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Beer is a conspiracy

 
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11/20/2012 01:20 AM
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Beer is a conspiracy
It doesn't actually taste good, in fact, it tastes HORRIBLE, but millions of people PRETEND that it tastes great to fit in with the masses.


I think it's pushed on us by the government.

Can't force me to drink that foul swill!

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11/20/2012 01:45 AM
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
It doesn't actually taste good, in fact, it tastes HORRIBLE, but millions of people PRETEND that it tastes great to fit in with the masses.


I think it's pushed on us by the government.

Can't force me to drink that foul swill!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28121629


You need to try a Franziskaner Hefe-Weissbier or PranQster Belgian Style Golden Ale. Even an ice cold Blue Moon Heff.

Beer is not a conspiracy. You have just been limiting yourself to cheap beer.
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
It doesn't actually taste good, in fact, it tastes HORRIBLE, but millions of people PRETEND that it tastes great to fit in with the masses.


I think it's pushed on us by the government.

Can't force me to drink that foul swill!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28121629


You need to try a Franziskaner Hefe-Weissbier or PranQster Belgian Style Golden Ale. Even an ice cold Blue Moon Heff.

Beer is not a conspiracy. You have just been limiting yourself to cheap beer.
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I haven't had those but I've drunk a lot of beer and sampled many micro-brews. They all taste like shit to me.

Either beer is some kind of conspiracy or I don't get it.
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11/20/2012 01:56 AM
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
Most beer tastes horrible. Liquor is better.
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
It doesn't actually taste good, in fact, it tastes HORRIBLE, but millions of people PRETEND that it tastes great to fit in with the masses.


I think it's pushed on us by the government.

Can't force me to drink that foul swill!

scream
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It's a consbeeracy.
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
Either beer is some kind of conspiracy or I don't get it.
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You don't get it.


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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
Most beer tastes horrible. Liquor is better.
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Absoluty!
Give me a good rum or bourbon.
You can keep the nasty, yeasty junk.
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11/20/2012 02:04 AM
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
its the substitute for drinking pee
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
It doesn't actually taste good, in fact, it tastes HORRIBLE, but millions of people PRETEND that it tastes great to fit in with the masses.


I think it's pushed on us by the government.

Can't force me to drink that foul swill!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28121629


It's a consbeeracy.
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lol


but i do agree. it's nasty shit!
even if i only had 2 beers, the next day i feel like i've got a bad hangover.. but i don't have it after drinking tequila,rum,whiskey or wine
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
It doesn't actually taste good, in fact, it tastes HORRIBLE, but millions of people PRETEND that it tastes great to fit in with the masses.


I think it's pushed on us by the government.

Can't force me to drink that foul swill!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28121629


You need to try a Franziskaner Hefe-Weissbier or PranQster Belgian Style Golden Ale. Even an ice cold Blue Moon Heff.

Beer is not a conspiracy. You have just been limiting yourself to cheap beer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13303137


I haven't had those but I've drunk a lot of beer and sampled many micro-brews. They all taste like shit to me.

Either beer is some kind of conspiracy or I don't get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28121629


Then caviar is an even bigger conspiracy.
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
Right beer for DOOM:
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11/20/2012 02:52 AM
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
I'm going to have to agree.

Perhaps 25% of the male population actually enjoys the taste of beer.

The rest just don't want to seem pussy.

The same goes for winos. Most people who drink wine can't tell the difference between an expensive wine and two-buck-chuck. But they love to pretend.
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
Have a shocktop, then come back saying the same thing.
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11/20/2012 02:58 AM

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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
You must be drinking the piss flavored beers. Plenty of delicious brews out there. For you liquor-minded folks that's like drinking Popov vs. Grey Goose...

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11/20/2012 03:38 AM
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
I'm going to have to agree.

Perhaps 25% of the male population actually enjoys the taste of beer.

The rest just don't want to seem pussy.

The same goes for winos. Most people who drink wine can't tell the difference between an expensive wine and two-buck-chuck. But they love to pretend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


True, wine is the real scam. Many inexpensive wines are indistinguishable from high priced wines.

So-called "experts" can't even tell the difference.

But with beers, there is a huge difference.
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Re: Beer is a conspiracy
I'm going to have to agree.

Perhaps 25% of the male population actually enjoys the taste of beer.

The rest just don't want to seem pussy.

The same goes for winos. Most people who drink wine can't tell the difference between an expensive wine and two-buck-chuck. But they love to pretend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


True, wine is the real scam. Many inexpensive wines are indistinguishable from high priced wines.

So-called "experts" can't even tell the difference.

But with beers, there is a huge difference.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28127057


My favorite wine costs $9.99 a bottle and hails from New Zealand... It's delicious and a top-selling wine at this liquor warehouse chain... Never had a desire to spend more than $10-15 on a bottle of wine and never will.

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