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Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?

 
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Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
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pennywise
 Quoting: !saac


Haha - just the title made me laugh.

But to answer your question, and I'm no expert, I don't think so!
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
Ecclesiastes 3:4
A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance.
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11/19/2012 07:43 PM
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
yes yes it is, for example when jesus cursed the fig tree

i think this was a joke between jesus and his 12 disciples which got misinterpreted by the ones who wrote the bible
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11/19/2012 07:44 PM
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I always find this pretty funny.

[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
" The One enthroned in heaven laughs; the Lord scoffs at them. "

Psalm 2:4

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There's not much I've found so far
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11/19/2012 07:49 PM
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
Turning water into wine at the wedding in Cana, sounds like they probably had a good time.
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
The whole thing is a comedy, I mean a joke.
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11/19/2012 07:51 PM
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I find this interesting. The OP seems to have hit on something, there seems to be little, if any, humor in the Bible at all.

so why would God, who created our complex minds, seem void of humor? Surely there are times he laughs.
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
Turning water into wine at the wedding in Cana, sounds like they probably had a good time.
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Beat me to it.

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Water into Wine
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Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
"I have seen everything that is going on under the sun, and behold, it is all meaningless - like chasing the wind." - Ecclesiastes 1:14
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
The whole thing is a comedy, I mean a joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3910757
you are ignorant and a fool.the Bible describes in detail things such as the bomb on hiroshima.You dont believe that.YOU WILL SOON!
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" Our mouths were filled with laughter, our tongues with songs of joy. Then it was said among the nations, "The LORD has done great things for them."

Psalm 126:2

Found another, that's what, 3 so far ?
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no just death , rape , killing , and then we are all slaughtered and die .... none of us are worth shit , and were all scumbags ...oh and massive amounts of self guilt and threats , works on me though , i live as good as i can .
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
Proverbs 17:22-26

King James Version w/ Apocrypha (KJVA)
22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
The whole thing is a comedy, I mean a joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3910757
you are ignorant and a fool.the Bible describes in detail things such as the bomb on hiroshima.You dont believe that.YOU WILL SOON!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13813766


shouldn't you be careful to call another one a fool?
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
Two thousand years ago plus there wasn't a lot of laughing going on. Mix that with the pious you get a humorless lot.
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no just death , rape , killing , and then we are all slaughtered and die .... none of us are worth shit , and were all scumbags ...oh and massive amounts of self guilt and threats , works on me though , i live as good as i can .
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lol
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Proverbs 17:22-26

King James Version w/ Apocrypha (KJVA)
22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
 Quoting: Chop's


Ahh, that's a good one
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
The whole thing is a comedy, I mean a joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3910757
you are ignorant and a fool.the Bible describes in detail things such as the bomb on hiroshima.You dont believe that.YOU WILL SOON!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13813766


shouldn't you be careful to call another one a fool?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9401665


He has no idea what the Bible says about calling someone a fool. You will notice that it's the Christians that really don't have any idea what's in it. Atheists do because they researched it before coming to their beliefs.
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
Turning water into wine at the wedding in Cana, sounds like they probably had a good time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24988729


Beat me to it.

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Water into Wine
Then Wine into Blood...

:)
 Quoting: Seer777


yuck
in any color that is gross
and totally unnecessary/unnatural in all and every circumstances
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
The whole thing is a comedy, I mean a joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3910757
you are ignorant and a fool.the Bible describes in detail things such as the bomb on hiroshima.You dont believe that.YOU WILL SOON!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13813766


I don't believe in any fairy tales. I grew up, I'm sorry you and billions others have not.
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
Turning water into wine at the wedding in Cana, sounds like they probably had a good time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24988729


Beat me to it.

cool2



Water into Wine
Then Wine into Blood...

:)
 Quoting: Seer777


yuck
in any color that is gross
and totally unnecessary/unnatural in all and every circumstances
 Quoting: aether


I was speaking of the Eucharist.


An important aspect of the Catholic/Christian Faith.


Most don't see it as a form of spiritual Cannibalism.

So yes...I guess if viewed in that fashion it can be.


But, an essential part of worship for the 100's of millions of those who believe in it.

hmm
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
Lots of times

Take the journey ... Read the book ... I suggest niv version as its more Americanized modern English version

What's worse thing that can happen if you read it to see what's in it :)
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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
Turning water into wine at the wedding in Cana, sounds like they probably had a good time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24988729


Beat me to it.

cool2



Water into Wine
Then Wine into Blood...

:)
 Quoting: Seer777


yuck
in any color that is gross
and totally unnecessary/unnatural in all and every circumstances
 Quoting: aether


I was speaking of the Eucharist.


An important aspect of the Catholic/Christian Faith.


Most don't see it as a form of spiritual Cannibalism.

So yes...I guess if viewed in that fashion it can be.


But, an essential part of worship for the 100's of millions of those who believe in it.

hmm
 Quoting: Seer777


oh
well we discovered the eucharist is a form of thoughtform enchantment

The Christian plan for spreading abroad the divine power or grace is principally by means of the cele­bration of the Holy Eucharist, commonly called by our Roman brethren the Mass. We must not think of that grace as a sort of poetical expression, or as in the least degree vague and cloudy; we are dealing with a force as definite as electricity - a spiritual power which is spread abroad over the people in certain ways, which leaves its own effect behind it, and needs its own vehicles, just as electricity needs its appropriate machinery.

55. It is possible by clairvoyance to watch the action of that force, to see how the service of the Eucharist builds up a thought-form, through which that force is distributed by the priest with the aid of the Angel invoked for that purpose. It has been so arranged that the attitude of the priest, his knowledge - even his character - does not in any way interfere with the due effect of the Sacrament.* (*See No. 26 of the Thirty-nine Articles of the Church of England in The Book of Common Prayer.) There is, in any case, an irreducible minimum which is transmitted. So long as he performs the pre­scribed ceremonies the result is achieved.* (*See The Canons and Decrees of the Council of Trent, by T. Waterworth, p. 55 (Session VII, Canon xii)) If he is also a devout man, those who receive the Sacrament at his hands have the additional benefit of a share in his love and devotion, but that in no way affects the value of the Sacrament itself; whatever his failings, the divine strength is outpoured upon the people.
 Quoting: Theosophy

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Re: Is there any mention of fun or humor in the bible ?
God created your parents, they had sex and out you came.

That is comedy gold right there!
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Deut. 15: 9 You shall count off seven weeks; start to count the seven weeks when the sickle is first put to the standing grain. 10 Then you shall observe the Feast of Weeks for the Lord your God, offering your freewill contribution according as the Lord your God has blessed you. 11 You shall rejoice before the Lord your God with your son and daughter, your male and female slave, the Levite in your communities, and the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow in your midst, at the place where the Lord your God will choose to establish His name. 12 Bear in mind that you were slaves in Egypt, and take care to obey these laws.

13 After the ingathering from your threshing floor and your vat, you shall hold the Feast of Booths for seven days. 14 You shall rejoice in your festival, with your son and daughter, your male and female slave, the Levite, the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow in your communities. 15 You shall hold a festival for the Lord your God seven days, in the place that the Lord will choose; for the Lord your God will bless all your crops and all your undertakings, and you shall have nothing but joy.

Darby Bible Translation
Seven days shalt thou hold a feast to Jehovah thy God in the place which Jehovah will choose; for Jehovah thy God will bless thee in all thy produce, and in all the work of thy hands, and thou shalt be wholly joyful.

Deuteronomy 16:15 Seven days you will celebrate the festival+ to Jehovah your God in the place that Jehovah will choose, because Jehovah your God will bless+ you in all your produce and in every deed of your hand, and you must become nothing but joyful.+

Doesn't Hava Nagila song refer to above?^

ps.118:155 The voice of rejoicing and salvation
Is in the tents of the righteous;

New International Version (©1984)
Sarah said, "God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me."

Isaac means "to laugh"
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"God made the world in 7 days"...

"The Holy Spirit got a virgin woman pregnant"...

"Flaming talking bushes"...

"Adam and Eve procreated all people of Earth"...

"Adam was made from a handful of clay"...

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"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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pennywise
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Yep..he created women.

He was trying to be funny.
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hebrews is a hoot
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Psalms 118 :22 The stone which the builders rejected
Has become the chief cornerstone.
23 This was the Lord’s doing;
It is marvelous in our eyes.
24 This is the day the Lord has made;
We will rejoice and be glad in it.

The stone which the builders rejected
Has become the chief cornerstone.

"builders" . Git it? haha!

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