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If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.

 
Tired of dirties.
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If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
Seriously, this is the only thing stopping western civilization white males from converting. Nobody wants to marry and have children with a girl who slept with the entire hockey team in high school and the entire football / basketball team in university.
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
not me, what stopped me from converting is that muslims believe that early man was 30 meters tall, and Muhamad said it is perfectly Halal to marry your cousin.

If I really wanted to be muslim (I don't it is retarded now that I actually investigated it) I would just be muslim and cheat like most western muslims do, drink your beer and eat your bacon yet still be muzzie.
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
not me, what stopped me from converting is that muslims believe that early man was 30 meters tall, and Muhamad said it is perfectly Halal to marry your cousin.

If I really wanted to be muslim (I don't it is retarded now that I actually investigated it) I would just be muslim and cheat like most western muslims do, drink your beer and eat your bacon yet still be muzzie.
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30 metres, huh?
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11/20/2012 02:01 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
Nobody wants to marry a stupid dumb ass like you either and not all girls sleep with the whole hockey team either.

Your a peice of crap. Shove that bacon wrapper up your ass already and I hope you choke on your next beer.

Your just some peice of shit that wants to rule over women like they do. Fuck off and ide asshole.

And no most men I think for sure would not convert if it ever was that simple. The average male isn't that stupid and certainly not as ignorant as you are.
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11/20/2012 02:09 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
just go right ahead- they won't throw you out if you partake.
you can call yourself haji beerham
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11/20/2012 02:11 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
Seriously, this is the only thing stopping western civilization white males from converting. Nobody wants to marry and have children with a girl who slept with the entire hockey team in high school and the entire football / basketball team in university.
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OP, are you perving some 6 year old in your neighborhood? I believe its true.

Anyhoo, you got it right though, any religion that doesn't allow me to enjoy a good bacon sandwich and a beer ain'tz the religion for me!
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11/20/2012 02:22 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
they also believe the next messiah will emerge from under the earth

sounds ok to me- comparatively speaking.
i mean it don't quite stack up with riding a white horse from flaming clouds in the sky, but hey- i will setle for it.
i just want proof.
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11/20/2012 02:22 AM
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here is an odd thought- muzzies reckon jesus is a godly prophet and pretty important.
jews are like meh- stupid gentiles
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11/20/2012 02:25 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
I was joking! Sheesh, all religion that comes from the Middle East or asia are nothing but mind control mechanisms.

Western Civilization adopted these ideas, then re-enforced them through the reformation during the protestant revolution which actually improved quality of life compared to the fall of Rome in its decline like we are all re-experiencing now.

All pedophiles must be castrated with a dull rusty hacksaw.
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11/20/2012 02:29 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
a clue is on your amex card- the centurion- belong rothschild goes WAY back
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11/20/2012 02:32 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
not me, what stopped me from converting is that muslims believe that early man was 30 meters tall, and Muhamad said it is perfectly Halal to marry your cousin.

If I really wanted to be muslim (I don't it is retarded now that I actually investigated it) I would just be muslim and cheat like most western muslims do, drink your beer and eat your bacon yet still be muzzie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1626866


Are you talking about their height or their manhood? The muzzies seem to think that their manhood makes them special!
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11/20/2012 02:33 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
Seriously, this is the only thing stopping western civilization white males from converting. Nobody wants to marry and have children with a girl who slept with the entire hockey team in high school and the entire football / basketball team in university.
 Quoting: Tired of dirties. 1288185


OP, are you perving some 6 year old in your neighborhood? I believe its true.

Anyhoo, you got it right though, any religion that doesn't allow me to enjoy a good bacon sandwich and a beer ain'tz the religion for me!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27848208


It's OK if you're married though, right?
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11/20/2012 02:34 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
lol so would I
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
Seriously, this is the only thing stopping western civilization white males from converting. Nobody wants to marry and have children with a girl who slept with the entire hockey team in high school and the entire football / basketball team in university.
 Quoting: Tired of dirties. 1288185


OP, are you perving some 6 year old in your neighborhood? I believe its true.

Anyhoo, you got it right though, any religion that doesn't allow me to enjoy a good bacon sandwich and a beer ain'tz the religion for me!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27848208


It's OK if you're married though, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14350080


Just wanted to be sure everyone knows that I am kidding!
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11/20/2012 02:36 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
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So you admit... your god is your stomach.

Most westerners' god is a little lower down.


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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
not me, what stopped me from converting is that muslims believe that early man was 30 meters tall, and Muhamad said it is perfectly Halal to marry your cousin.

If I really wanted to be muslim (I don't it is retarded now that I actually investigated it) I would just be muslim and cheat like most western muslims do, drink your beer and eat your bacon yet still be muzzie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1626866


Are you talking about their height or their manhood? The muzzies seem to think that their manhood makes them special!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14350080


It does, actually.

Muslim men are fun in bed.
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
Seriously, this is the only thing stopping western civilization white males from converting. Nobody wants to marry and have children with a girl who slept with the entire hockey team in high school and the entire football / basketball team in university.
 Quoting: Tired of dirties. 1288185


mmmmmmmmmmm.... bacon.. collection.. [link to mcphee.com]
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11/20/2012 02:41 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
lol so would I
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Throw in pot porn and short skirts.. extra bacon.. [link to mcphee.com]
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11/20/2012 02:43 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
Friend, Alcohol and Bacon in Islam is forbidden for many reasons, firstly comes health benefits.

Alcohol as we all know makes you forget who you are, you make weaker decisions and lose control of yourself, as drunk driving and beating your wife to death while drunk.

Bacon, or lets say, Pork, even in Christianity is Forbidden, check Leviticus 11, here is your source.

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As for Spiritual reasons, Alcohol, when you drink it you become distant from your "Mind", that is why you lose slight control of yourself and the more you drink the harder to control. This gives a chance to "Jinn" or "Demons" around you to easily tamper with your thoughts and cause you to do stupid acts like making the decision to drive, it is because that evil entity told you to do so. Consider them an Invisible alien race!

As for Pork, Muslims believe that eating pork causes Humans to feel less Jealousy regarding Dignity and Honor, because pigs are like that. As an example, in "Proper" Muslim societies, if a guy tried to mess with someones sister or mother in any way, this men of the family will bring hell to earth and stop this person before he gets any further. Sex before marriage is way too bad.

Countries where pork is widely available, people seem to care much less about their daughters or sisters sleeping around with other guys or even getting pregnant while not knowing who the father is.

I hope this helps, but the highlight is, Pork is So bad that makes it forbidden in all heavenly religions, Islam, Christianity and Judaism.

Alcohol in Christianity is a different issue, I haven't looked into that.

May peace be upon you and May Allah bless you with guidance.
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11/20/2012 04:06 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
Friend, Alcohol and Bacon in Islam is forbidden for many reasons, firstly comes health benefits.

Alcohol as we all know makes you forget who you are, you make weaker decisions and lose control of yourself, as drunk driving and beating your wife to death while drunk.

Bacon, or lets say, Pork, even in Christianity is Forbidden, check Leviticus 11, here is your source.

[link to www.biblegateway.com]



--------------------------------------

As for Spiritual reasons, Alcohol, when you drink it you become distant from your "Mind", that is why you lose slight control of yourself and the more you drink the harder to control. This gives a chance to "Jinn" or "Demons" around you to easily tamper with your thoughts and cause you to do stupid acts like making the decision to drive, it is because that evil entity told you to do so. Consider them an Invisible alien race!

As for Pork, Muslims believe that eating pork causes Humans to feel less Jealousy regarding Dignity and Honor, because pigs are like that. As an example, in "Proper" Muslim societies, if a guy tried to mess with someones sister or mother in any way, this men of the family will bring hell to earth and stop this person before he gets any further. Sex before marriage is way too bad.

Countries where pork is widely available, people seem to care much less about their daughters or sisters sleeping around with other guys or even getting pregnant while not knowing who the father is.

I hope this helps, but the highlight is, Pork is So bad that makes it forbidden in all heavenly religions, Islam, Christianity and Judaism.

Alcohol in Christianity is a different issue, I haven't looked into that.

May peace be upon you and May Allah bless you with guidance.
 Quoting: 3ogla 27040894


In the Gospel is the story of Jesus casting the demon that inhabited a person into a herd of swine. The swine then went crazy and ran off of a cliff.

I wonder about the Divine's thoughts on pigs. Did He love them like we love cats and dogs? Did he think they were cute? Do their squeals distress Him? Are pigs more to Him than humans? Are humans more special than other creatures in the world? What is it about pigs?

Though this sounds silly and doesn't seem to relate, I have given a lot of thought as to why in the Old Testament it stipulates not to eat pork. The tape worm of pork is called Trichonosis and can cause disease in humans that is always fatal. Was it a helpful hint to help mankind survive; or, does it as in the example quoted, cause the human body to be impure allowing demons to enter the body causing one to do despicable deeds? Perhaps the absorbtion of the protiens of the pig does in someway influence the genetic makeup of the human beings?

We have to have energy in the form of food so isn't to live make one impure?

All things are gifts from God.

Just so you know ... Because Jesus is the Messiah, He is the one that was pure who was true to the Law, the only one, and in doing so freed those who believe in him from the Law. If you love each other as yourself, you will do no harm to them. That is what to be a Christian means. It has nothing to do with what we eat. For Christ, yes, it mattered what he ate, but, we, the Gentiles are the dogs underneath the Table that take whatever scraps we are given.
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
I was joking! Sheesh, all religion that comes from the Middle East or asia are nothing but mind control mechanisms.

Western Civilization adopted these ideas, then re-enforced them through the reformation during the protestant revolution which actually improved quality of life compared to the fall of Rome in its decline like we are all re-experiencing now.

All pedophiles must be castrated with a dull rusty hacksaw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288185


Western civilization would have never appear without religion.
The papistacy and so-called protestant "revolution" are only denying Jesus Christ, so they help Satan in the mankind/world conquer struggle.
Roman Empire was the worst could happen: kill everybpdy for money and proclaim yourself (mass-murderer) a god!?!
You have no idea what Christianity is and what the message is to think about.
Poor reckless western materialism, you deny what you don't know...
Muslims doctrine? - this is what people created to find a different identity; they are more then roman gods but still is a doctrine, not a religion good for self esteem and hard environmental condition.
Jesus was not a prophet, exorcist, magician, saint...
He was and is for ever part of the Holy Trinity as Son.
... probably for those with just 2 ways to "see" the world (good/bad; nice/ugly; yin/yang; friend/enemy...) is very hard if not impossible to understand the trilateral of the Christianity.
I give you a clue: try to develop the living side of think by using your mind, your heart (love) and your soul (faith); can't find anything like Christians find.
Anything denying Jesus Christ or the fact He is the only embodied Divine being [to bring the Father's teaching with the Holy Spirit...], they are praying to death, Baal, Satan and their "brothers" from Hell.
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11/20/2012 05:50 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
No foot ball for you.
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
As a Muslim, I would say that Islam is a fair religion, and I'd consider my self an objective person. Do you really need alcohol to have a good time? I don't. Allah puts man at the top of the food chain, blessing us with the greatest intellect and dominion over all species, so why would anybody intoxicate themselves and suspend this gift - even temporarily? Fermented drinks have ruined lives. Islam makes a lot of sense if you just show a little patience.
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11/20/2012 06:18 AM
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dude







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alcohol and bacon are bad
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11/20/2012 06:19 AM
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Re: If Islam allowed alcohol & bacon, I would convert.
When I go ANYWHERE to eat.

Its extra extra bacon. I don't care if it costs an extra 1.75.

I love my beer bong, I can do a flat. And I did two foamers straight.

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