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What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?

 
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What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
Imagine the unthinkable for a moment.

It is 8:30am and you're on your way to work, or in front of the television eating breakfast.

You're listening to live updates on the radio in your car, or on television at home, of a full-scale invasion by the Israeli military into Gaza.

Five minutes later, when you're parking or putting your empty bowl in the sink, there is a news flash. Israeli warplanes have launched a surprise airstrike on Iran's Bushehr, Fordow and Qom nuclear reactors. Iran's retaliation is fierce. Hezbollah opens its guns on Israel, Iranian missiles rain down on Tel-Aviv and the Strait of Hormuz is closed.

Also in response, Moqtada al-Sadr's Mahdi army is reported to have called an uprising against the sitting government in Iraq and is expected to effectively seize control of Iraq by morning following an unprecedented national insurrection.

As you sit glued to the television, rolling text on the bottom of the screen features a news alert that North Korean tanks and troops are steamrolling across the DMZ into South Korea.

Everything is happening too quickly. Your mind struggles to process all of this information and the ramifications of it.

Then you hear that Chinese warships have encircled the Senkaku islands claimed by Japan and that Japan - faced with a war against North Korea and an open challenge from China - announces an emergency review of its Pacifist constitution that limits it from re-arming and going to war.

Meanwhile, very few people notice the other scrolling text that alerts news-watchers to a 'substantial force' of Russian armor deploying into the southern Caucasus and the Baltic states.


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Now, think for a moment.

This is all in the space of an hour.

What would Obama do?

Where would his priorities be?

Can he juggle all of this at once?
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11/19/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
When you break it down, this really isn't "unthinkable" in terms of being impossible.

It is extremely possible. If not likely.

Please share your thoughts.
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11/19/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
So who are we going to be surrendering to?
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11/19/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
LOL

Are you kidding?

Barry would have to take a bong hit to comprehend all of that

lmaololotrike
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
Imagine the unthinkable for a moment.

It is 8:30am and you're on your way to work, or in front of the television eating breakfast.

You're listening to live updates on the radio in your car, or on television at home, of a full-scale invasion by the Israeli military into Gaza.

Five minutes later, when you're parking or putting your empty bowl in the sink, there is a news flash. Israeli warplanes have launched a surprise airstrike on Iran's Bushehr, Fordow and Qom nuclear reactors. Iran's retaliation is fierce. Hezbollah opens its guns on Israel, Iranian missiles rain down on Tel-Aviv and the Strait of Hormuz is closed.

Also in response, Moqtada al-Sadr's Mahdi army is reported to have called an uprising against the sitting government in Iraq and is expected to effectively seize control of Iraq by morning following an unprecedented national insurrection.

As you sit glued to the television, rolling text on the bottom of the screen features a news alert that North Korean tanks and troops are steamrolling across the DMZ into South Korea.

Everything is happening too quickly. Your mind struggles to process all of this information and the ramifications of it.

Then you hear that Chinese warships have encircled the Senkaku islands claimed by Japan and that Japan - faced with a war against North Korea and an open challenge from China - announces an emergency review of its Pacifist constitution that limits it from re-arming and going to war.

Meanwhile, very few people notice the other scrolling text that alerts news-watchers to a 'substantial force' of Russian armor deploying into the southern Caucasus and the Baltic states.


########################


Now, think for a moment.

This is all in the space of an hour.

What would Obama do?

Where would his priorities be?

Can he juggle all of this at once?

 Quoting: The Tauremini


Beth Page Black or the Congressional?

decisions decisions...
last one
I just don't give a fuck

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11/19/2012 10:49 PM

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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
He would take it under consideration after he played the 18th hole.
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11/19/2012 10:49 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
he'd just say 'israel has the right to defend itself' , then go sink 18 holes.

wouldn't you?
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11/19/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
So who are we going to be surrendering to?
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It's not a question of surrendering, but prioritising.

it's clear that the U.S would not be able to guarantee a decisive military victory in all five theaters of war simultaneously, so what would he do?

I think it's an interesting question.

Could Japan and South Korea handle China and South Korea?

Could NATO handle Russia, CIS and Belarus?

Could U.S, UK and Israel handle Iran, Syria and Hezbollah?


Remember this is all at the same time.
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11/19/2012 10:51 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
bump for discussion
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11/19/2012 10:56 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
So who are we going to be surrendering to?
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It's not a question of surrendering, but prioritising.

it's clear that the U.S would not be able to guarantee a decisive military victory in all five theaters of war simultaneously, so what would he do?

I think it's an interesting question.

Could Japan and South Korea handle China and South Korea?

Could NATO handle Russia, CIS and Belarus?

Could U.S, UK and Israel handle Iran, Syria and Hezbollah?


Remember this is all at the same time.
 Quoting: The Tauremini


Actually six theaters of war: Civil war in USA and possibly Seven if the Mexicans decide to launch the reconquista. It'll be chaos everywhere and Obammy will be about as confused as a pet rabbit.
I predict the most negative possible outcome, whatever that may be.
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11/19/2012 10:57 PM

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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
He would say.."we don't have all the facts yet"
To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven... A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance....
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11/19/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
So who are we going to be surrendering to?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1582303




Could Japan and South Korea handle China and South Korea?


 Quoting: The Tauremini




Is that a Ménage à trois?


Just asking.
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11/19/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
'i AM MONITORING THE SITUATION.."
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11/19/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
the doom is strong with this one.

yoda
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11/19/2012 10:59 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
he'll nuke tehran in a heartbeat
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11/19/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
turn white ???
:6473madburger:

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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11/19/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
first he'll blame it on Bush. then he'll break out the:

bonghit
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11/19/2012 11:02 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
Beer summit!
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11/19/2012 11:03 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
the first thing I'll do is fill up the gas tank....
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11/19/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
He would do what he did in Benghazi. Nothing.
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11/19/2012 11:05 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
damned
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11/19/2012 11:07 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
Blame Bush...lmao
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11/19/2012 11:08 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
When you break it down, this really isn't "unthinkable" in terms of being impossible.

It is extremely possible. If not likely.

Please share your thoughts.
 Quoting: The Tauremini


Agreed. I think it will happen, more or less the way you have described it.
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11/19/2012 11:10 PM

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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
What do you think you're going to get out of a community organizer who's adult life is one of entitlements ... we can honestly say "you didn't accomplish that".

First editor in the history of the Law Review that's never written anything, or is it what he's written needed to be buried, lest he never be elected?
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11/19/2012 11:11 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
He will vote present, play a pick up game of basketball then go for a few rounds of golf. Followed by a big hamburger, roll a doobie then blame a stupid video.

Job One...
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11/19/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
and unicorns and the toothfairy are real.
Mwalk
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Eu não posso viver Eu não posso respirar, a menos que você faça isso comigo
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11/19/2012 11:19 PM
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Re: What will Obama do when the unthinkable happens?
if the powers out in his teleprompter probably nothing, or make a tee time.rastabanan

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