.
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11/19/2012 03:44 PM

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Re: When The Planets Align, No One Will Die, We Will Be Born
Come, giveth Caesar's what is Caesar's(Red Karma).
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11/19/2012 03:49 PM
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Re: When The Planets Align, No One Will Die, We Will Be Born
you will wake up on the 22nd and look in the mirror and say 'that was it?', then get dragged out by gf or wife for some lame ass christmas shopping just like every year

You will experience the biggest doom and it is called NODOOM...
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Or I might do something crazzzy.
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Re: When The Planets Align, No One Will Die, We Will Be Born
Does this have to do with the supposed higher plane of consciousness that will emerge?
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."-George Carlin

"Freedom, baby...is never having to say you're sorry."-The Devil's Advocate

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell

"If I shall exist eternally, how shall I exist tomorrow?"-Franz Kafka
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Re: When The Planets Align, No One Will Die, We Will Be Born
Well planets rule us in ways we hardly ever think about. What do you think a mass alignment will do to us?
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I don't know, that's why I'm asking you haha. How often do the mass alignments happen? I watched a video from Mayan leader Ac Tah saying that his people are trying to harness energy from the alignment that will allow people to think clearly about the problems of the world and come up with solutions.
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."-George Carlin

"Freedom, baby...is never having to say you're sorry."-The Devil's Advocate

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell

"If I shall exist eternally, how shall I exist tomorrow?"-Franz Kafka
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11/19/2012 04:02 PM
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New Age Messiah is that you?
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11/19/2012 04:03 PM
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Blblblh but anyway
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11/19/2012 04:06 PM

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Well it happens every 200 years, but this is a special Orion alignment. And that's funny Mayans would try and do that, when their ancestors used to create problems for themselves. I figured out all the problems to the world whilst tripping on shrooms and eating grapes. Not hard, honestly, you just gotta think about what agriculture could do in the hands of the people. Fuck corn. More weed.
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For the past year, little you may have known it, but your consciousness has been evolving. You have little to no faith in politicians. Right as you should, for they are black sheep, not shepherds. You probably find yourself in a better mood often, more love-oriented than anything else. This is what happens at the shift of every ba'k'tun.
Throughout history, every couple centuries and a half there have been major changes that defined how we live as humans. Such is the workings of the great clock. Our sun gets it's energy from other suns. The universe is almost like the human brain, with synapses of power between suns. I believe our galaxy to be the pineal gland, where dreams are made.
For over 30,000 years humans have lived in a nightmare, which we are now about to wake up from as we accept the one true god of abraham as our lord and denounce our current god, the euro.
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We will wake up and turn on our TVs to hear Fox News complaining about

bizarre time zone anomalies.

Flights leaving NYC will arrive in London, England

hours early/late with no explanation.

The Earth will split like a cell in biology. 3D / 4D
Matter / Antimatter Inducer = Proton Gun
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Amen to that. I love shrooms but I have never gotten these great visions or ideas that I have heard other people getting after taking them. Perhaps I am getting mediocre shrooms?
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."-George Carlin

"Freedom, baby...is never having to say you're sorry."-The Devil's Advocate

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell

"If I shall exist eternally, how shall I exist tomorrow?"-Franz Kafka
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Amen to that. I love shrooms but I have never gotten these great visions or ideas that I have heard other people getting after taking them. Perhaps I am getting mediocre shrooms?
 Quoting: letsgetnihilistic


THERE IS NO PLANET LINE UP FOR DECEMBER 21ST!!!!

STUPID PEOPLE


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Amen to that. I love shrooms but I have never gotten these great visions or ideas that I have heard other people getting after taking them. Perhaps I am getting mediocre shrooms?
 Quoting: letsgetnihilistic


THERE IS NO PLANET LINE UP FOR DECEMBER 21ST!!!!

STUPID PEOPLE


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The Earth will be passing through the galactic plane.

There is a huge - Black Hole - at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy.

The Earth will get blasted by 4D energy.

Our sun is being transformed into a Blue White Star.
Matter / Antimatter Inducer = Proton Gun
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11/19/2012 04:14 PM

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Re: When The Planets Align, No One Will Die, We Will Be Born
Six planets are aligning, da fuck you on?
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Re: When The Planets Align, No One Will Die, We Will Be Born
Amen to that. I love shrooms but I have never gotten these great visions or ideas that I have heard other people getting after taking them. Perhaps I am getting mediocre shrooms?
 Quoting: letsgetnihilistic


THERE IS NO PLANET LINE UP FOR DECEMBER 21ST!!!!

STUPID PEOPLE


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25823089


This is clearly relevant to my post about shrooms.
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."-George Carlin

"Freedom, baby...is never having to say you're sorry."-The Devil's Advocate

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell

"If I shall exist eternally, how shall I exist tomorrow?"-Franz Kafka

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