How can I cure my autism ?

Bath salts

Lol. OMG. Bad. Autistics are black and white and take things very literally. Put a disclaimer on your post. :-P

Methinks OP is a troll.

OP, if you aren't a troll, don't do bath salts!!!

Last Edited by Sleeping Giant on 11/19/2012 05:00 PM

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I'm not a troll but bath salts are illegal in Canada. I don't do illegal stuff.

I am sure. And these are the replies I was referring to in the unban thread. Lol. Dry humor and funny. :)

Have your homosysteine panal checked. Low amino acid levels linked to autism. Increase amino acids (under guided supervision) shows decrease of symptoms in autism & seizures (if occurring).

Im just dumb....

When you get to close to the truth....

The more autistic you become.

Cool I'll check that out.

I got diagnosed with autism by a neuropsychologist when I was 17.

I think it's a troll too. But, what the heck, I posted in case a truly interested person wants some info. :)

If you're a troll, OP...

Not cool

Learn all train and aviation schedules op, that should help!

No well I really did get diagnosed with autism one time. People sometimes mix up autism with trolling.

It is hard to do. You need to learn how to socialize. Mix with your fellow human beings and talk and eat and play. Learn their faces and voices. Practice opening lines like how are the kids and where are you going for the holidays. Learn to smile, help out with a move or a an event like a walk for breast cancer. You will feel this strange reticence and awkwardness melt away over time. We are all on the scale. Control your flapping or tremors or lip biting or whatever it is you do to relieve stress. Watch yourself in a full length mirror, practice being personable. MJ and alcohol will hinder your progress, they just make you more paranoid and awkward. Go to "Wrong Planet" and listen to their trials and errors. Good luck and God bless you.

I still enjoy reading your posts, troll or not. Gives me insight and is thought provoking.

Autistic people socially have a difficult time with empathy. Very pragmatic with their thoughts. With my son I learned that if I could put him in someone else's shoes, by putting him there... Something he would relate to personally, it did wonders. Not often now do I need to use scenarios with him to gain empathy for others.

If ur not a troll....

Dont "cure" it just yet. It might be a gift. What year were you born?

You might be an indigo child

1986

For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.

I say you are a faker, but if you're not...a flu shot should cure your autism

One of the reasons I like GLP is because I am intensely paranoid. I believe this paranoia is related to autism.

I'm getting a flu shot tomorrow at 11h55.

DO NOT SEEK MEDICAL HELP AT GLP!

Why do you presume that it is a troll? He asked a reasonable question ffs.

The doctor said it was low-level autism, also known as Aspergers.

But Aspergers is being eliminated from the DSM V criteria of diseases, so it is no longer recognized as an illness. Now all there is left is the autism label because Aspergers doesn't exist anymore.

I see that you are familiar with the DSM-V...OP, have you diagnosed yourself, or has a doc diagnosed you?
Aspergers is a fancy way of saying that you are socially awkward and I don't even feel that it's a disorder.
Sounds to me that you are just severely shy and have a hard time communicating w/people face to face.

Just work on it..it'll get easier over time.
Were you bullied as a child by classmates or family?

No the doctor said autism the first time, and then when I prodded him for answers he said Apsergers the second time. But to him it meant the same thing. This diagnosis occured in 2003, if I recall correctly.

Yes in fact I was. I also spent three months in a mental hospital when I was 13.

caveman diet?

There are some interesting thread titles concerning cures in the "Related Threads" posted at the bottom of the page.

Yeah, even if a thread is possibly trolly, it can be an excellent opportunity to present information to others that are drawn to it because the subject concerns them. Kind of like planting seeds in the bullshit.

The person advising you to get a flu shot is a troll. Please research the negatives about flu shots, and, hopefully, don't get one.

You could do Google searches on autism and diet, becoming familiar with different nutrients that have been used for treatment. If you find you're interested, you could become really familiar with nutrition and improve your diet and carefully add stuff you see recommended online. Although I've read in passing about ways to treat autism, I can't remember anything specific, but off the top of my head I would say getting into wheatgrass and barleygrass would be a good thing for everybody.