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Any experiences with Moldavite?

 
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Any experiences with Moldavite?
Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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Get some uranium that'll show em.
Tard.
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If you think moldavite will repel kooks....is it possible that you are one?
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If you think moldavite will repel kooks....is it possible that you are one?
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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OUTER SPACE ENERGIES ARE AWESOME TO ALIENS. I LOVED MOLDAVITE, WORN IT BATHED WITH IT. I HAD ALL SORTS OF WILD LIGHTNING STONES (REAL ONES), ETC.

BUT THEN AGAIN I JUST LOVE ALIEN STUFF.

WHY? IM AN ALIEN.
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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OUTER SPACE ENERGIES ARE AWESOME TO ALIENS. I LOVED MOLDAVITE, WORN IT BATHED WITH IT. I HAD ALL SORTS OF WILD LIGHTNING STONES (REAL ONES), ETC.

BUT THEN AGAIN I JUST LOVE ALIEN STUFF.

WHY? IM AN ALIEN.
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I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!

(I sure hope somebody got that reference)
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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I've heard the exact opposite. Nothing is negative energy if you use it with love. Moldavite is a stone that activates your chakras because it has a certain crystalline structure made in our own atmosphere. It's a substance purified by our own existance. I've held it before and it made my hand tingle instantly. Great energies. I'm getting one myself but a small piece
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11/20/2012 12:40 AM
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Moldavite vibrates at a high frequency. I know you are skeptic as I was. I have a very skeptic friend as well until I put Moldavite in his hand. Your hands will start vibrating internally. You don't actually see this but our body can pick up on this. I lost my piece of Moldavite about two weeks ago. It seemed to vanish because ever other crystal was still present. I will get another peace but they are expensive and many pieces are fake.

According to legend, the clear, deep green stone in the Holy Grail was Moldavite. and anyone who touches the "Grail Stone" will have a spiritual transformation. (Did the ancients know something which has since been forgotten - before we remembered the source of the Moldavite?)

Peace
Amy
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Moldavite vibrates at a high frequency. I know you are skeptic as I was. I have a very skeptic friend as well until I put Moldavite in his hand. Your hands will start vibrating internally. You don't actually see this but our body can pick up on this. I lost my piece of Moldavite about two weeks ago. It seemed to vanish because ever other crystal was still present. I will get another peace but they are expensive and many pieces are fake.

According to legend, the clear, deep green stone in the Holy Grail was Moldavite. and anyone who touches the "Grail Stone" will have a spiritual transformation. (Did the ancients know something which has since been forgotten - before we remembered the source of the Moldavite?)

Peace
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No offense, but I HEARD that people that aren't ready for moldavite tend to lose it quickly....
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Yes, and my advice is to toast your bread before spreading , or you will tear your bread to pieces.
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Moldavite vibrates at a high frequency. I know you are skeptic as I was. I have a very skeptic friend as well until I put Moldavite in his hand. Your hands will start vibrating internally. You don't actually see this but our body can pick up on this. I lost my piece of Moldavite about two weeks ago. It seemed to vanish because ever other crystal was still present. I will get another peace but they are expensive and many pieces are fake.

According to legend, the clear, deep green stone in the Holy Grail was Moldavite. and anyone who touches the "Grail Stone" will have a spiritual transformation. (Did the ancients know something which has since been forgotten - before we remembered the source of the Moldavite?)

Peace
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I've read comparisons to the Chintamani stone, but I don't think it is. I lost mine when I moved.
[link to www.triuneoflight.org]

Because of its unique properties, the Chintamani Stone is reported to have been in the temporary possession of influential personages at important times in humanity's history – people like Akbar and King Solomon – who were entrusted with special missions necessary to humanity's continued development. And when Nicholas and Helena Roerich, who figure so prominently in our study and work in TRIUNE, made their famous treks through India and Asia in the 1920's, it is rumored that they had in their possession a very special stone relic, thought to be the Chintamani Stone. It was to have played a great role in the Roerichs' plan to participate in the establishment of the League of Nations. When the League failed, it is said the Roerichs' were asked by their spiritual teachers to take the stone back with them on their trek to the Himalayan stronghold of the Brotherhood. Reportedly, the stone resides there today, closely attended at all times by representatives of the great Spiritual Brotherhood.
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
I put a tear-shaped chunk of Moldavite in my asshole and it made me gay.

Museum grade and you can think Big Gay Al when you look in the mirror in your hallway.
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Damn.

It make me write gay poetry too.

Have to drop a log now. Toodle-oo
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Based on your attitude, I think any kind of crystal in your general vicinity would help make you a better person. Eventually.
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Personally I don't think someone should mess with energies they do not understand. Its like inviting over fundamentalist Christians and breaking out a tarot cards.

Who are the new agers you want to repel and why can't you establish verbal boundaries for yourself? Do you have little voodoo dolls going too?

I am not trying to be too hard on you OP - but it almost seems you are baiting, are you asking legitimately?

To spend a chunk of money on a rock just to keep away the new agers seems - well - I don't know.
When the higher power aliens start communicating with you because you have tuned into them using their crystal how are you going to manage that?

Maybe you should ask a Ouija board?
bwhahahahahaha

Just don't mess with things you don't understand, ok?
Little bird
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Yes, and my advice is to toast your bread before spreading , or you will tear your bread to pieces.
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Marmite is salty yes, and hard to spread, Personaly I like my vegamite
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