How do I become a real "bad boy" after decades of being a "nice guy"?

get tribal or barb wire around your biceps...
you will project strength and badASSERY so you will
never have to fight ...

start using some hip hop words like "yo" after everything you say...lends you street cred...


get a jack up pickup truck..and never use the blinkers..not once...


the ladies will fall for you....

you can't

Just make a lot of grunting sounds, dont give a fuck about anything but yourself, kill animals for sport, drive really fast and out of control, run over as many animals in the process as you can, always vote republican, never give a shit about anyone but your own economic class and your own race and even then fuck people over to climb the ladder. Degrade women and make them feel less than human. Be as racist as you can. Start fights with others over virtually nothing. Always be petty and shallow and fake and always into image. Never care about nature and do as much polluting as you can. And beat up and bully sensitive people.

That about covers it.

mid-life crisis, eh?

I could give advice but frankly it's wicked plain and simple. If you want to scoop romantic interests, surround yourself with as many as you can. Plenty of lovin out here.

If you go the bad boy route, you may have lots of sex, but it will all be with crazy women. It's not about "bad boy" anyway. What you need to project is confidence - never say it out loud, but let the women you date know you can take her or leave her in subtle ways. Don't let her walk all over you, but don't be a dick. Know what you want, and take it, but you don't have to be an asshole to achieve this. Trust me, we can smell desperation, and nothing makes us want a man more than knowing he can live without us. It makes us want to prove him wrong.

Now the feminazis are going to bad karma me into oblivion, but I don't care. Please, for the love of Pete, do not turn into another Jersey Shore douche bag. Thank you.

Please elaborate, somehow I missed it, and I'm damn tired of missing out on life.

Mid life crisis was 20 years ago. This is worse.

try getting a tattoo or a Harley.

Simplistic answer. If it's not possible, why live? Why do you say "I can't"?

Maybe I need drugs.

I'd rather not be a true douche bag, but unless I get regular sex with a decent looking girl, I'll do whatever's necessary. Even the crazy ones have functional body parts.

Try using roofies to get the girl. I've used both roofies and chloroform with success.

Get a Haircut that looks cool and act like a confident asshole to everyone.

Try being a man and look for a decent girl otherwise u have to pay for what u don't need but want

Buy a motorcycle...

People give the whole supposed bad boy allure too much credit. Yesterday I was at a bar in a heavily inebriated state (having been drinking since noon) and a girl asked me if I was alright to which I responded with something along the lines of 'Mind your own f*cking business, you ugly c*nt.' Nothing came of it.

Google backpages. Purchase escort.

I tried many haircuts - they made no difference. The "confident asshole" thing is difficult to imagine - though I'm confident with everything but girls.

Yikes lmao we're u hoping for an outcome

edit... just be yourself..

Last Edited by One*Bandit on 11/19/2012 06:57 PM

*Rapist Alert*

OP, this is the advice you are looking for. Ready?

Go with your natural instincts, the ones you were told were silly childish things for junior high kids. That's right, tease them, make fun of them, insult them, snap their damn bra if you get the chance to get away with it.

Junior high girls may not have understood what these things meant, but the boys doing it did, and older women do too.

Also, make sure they understand you want a piece of them the second you two meet or as early as humanly possible. No doubts no fear.

You'll earn your stripes by being a bit of an asshole, and when you go too far, just say you were joking and pay her a nice compliment, then take it back. Women fall for this shit all day long the whole world over.

There are other ways of course, but this this the easy, quick and dirty way. And what you're asking for.

Good idea. It's on the short list.

1. Watch Jersey Shore
2. Repeat until douchebaggery level is suffice

Walk around with a giant, black buttplug up your chute. That'll make you a "bad boy".

YES, it has to be black!

Nah, I just tend to follow true on my misogyny. Even though I'm not getting laid I've at least manage to preserve my integrity.

See girls as objects, do whatever you want with them. You can even frequently hurt them, bad, and theyll take you back.

They are mere objects to fuck and NEVER see anything more in them except if they are family.

Oh, and dont be afraid to let it show you dont give a fuck about them. On occasion you meet a woman with a big mouth - only now, is when you shut up. A true player will set up a fight between this chick and another crazy bitch. So befriend them if you can.

Thats about it.

Last Edited by Maybe Tommorow on 11/19/2012 06:58 PM

Good info. It's against my nature, but I need to learn this stuff. I'd rather lose friends and get a lover than leave things the way they are. Reading people is just really hard, and the true assholes seem to do it naturally.

Yes. Get a motorcycle. Take off the muffler, and ride around town wearing only a helmet, boots, and a thong.