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Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?

 
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Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
A) You need the massage for medical purposes to avoid paralysis. He will enjoy the massage WAY more than you. You can't switch to another therapist. And he's fat an his stomach rubs up against you while he's doing it.

OR

B) You need this life saving operation and she's the only one available. And the last thing you see before unconsciousness is her with a slightly confused look on her face when sorting out the operation tools.


Both last for several hours.baffle


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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Mexican woman.
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
You said massage then talk about an operation. The fuk. LOL.

Either way, a gay person remains "gay." Like the "gay bartender" or "gay interior decorator" or "gay stewardess."
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
A doctor who sorts out their own tools ?
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Mexican doctor, of course. I'd have a real girl feeling me up from the inside. Regardless of whether I died or not, I'd be in heaven.
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
I'd rather die at the hands of a hot female mexican doctor.

Hmmm, that's one way, at least, I might make a lasting memory for a woman; die in her hands.
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Mexican doctor, of course. I'd have a real girl feeling me up from the inside. Regardless of whether I died or not, I'd be in heaven.
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You'd be unconscious. And possibly dead if things didn't go well. But Mexico is renowned for their females surgeons so I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
how about massage from an overtly gay female mexican doctor
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
A) You need the massage for medical purposes to avoid paralysis. He will enjoy the massage WAY more than you. You can't switch to another therapist. And he's fat an his stomach rubs up against you while he's doing it.

OR

B) You need this life saving operation and she's the only one available. And the last thing you see before unconsciousness is her with a slightly confused look on her face when sorting out the operation tools.


Both last for several hours.baffle


Ok. Go...
 Quoting: Bentleysports


you're gay obviously
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Mexican woman, hands down.
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Obviously you have no idea in Mexico we have excellent Medical Schools and Doctors. My mother was an ophthalmologist and so was my father.
As a matter of fact I sometimes go to Mexico for check ups. You don't need to go through the whole insurance scam since it is very affordable, even in the best Hospitals.
In the USA "Doctors" will order too many analysis and over prescribe medications, they hardly spend any time with the patient. Health service here is just pure business.
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Dyeing vs being rubbed by a gay guy.. ill take the gay guy i love life as long as he doesnt try anything funny.
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
A) You need the massage for medical purposes to avoid paralysis. He will enjoy the massage WAY more than you. You can't switch to another therapist. And he's fat an his stomach rubs up against you while he's doing it.

OR

B) You need this life saving operation and she's the only one available. And the last thing you see before unconsciousness is her with a slightly confused look on her face when sorting out the operation tools.


Both last for several hours.baffle


Ok. Go...
 Quoting: Bentleysports


massaged by the gay guy obviously (no I am not gay at all). Shit I would let him jack me off before I had an unqualified doctor operate on me.
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
how about massage from an overtly gay female mexican doctor
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The closest you can get is a cross dressing gay man. A FAT cross dressing gay man.

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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Dyeing vs being rubbed by a gay guy.. ill take the gay guy i love life as long as he doesnt try anything funny.
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


There's no guarantee. He might try something. But you'll live.
Of course you always have to worry about that hidden camera...

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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Hmmm... Faggy belly and smiling creep rubbing me or possible permanent paralysis, worse yet, DEATH.

Am I in Mexico when this happens?
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
It's okay... 300 Mile rule.
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Hmmm... Faggy belly and smiling creep rubbing me or possible permanent paralysis, worse yet, DEATH.

Am I in Mexico when this happens?
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


um, yes. For both.
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Mexican universities are far more advanced than HMO's would have you believe.
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Last Edited by Tathata on 11/20/2012 01:27 AM
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Re: Would you rather have a massage from an overtly gay man OR be operated on by a female mexican doctor who went to medical school in mexico?
Mexican universities are far more advanced than HMO's would have you believe.
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I don't find that hard to believe. Personally, I would opt for the surgery.

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