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How can I cure my autism ?

 
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How can I cure my autism ?
How can I cure my autism ?
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Bath salts
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Lol. OMG. Bad. Autistics are black and white and take things very literally. Put a disclaimer on your post. :-P
"May the road rise up to meet you.... May the wind be always at your back..."
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Bath salts
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Lol. OMG. Bad. Autistics are black and white and take things very literally. Put a disclaimer on your post. :-P
 Quoting: PENG


Methinks OP is a troll.

OP, if you aren't a troll, don't do bath salts!!!

Last Edited by Sleeping Giant on 11/19/2012 05:00 PM
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
[link to www.noautismo.com]
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Methinks OP is a troll.

OP, if you aren't a troll, don't do bath salts!!!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I'm not a troll but bath salts are illegal in Canada. I don't do illegal stuff.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Bath salts
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Lol. OMG. Bad. Autistics are black and white and take things very literally. Put a disclaimer on your post. :-P
 Quoting: PENG


Methinks OP is a troll.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I am sure. And these are the replies I was referring to in the unban thread. Lol. Dry humor and funny. :)
"May the road rise up to meet you.... May the wind be always at your back..."
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Have your homosysteine panal checked. Low amino acid levels linked to autism. Increase amino acids (under guided supervision) shows decrease of symptoms in autism & seizures (if occurring).
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Bath salts
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Lol. OMG. Bad. Autistics are black and white and take things very literally. Put a disclaimer on your post. :-P
 Quoting: PENG


Im just dumb....

When you get to close to the truth....

The more autistic you become.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Have your homosysteine panal checked. Low amino acid levels linked to autism. Increase amino acids (under guided supervision) shows decrease of symptoms in autism & seizures (if occurring).
 Quoting: Seagal5


Cool I'll check that out.

I got diagnosed with autism by a neuropsychologist when I was 17.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Bath salts
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Lol. OMG. Bad. Autistics are black and white and take things very literally. Put a disclaimer on your post. :-P
 Quoting: PENG


Methinks OP is a troll.

OP, if you aren't a troll, don't do bath salts!!!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I think it's a troll too. But, what the heck, I posted in case a truly interested person wants some info. :)

If you're a troll, OP...

Not cool
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11/19/2012 05:04 PM
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Learn all train and aviation schedules op, that should help!
hf
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
If you're a troll, OP...

Not cool
 Quoting: Seagal5


No well I really did get diagnosed with autism one time. People sometimes mix up autism with trolling.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
It is hard to do. You need to learn how to socialize. Mix with your fellow human beings and talk and eat and play. Learn their faces and voices. Practice opening lines like how are the kids and where are you going for the holidays. Learn to smile, help out with a move or a an event like a walk for breast cancer. You will feel this strange reticence and awkwardness melt away over time. We are all on the scale. Control your flapping or tremors or lip biting or whatever it is you do to relieve stress. Watch yourself in a full length mirror, practice being personable. MJ and alcohol will hinder your progress, they just make you more paranoid and awkward. Go to "Wrong Planet" and listen to their trials and errors. Good luck and God bless you.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Bath salts
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Lol. OMG. Bad. Autistics are black and white and take things very literally. Put a disclaimer on your post. :-P
 Quoting: PENG


Methinks OP is a troll.

OP, if you aren't a troll, don't do bath salts!!!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I think it's a troll too. But, what the heck, I posted in case a truly interested person wants some info. :)

If you're a troll, OP...

Not cool
 Quoting: Seagal5


I still enjoy reading your posts, troll or not. Gives me insight and is thought provoking.
hf
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
It is hard to do. You need to learn how to socialize. Mix with your fellow human beings and talk and eat and play. Learn their faces and voices. Practice opening lines like how are the kids and where are you going for the holidays. Learn to smile, help out with a move or a an event like a walk for breast cancer. You will feel this strange reticence and awkwardness melt away over time. We are all on the scale. Control your flapping or tremors or lip biting or whatever it is you do to relieve stress. Watch yourself in a full length mirror, practice being personable. MJ and alcohol will hinder your progress, they just make you more paranoid and awkward. Go to "Wrong Planet" and listen to their trials and errors. Good luck and God bless you.
 Quoting: kenorri 28094663


Autistic people socially have a difficult time with empathy. Very pragmatic with their thoughts. With my son I learned that if I could put him in someone else's shoes, by putting him there... Something he would relate to personally, it did wonders. Not often now do I need to use scenarios with him to gain empathy for others.
"May the road rise up to meet you.... May the wind be always at your back..."
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
If ur not a troll....

Dont "cure" it just yet. It might be a gift. What year were you born?

You might be an indigo child
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11/19/2012 05:12 PM
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Dont "cure" it just yet. It might be a gift. What year were you born?

You might be an indigo child
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1986
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11/19/2012 05:12 PM
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.

I say you are a faker, but if you're not...a flu shot should cure your autism

SmileyWink
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
One of the reasons I like GLP is because I am intensely paranoid. I believe this paranoia is related to autism.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.

I say you are a faker, but if you're not...a flu shot should cure your autism

SmileyWink
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I'm getting a flu shot tomorrow at 11h55.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
If ur not a troll....

Dont "cure" it just yet. It might be a gift. What year were you born?

You might be an indigo child
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putin
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DO NOT SEEK MEDICAL HELP AT GLP!
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Why do you presume that it is a troll? He asked a reasonable question ffs.
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11/19/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


The doctor said it was low-level autism, also known as Aspergers.

But Aspergers is being eliminated from the DSM V criteria of diseases, so it is no longer recognized as an illness. Now all there is left is the autism label because Aspergers doesn't exist anymore.
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For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.
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The doctor said it was low-level autism, also known as Aspergers.

But Aspergers is being eliminated from the DSM V criteria of diseases, so it is no longer recognized as an illness. Now all there is left is the autism label because Aspergers doesn't exist anymore.
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I see that you are familiar with the DSM-V...OP, have you diagnosed yourself, or has a doc diagnosed you?
Aspergers is a fancy way of saying that you are socially awkward and I don't even feel that it's a disorder.
Sounds to me that you are just severely shy and have a hard time communicating w/people face to face.

Just work on it..it'll get easier over time.
Were you bullied as a child by classmates or family?
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I see that you are familiar with the DSM-V...OP, have you diagnosed yourself, or has a doc diagnosed you?
Aspergers is a fancy way of saying that you are socially awkward
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No the doctor said autism the first time, and then when I prodded him for answers he said Apsergers the second time. But to him it meant the same thing. This diagnosis occured in 2003, if I recall correctly.
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Just work on it..it'll get easier over time.
Were you bullied as a child by classmates or family?
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Yes in fact I was. I also spent three months in a mental hospital when I was 13.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
caveman diet?
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11/19/2012 05:36 PM
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
There are some interesting thread titles concerning cures in the "Related Threads" posted at the bottom of the page.

Yeah, even if a thread is possibly trolly, it can be an excellent opportunity to present information to others that are drawn to it because the subject concerns them. Kind of like planting seeds in the bullshit.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.

I say you are a faker, but if you're not...a flu shot should cure your autism

SmileyWink
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


I'm getting a flu shot tomorrow at 11h55.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090386


The person advising you to get a flu shot is a troll. Please research the negatives about flu shots, and, hopefully, don't get one.

You could do Google searches on autism and diet, becoming familiar with different nutrients that have been used for treatment. If you find you're interested, you could become really familiar with nutrition and improve your diet and carefully add stuff you see recommended online. Although I've read in passing about ways to treat autism, I can't remember anything specific, but off the top of my head I would say getting into wheatgrass and barleygrass would be a good thing for everybody.

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