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How can I cure my autism ?

 
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Learn emotions and their proper reciprocations.

Smoke copious amounts of cannabis.

Smile and make eye contact.

Get a new shrink. Don't tell him your diagnosis. Poof. Cured.
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11/19/2012 05:58 PM
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Dont "cure" it just yet. It might be a gift. What year were you born?

You might be an indigo child
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1986
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U can be an indigo child. Look into it. dont take any flu shots or vaccines..
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11/19/2012 05:59 PM
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Stop believing jews that make you think that you have a disease.

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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Tell specific and unique qualities/stories about yourself.

You get bored with school or work?

Do u believe you have add or adhd sometimes?

Feel like u are meant for something else besides the normal school work n marriage?
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
These "diseases" are made up to control special individuals who may have special abilities.

Search " autism adhd indigo child ascension"

Something like that

For ppl who say im spewing BS, i may be wrong or right. At least look into it, OP. You may have a deep intuition that u are realizing your true purpose for your incarnation on this earth
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


The doctor said it was low-level autism, also known as Aspergers.

But Aspergers is being eliminated from the DSM V criteria of diseases, so it is no longer recognized as an illness. Now all there is left is the autism label because Aspergers doesn't exist anymore.
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Please forgive me, OP. You are not a troll.

My oldest daughter was diagnosed at age 21. Though, hers is related to a vaccine at 4 months, I still had her genetically tested. Came back she's low on several amino acids in the homocysteine blood serum panel. I read further into this, (case studies) and sure enough, there is a link to autism & low amino acids. Some are born this way as well (low aminos). What I found interesting, is that children who have autism commonly have low amino acid levels. They found that people who are autistic, are more sensitive to environmental toxins & related toxins, such as vaccines, medications....ect. Consider having all testing on your magnesium, potassium, Vit D & B12 + the homosysteine panel. hf
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For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


The doctor said it was low-level autism, also known as Aspergers.

But Aspergers is being eliminated from the DSM V criteria of diseases, so it is no longer recognized as an illness. Now all there is left is the autism label because Aspergers doesn't exist anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090386


That's problematic and only undermines the concept of a spectrum.

There are different "places" along the said spectrum and to lump them all together is a disservice to those with Asperger's, HFA, and PDD-NOS.

When most people here "autism," they think of Classic autism, or the low-functioning kind.
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Lol. OMG. Bad. Autistics are black and white and take things very literally. Put a disclaimer on your post. :-P
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Methinks OP is a troll.

OP, if you aren't a troll, don't do bath salts!!!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I think it's a troll too. But, what the heck, I posted in case a truly interested person wants some info. :)

If you're a troll, OP...

Not cool
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I still enjoy reading your posts, troll or not. Gives me insight and is thought provoking.
hf
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grouphug
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
These "diseases" are made up to control special individuals who may have special abilities.

Search " autism adhd indigo child ascension"

Something like that

For ppl who say im spewing BS, i may be wrong or right. At least look into it, OP. You may have a deep intuition that u are realizing your true purpose for your incarnation on this earth
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The concept of the indigo child isn't actually compatible with real autism. The indigo is allegedly a healer who "feels" how others are feeling, and feels they have a right to be here, and that they have special connections with humanity.

It's bullshit for delusional parents with spoiled brats.

Real autism is a disconnect from the herd mentality, a penchant for logic over feeling and emotion, and being misunderstood not because of a sense of self-righteousness but for an opposing conceptualization of the world that the herd can't comprehend and is hostile toward.
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For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


The doctor said it was low-level autism, also known as Aspergers.

But Aspergers is being eliminated from the DSM V criteria of diseases, so it is no longer recognized as an illness. Now all there is left is the autism label because Aspergers doesn't exist anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090386


Please forgive me, OP. You are not a troll.

My oldest daughter was diagnosed at age 21, with spectrum autism disorder. Though, hers is related to a confirmed vaccine reaction at 4 months, I still had her genetically tested. Came back she's low on several amino acids in the homocysteine blood serum panel. I read further into this, (case studies) and sure enough, there is a link to autism & low amino acids. Some are born this way as well (low aminos). What I found interesting, is that children who have autism commonly have low amino acid levels. They found that people who are autistic, are more sensitive to environmental toxins & related toxins, such as vaccines, medications....ect. Consider having all testing on your magnesium, potassium, Vit D & B12 + the homosysteine panel. hf
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Sorry for posting to my post lol. Hit the wrong button. I'm a dork :-)~
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Urine Therapy cures ALL! Don't be fooled by todays backwards society. there are many books on this subject. Here is a website to get you started

[link to aquariusthewaterbearer.com]

Blessings to you!
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How can I cure my autism ?
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meditation works, changes the brainwave patterns, and over a long period of time, it changes the brain chemistry as well. Do it for about a year and you'll see the difference. And then keep doing it
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
It is hard to do. You need to learn how to socialize. Mix with your fellow human beings and talk and eat and play. Learn their faces and voices. Practice opening lines like how are the kids and where are you going for the holidays. Learn to smile, help out with a move or a an event like a walk for breast cancer. You will feel this strange reticence and awkwardness melt away over time. We are all on the scale. Control your flapping or tremors or lip biting or whatever it is you do to relieve stress. Watch yourself in a full length mirror, practice being personable. MJ and alcohol will hinder your progress, they just make you more paranoid and awkward. Go to "Wrong Planet" and listen to their trials and errors. Good luck and God bless you.
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WoW this was very good advice, You posted the best answer.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Op, or anyone else, DO NOT get a flu shot. No matter what the CDC says they are guessing what this years flu might be. Invariably the flu that is most prevalent is not the flu they make the vaccine for, and if they give you a live virus it weakens your immune system. I never got flu shots until I changed careers and entered the "Professional Field". ( Right! ) my company was insistent that we all get flu shots and even brought in a company to give them to us for free. I did this two years, and both times I ended up in the hospital. The second time I got so dehydrated that my pulse got up to 166, and my blood pressure crashed. The other problem with flu shots is that they contain Thimerasol, and even if you don't believe that it causes Autism, Mercury in any form is a neurotoxin!
As far as a cure, just practice being in social situations. Find someone you trust to tell you if you're being insensitive or that your missing something in another persons expressions or actions. If I were ther I would do that for you! My youngest son is autistic and this is what we try to do for him.
Also, don't sell yourself short. Autistic people are extremely intelligent! They just have a hard time communicating that effectively. Forums like these give you a voice to get your thoughts out. God bless and take care!
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Try a gluten free diet and possibly a casein and soy free diet. Casein would be any cow milk products. You then will be needing some key supplements to battle certain deficiencies.

First take daily vitamin B6, along with a regular B multivitamin. You might want to also consider the methylcobalmainine form of vit. B12. You will also need to supplement daily with probiotics, zinc and fish oils. I also recommend 5-htp and digestive enzymes. Magnesium is another good way to improve nervous system function.

Here are some additional web resources to look at.
[link to www.autismweb.com]
[link to www.todaysdietitian.com]
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My 2 cents OP. DON'T play doctor by taking different vitamins until your levels are tested. It can have the opposite effect. Take vitamin D3, many say it helps with autism and in most cases it does. However there is also a possibility that D3 can have very adverse affects.
"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar, well it eats you."
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.

I say you are a faker, but if you're not...a flu shot should cure your autism

SmileyWink
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Autism is a "spectrum disorder" meaning there ARE autistic people out there that can communicate very well, just have a hard time socially. And then there are those who cannot communicate with the spoken or written word but use other ways to speak.
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For being autistic, I am amazed how well you communicate.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


The doctor said it was low-level autism, also known as Aspergers.

But Aspergers is being eliminated from the DSM V criteria of diseases, so it is no longer recognized as an illness. Now all there is left is the autism label because Aspergers doesn't exist anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090386


That's problematic and only undermines the concept of a spectrum.

There are different "places" along the said spectrum and to lump them all together is a disservice to those with Asperger's, HFA, and PDD-NOS.

When most people here "autism," they think of Classic autism, or the low-functioning kind.
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This is so true.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
you don't need to be cured of anything.

Enjoy being who you are. Don't let others tell you what you have or not to do.
All great truths begin as Blasphemies.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Bath salts
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NOT unless you're very experienced with drugs and understand them.

What WILL work is the original ecstasy(MDMA). One pill before a social situation - not more than once a week, and about a half pill every other day. The dosage may need minor adjustment. Don't ask how I know, but this is tried, true, and tested. Remember, ecstasy was legal in the '80s.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
you don't need to be cured of anything.

Enjoy being who you are. Don't let others tell you what you have or not to do.
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This is a load of bullshit. Each autistic person must make his or her own choice, and they have a right to know the options.
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How can I cure my autism ?
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Start by Cleaning out your body of bad metals use iodine and various other Magical Remidys
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fuck all the shit these people are saying Get some Dam Iodine and other Metal Removing Wonders It will ACTUALLY MAKE A POSITIVE DIFFERENT Regardless of having autism or not EVERYONE IS iodine Deficient For a Reason.....To increase the Rates of Getting sick and Getting Once rare now Extremly common Diseases and Birth Defects...Your born Iodine Deficient Because no one know a dam thing about what nutrition Really means to the human body.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
you don't need to be cured of anything.

Enjoy being who you are. Don't let others tell you what you have or not to do.
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


This is a load of bullshit. Each autistic person must make his or her own choice, and they have a right to know the options.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28089709


IMHO said just what you mean, without being rude. Anyway, "Autistic spectrum personality disorders" can't be "cured" just be well known and handled by the "patient" to perform in the society. I'm a squizoid, not exactly the same, and I go happily through my life.
All great truths begin as Blasphemies.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
Stop labeling yourself with titles like "autistic".

Your problem isn't that you have "autism" the problem stems from the fact that you think there is something wrong with you because you think differently than most people around you.

Being unique isn't a disease that needs to be cured by the medical profession or the pharmaceutical companies. Embrace your uniqueness and know that it enables you to do things that others can't do.

Perhaps you haven't yet discovered your special gifts and that would be due to the failure of the educational system that likes to turn out graduates with their one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter system.

Forget about it!

You are diamond in the rough that only needs the right polishing to become a precious jewel. Stop wasting time at becoming something other than what God has created you to be and embrace your differences as though they were your treasure... which they are!




Printout what I wrote above and read it whenever you allow yourself to entertain negative thoughts about yourself.

BTW, I was labeled all but retarded when I was in school. Today I'm a computer technician and have my own business.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
you are not sick

you are gifted

and more advanced than others

which leads to difficult communications

but bestows you with great insight


use it
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How can I cure my autism ?
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meditation works, changes the brainwave patterns, and over a long period of time, it changes the brain chemistry as well. Do it for about a year and you'll see the difference. And then keep doing it
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
you don't need to be cured of anything.

Enjoy being who you are. Don't let others tell you what you have or not to do.
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


This is a load of bullshit. Each autistic person must make his or her own choice, and they have a right to know the options.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28089709


IMHO said just what you mean, without being rude. Anyway, "Autistic spectrum personality disorders" can't be "cured" just be well known and handled by the "patient" to perform in the society. I'm a squizoid, not exactly the same, and I go happily through my life.
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


Cure is possible, if you mean that the syndrome is suppressed indefinitely. Real Ecstasy(MDMA) does that. It's not in the "peer reviewed journals" because it's currently illegal and it's very difficult to get permission to research properly. It's like a new lease on life. Talk to anyone that has aspergers/autism and has tried and used these drugs in a controlled manner for a few months or longer in social situations.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
you are not sick

you are gifted

and more advanced than others

which leads to difficult communications

but bestows you with great insight


use it
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All those things may be true, but they won't get you laid, and that's the point of life for guys. If you don't deal with that one, you'll have a brilliant but miserable life.
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Re: How can I cure my autism ?
op - this is the best advice you will get.

go to

[link to articles.mercola.com]

and check out the video interview with Dr McBride

good luck

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