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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
Did you realize that back in the day on The Brady Bunch...

Though almost every episode there was a scene that took place in the kids adjoining bathroom, YOU NEVER SAW A TOILET!

It's because it was thought to be too crude to show the toilet on family TV!

YES that's a bit over the top. But it definitely goes to show how far we have slid down the morality slope.

Its truly sick.
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
The rectum is an orifice to hold and expel fecal matter. The lining of the walls are very thin and do not have the lubricants that are natural to the vagina. Rubbing something hard inside the rectum is DANGEROUS!! The lining can easily tear and poisons from the feces get inside the bloodstream. No one, female or male should ever allow this act upon their body. This is not sex. Btw, I have nothing against gay men and am fine with them finding safe ways to have orgasms with their partners.

This anal deviancy is being heavily promoted, first in porn, and now more and more in mainstream. The occultists/satanists have always been fascinated by feces and semen in feces. They are a sick bunch and are promoting this dangerous practice more and more. Those of you here who find this non-sex activity funny or natural, wake up.
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i used to think anal is only for men, obviously gay men.
i thought men are tougher than ladies, and can deal with a pissible prospect af a little poo popping out during love making.

there was this breif moment in my life when i was trying to give god a benefot of a doubt, but i cld not take the god seriously, coz he obviously hated gay people, and called anal perverted, so i was inclined to think he is a wanker, how can he torture gay people like that if he wasn't...
but i thought about the possibility that anal might not be that nice, that's why i was so reluctant to try it and all...
so i googled a bit about gay peoples sexual practices and discovered that some older gay copuples gave up pentration and engage in differen't ways of love making....
seemd ok, but still, no penetration, seemed so unnecesser< to give it up if at least one person in the relationship had a penis, or fingers....

turns out that anal is very sacred sex, it was first sex actually, before there was even any vgege to put yourself into at all...

long story short, people who like anal do not like it coz they like poo, they like it despite the fact that colon can contain some poo.
it showss tat these people are in love very much.
or that they are straight men, straight men jsut like the anal period.

people who like poo for poo are enterely differen't lot than people who like anal.
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
Roman decadence.
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This coming from someone in the land of Ecchi, Bukkake and Panty vending machines?damned
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide

we're far from the level of decadence the romans displayed.

enter caligula: who made his favourite lover, his horse, an official consul in the roman senate. and when caligula got horny during a lenghty speech, he simple walked up to his horse, stepped on a small stair and fucked the horse in front of the public. after he orgasmed, he simply continued his speech.

try topping that on prime time tv!
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aw my goodness, i laughed at this, lol.
my dad told me about the horse being named sentor, but he left the x rated parts out, lol.
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That's hilarious that you saw that scene and thought the same as I.
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Butt slop sandwiches shitstream
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
hey sissy marys - Its A Comedy Show

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So hbo's angry boys show which filmedva 4 year old with a giant dildo in her mouth...is that funny
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The rectum is an orifice to hold and expel fecal matter. The lining of the walls are very thin and do not have the lubricants that are natural to the vagina. Rubbing something hard inside the rectum is DANGEROUS!! The lining can easily tear and poisons from the feces get inside the bloodstream. No one, female or male should ever allow this act upon their body. This is not sex. Btw, I have nothing against gay men and am fine with them finding safe ways to have orgasms with their partners.

This anal deviancy is being heavily promoted, first in porn, and now more and more in mainstream. The occultists/satanists have always been fascinated by feces and semen in feces. They are a sick bunch and are promoting this dangerous practice more and more. Those of you here who find this non-sex activity funny or natural, wake up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28150924


i used to think anal is only for men, obviously gay men.
i thought men are tougher than ladies, and can deal with a pissible prospect af a little poo popping out during love making.

there was this breif moment in my life when i was trying to give god a benefot of a doubt, but i cld not take the god seriously, coz he obviously hated gay people, and called anal perverted, so i was inclined to think he is a wanker, how can he torture gay people like that if he wasn't...
but i thought about the possibility that anal might not be that nice, that's why i was so reluctant to try it and all...
so i googled a bit about gay peoples sexual practices and discovered that some older gay copuples gave up pentration and engage in differen't ways of love making....
seemd ok, but still, no penetration, seemed so unnecesser< to give it up if at least one person in the relationship had a penis, or fingers....

turns out that anal is very sacred sex, it was first sex actually, before there was even any vgege to put yourself into at all...

long story short, people who like anal do not like it coz they like poo, they like it despite the fact that colon can contain some poo.
it showss tat these people are in love very much.
or that they are straight men, straight men jsut like the anal period.

people who like poo for poo are enterely differen't lot than people who like anal.
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Any girl giving up anal on the 1st date sounds like something you walk away from. 2nd date... jack pot!
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Any girl giving up anal on the 1st date sounds like something you walk away from. 2nd date... jack pot!
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or you marry her...

juuuust saying...
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Wow is this thread ever heavily shilled. Must be because the OP's reaction is the right one to have when TPTB are clearly working hard at sexualizing children at younger and younger ages and at destroying the morality of society. I rarely watch TV, but I'm not surprised they're putting shit like that in sitcoms these days. I don't know what we're going to do about this crap, OP, but at this pace we'll all be fucking each other in the streets like monkeys before long. As David dIcke has said, TPTB know the reptilian brain well, and they're using our base instincts to destroy our higher faculties. Scary shit.
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
Now the Spirit speakest expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.
1 Tim 4:1-3

This show is a perfect example why these are latter times.

No morality
No conscience
Anything goes
School lunch program
Hypocritical lies everywhere you turn
Marriage ridiculed

It is all written. It is truth. It will come
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
I mean what the fuck
How the fuck is that any less vulgar saying she should swallow his semen....I give 1 year before that type of dialogue is used....just imagine in 10 years...they will he talking about gangbangs on nikilodian and Disney


And for those who think I am being a winey cunt WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SEXUAL MORALITY IS NON EXISTANT IN A SOCIETY.
..women are expected to be treated like sexual toys....after one generation women will be put back into the category of subhuman LESS THAN MAN like in Islam and all other countries where women are treated like shit....KEEP WATCHING TV AMERICA AND DONT FORGET TO BUY YOUR ANAL LUBE
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they are less then men. get it right
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12/27/2012 09:23 AM
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
You haven't been getting any sexing, huh? Mad at your tv now, huh?

I bet you tell yourself that your sexual abstinence is self imposed.


Just saying.
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You're a fucking idiot.
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
I guess that is one way to keep him away from your little brother.

"Men" who leave the natural use of the woman are reprobates.

Maybe the show's title should be "Two Broke Ass Girls"
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
Did you realize that back in the day on The Brady Bunch...

Though almost every episode there was a scene that took place in the kids adjoining bathroom, YOU NEVER SAW A TOILET!

It's because it was thought to be too crude to show the toilet on family TV!

YES that's a bit over the top. But it definitely goes to show how far we have slid down the morality slope.

Its truly sick.
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I just thought they were to poor to afford one. rofl
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Wow is this thread ever heavily shilled. Must be because the OP's reaction is the right one to have when TPTB are clearly working hard at sexualizing children at younger and younger ages and at destroying the morality of society. I rarely watch TV, but I'm not surprised they're putting shit like that in sitcoms these days. I don't know what we're going to do about this crap, OP, but at this pace we'll all be fucking each other in the streets like monkeys before long. As David dIcke has said, TPTB know the reptilian brain well, and they're using our base instincts to destroy our higher faculties. Scary shit.
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shill
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Now the Spirit speakest expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.
1 Tim 4:1-3

This show is a perfect example why these are latter times.

No morality
No conscience
Anything goes
School lunch program
Hypocritical lies everywhere you turn
Marriage ridiculed

It is all written. It is truth. It will come
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1578650
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Love anal so what's the problem sex is sex love is love do what you want have fun it's life so go and live Idol1 any kinky anal lovers can contact me on motherless.com luciferrising7peace thnx PS love black girls and emo boys LOL
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Also on PlayStation if anyone's interested Carr_626 all lower case s226
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Wow is this thread ever heavily shilled. Must be because the OP's reaction is the right one to have when TPTB are clearly working hard at sexualizing children at younger and younger ages and at destroying the morality of society. I rarely watch TV, but I'm not surprised they're putting shit like that in sitcoms these days. I don't know what we're going to do about this crap, OP, but at this pace we'll all be fucking each other in the streets like monkeys before long. As David dIcke has said, TPTB know the reptilian brain well, and they're using our base instincts to destroy our higher faculties. Scary shit.
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shill
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Wait what's wrong with fucking in the streets LOL who fucking cares take the joy out of the life may as well just take the life instead rockon
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
You haven't been getting any sexing, huh? Mad at your tv now, huh?

I bet you tell yourself that your sexual abstinence is self imposed.


Just saying.
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You're a fucking idiot.
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LOL so true not the fucking idiot part but the person before
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Okay, as someone who has actually seen the episode, and episodes before (and thus understands the character), you realize she was actually joking, right...?
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Any girl giving up anal on the 1st date sounds like something you walk away from. 2nd date... jack pot!
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or you marry her...

juuuust saying...
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Yeah Idol1 it even seems aliens love anal all that probing LOL abduct
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Roman decadence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27579193
This coming from someone in the land of Ecchi, Bukkake and Panty vending machines?damned
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide

we're far from the level of decadence the romans displayed.

enter caligula: who made his favourite lover, his horse, an official consul in the roman senate. and when caligula got horny during a lenghty speech, he simple walked up to his horse, stepped on a small stair and fucked the horse in front of the public. after he orgasmed, he simply continued his speech.

try topping that on prime time tv!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15782258


aw my goodness, i laughed at this, lol.
my dad told me about the horse being named sentor, but he left the x rated parts out, lol.
 Quoting: eve 28145061


Because he never fucked a horse his naming a horse Senator was a rebellion against the other royals it was meant to be ironic he hated the rich and helped the poor iamwith
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laugh
Its interesting how in pop culture girls have 3 holes. Thats a fact, 3 holes, all for putting your dick in. Sweet isnt it.
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Definitely give you the title of coolest motherfucker on this site peace
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I know one of the writers of that show and the dialog does not surprise me at all.

BTW: the word "exceptable" should be "acceptable".

Just wanted to point that out....
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”

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They have (the entertainment business) single handedly ruined any mystery, romance, or grace around sex. They have rendered it a disgusting, garbage act. Great, now maybe the population will diminish. I for one, think this world has made everything sacred and precious into some kind of porn. I would not even want a child to grow up in this cultural cesspool.
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laugh
Its interesting how in pop culture girls have 3 holes. Thats a fact, 3 holes, all for putting your dick in. Sweet isnt it.
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Definitely give you the title of coolest motherfucker on this site peace
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Raised on junk food, stupidity, porn, and two chakras open,(and maybe not even that.) Stick your head in the toilet of your mind and flush it.
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laugh
Its interesting how in pop culture girls have 3 holes. Thats a fact, 3 holes, all for putting your dick in. Sweet isnt it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28114721

 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


Definitely give you the title of coolest motherfucker on this site peace
 Quoting: luciferrising7


Raised on junk food, stupidity, porn, and two chakras open,(and maybe not even that.) Stick your head in the toilet of your mind and flush it.
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Hi pussy ass new ager ascended master/deva here so go back to being a bitch I don't like junk food am vegetarian and actually understand ascension unlike most fools what's wrong with porn it's natural people like it plus wanking it is healthy the less you jizz the more pressure on your prostate and the harder it is to stop thinking about sex if you haven't released in a while unlike you new agers no release is bad well fuck you I prefer natural happiness thnx Idol1
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Re: kist watching two broke girls show and they said that on a 1st date anal sex is perfectly exceptable to keep the guy interested
That's why they are broke girls. If they were smart they'd be selling it on the street instead of giving it away for free. Then they wouldn't be broke.
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Funny, but true.

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