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Any experiences with Moldavite?

 
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Any experiences with Moldavite?
Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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Get some uranium that'll show em.
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If you think moldavite will repel kooks....is it possible that you are one?
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If you think moldavite will repel kooks....is it possible that you are one?
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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OUTER SPACE ENERGIES ARE AWESOME TO ALIENS. I LOVED MOLDAVITE, WORN IT BATHED WITH IT. I HAD ALL SORTS OF WILD LIGHTNING STONES (REAL ONES), ETC.

BUT THEN AGAIN I JUST LOVE ALIEN STUFF.

WHY? IM AN ALIEN.
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Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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OUTER SPACE ENERGIES ARE AWESOME TO ALIENS. I LOVED MOLDAVITE, WORN IT BATHED WITH IT. I HAD ALL SORTS OF WILD LIGHTNING STONES (REAL ONES), ETC.

BUT THEN AGAIN I JUST LOVE ALIEN STUFF.

WHY? IM AN ALIEN.
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I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!

(I sure hope somebody got that reference)
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Hey, GLP.

I've heard plenty of anecdotes from New Agers and other crystal worshippers how the substance moldavite contains 'bad energies' because it might come from outer space.

Now, I tend not to buy into theories about magical properties of rocks, but I'm considering buying a large chunk of it (museum grade, probably) and putting it on display in my entryway so any New Agers who come knocking will immediately be repulsed and want to flee the premises.

Has anyone had any good luck using moldavite to repel kooks? Should I wear a piece of it on a pendant so that I'm not accosted while I'm out and about? Will I just be wasting my money? Remember, it doesn't actually have to work. All that matters is that the New Agers think it works.
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I've heard the exact opposite. Nothing is negative energy if you use it with love. Moldavite is a stone that activates your chakras because it has a certain crystalline structure made in our own atmosphere. It's a substance purified by our own existance. I've held it before and it made my hand tingle instantly. Great energies. I'm getting one myself but a small piece
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Moldavite vibrates at a high frequency. I know you are skeptic as I was. I have a very skeptic friend as well until I put Moldavite in his hand. Your hands will start vibrating internally. You don't actually see this but our body can pick up on this. I lost my piece of Moldavite about two weeks ago. It seemed to vanish because ever other crystal was still present. I will get another peace but they are expensive and many pieces are fake.

According to legend, the clear, deep green stone in the Holy Grail was Moldavite. and anyone who touches the "Grail Stone" will have a spiritual transformation. (Did the ancients know something which has since been forgotten - before we remembered the source of the Moldavite?)

Peace
Amy
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Moldavite vibrates at a high frequency. I know you are skeptic as I was. I have a very skeptic friend as well until I put Moldavite in his hand. Your hands will start vibrating internally. You don't actually see this but our body can pick up on this. I lost my piece of Moldavite about two weeks ago. It seemed to vanish because ever other crystal was still present. I will get another peace but they are expensive and many pieces are fake.

According to legend, the clear, deep green stone in the Holy Grail was Moldavite. and anyone who touches the "Grail Stone" will have a spiritual transformation. (Did the ancients know something which has since been forgotten - before we remembered the source of the Moldavite?)

Peace
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No offense, but I HEARD that people that aren't ready for moldavite tend to lose it quickly....
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Re: Any experiences with Moldavite?
Yes, and my advice is to toast your bread before spreading , or you will tear your bread to pieces.
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