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Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!

 
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Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!
Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email Stating that a MASSIVE Earthquake (or "Mega Earthquake") is In fact, IMMINENT!!! According to Hagel and Valugua, A Large Comet Just hit the Sun Making the Sun Increase in Solar Activity and a Massive Solar Flag is About to Hit Earth in Two days! The World Governments are Not Speaking of this Because this will Indeed, Create a Massive Earthquake and this is why the Global Elite have Been Resigning Lately, They are Headed to Their Under Ground Bunkers Because this Earthquake will be a 15+ Earthquake which will Have a GREAT Affect on the Earth and it May Cause ALL Volcanoes on Earth to Erupt (At Once) which all of the Volcanic Ash will Darken The Skies Creating an Ice-Age and all of the Toxic Gas will Kill Billions of Humans.
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"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!
Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email Stating that a MASSIVE Earthquake (or "Mega Earthquake") is In fact, IMMINENT!!! According to Hagel and Valugua, A Large Comet Just hit the Sun Making the Sun Increase in Solar Activity and a Massive Solar Flag is About to Hit Earth in Two days! The World Governments are Not Speaking of this Because this will Indeed, Create a Massive Earthquake and this is why the Global Elite have Been Resigning Lately, They are Headed to Their Under Ground Bunkers Because this Earthquake will be a 15+ Earthquake which will Have a GREAT Affect on the Earth and it May Cause ALL Volcanoes on Earth to Erupt (At Once) which all of the Volcanic Ash will Darken The Skies Creating an Ice-Age and all of the Toxic Gas will Kill Billions of Humans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28127321


Valugua is getting really ticked off that you keep mentioning him after Hagel, rather than putting him first.
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Valugua is getting really ticked off that you keep mentioning him after Hagel, rather than putting him first.


Thats why I love GLP - the sense of humour is legendary! Lol!
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What is a Hagel and Valugua?, is that like a bagel and bologna sandwich in French ?
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Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email Stating that a MASSIVE Earthquake (or "Mega Earthquake") is In fact, IMMINENT!!! According to Hagel and Valugua, A Large Comet Just hit the Sun Making the Sun Increase in Solar Activity and a Massive Solar Flag is About to Hit Earth in Two days! The World Governments are Not Speaking of this Because this will Indeed, Create a Massive Earthquake and this is why the Global Elite have Been Resigning Lately, They are Headed to Their Under Ground Bunkers Because this Earthquake will be a 15+ Earthquake which will Have a GREAT Affect on the Earth and it May Cause ALL Volcanoes on Earth to Erupt (At Once) which all of the Volcanic Ash will Darken The Skies Creating an Ice-Age and all of the Toxic Gas will Kill Billions of Humans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28127321


I thought Hagel was still all fucked up after gettting VD in Thailand.

I guess they really CAN do great things with medicine now.
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email Stating that a MASSIVE Earthquake (or "Mega Earthquake") is In fact, IMMINENT!!! According to Hagel and Valugua, A Large Comet Just hit the Sun Making the Sun Increase in Solar Activity and a Massive Solar Flag is About to Hit Earth in Two days! The World Governments are Not Speaking of this Because this will Indeed, Create a Massive Earthquake and this is why the Global Elite have Been Resigning Lately, They are Headed to Their Under Ground Bunkers Because this Earthquake will be a 15+ Earthquake which will Have a GREAT Affect on the Earth and it May Cause ALL Volcanoes on Earth to Erupt (At Once) which all of the Volcanic Ash will Darken The Skies Creating an Ice-Age and all of the Toxic Gas will Kill Billions of Humans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28127321



My friend
How many times those two imaginery friends will persue you ?
How many times you were wrong ?
Go back and check your threads ;)
You are just wasting your time .
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11/20/2012 04:31 AM
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Keep saying it and you might be right, somewhere in the next 10,000 years...
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!
What is a Hagel and Valugua?, is that like a bagel and bologna sandwich in French ?
 Quoting: Redpaw360


EAT and his boyfriend.

noting to worry about.
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Ok fuck it .
You are officially deserve my FIRST B.S flag .

bsflag

Have a great day .

hf
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What is a Hagel and Valugua?, is that like a bagel and bologna sandwich in French ?
 Quoting: Redpaw360


EAT and his boyfriend.

noting to worry about.
 Quoting: BadMoonRising 4583236


WOW
How about Russ ????
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Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email Stating that a MASSIVE Earthquake (or "Mega Earthquake") is In fact, IMMINENT!!! According to Hagel and Valugua, A Large Comet Just hit the Sun Making the Sun Increase in Solar Activity and a Massive Solar Flag is About to Hit Earth in Two days! The World Governments are Not Speaking of this Because this will Indeed, Create a Massive Earthquake and this is why the Global Elite have Been Resigning Lately, They are Headed to Their Under Ground Bunkers Because this Earthquake will be a 15+ Earthquake which will Have a GREAT Affect on the Earth and it May Cause ALL Volcanoes on Earth to Erupt (At Once) which all of the Volcanic Ash will Darken The Skies Creating an Ice-Age and all of the Toxic Gas will Kill Billions of Humans.
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Is this the massive solar flag you mention in your post OP?

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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!
Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email Stating that a MASSIVE Earthquake (or "Mega Earthquake") is In fact, IMMINENT!!! According to Hagel and Valugua, A Large Comet Just hit the Sun Making the Sun Increase in Solar Activity and a Massive Solar Flag is About to Hit Earth in Two days! The World Governments are Not Speaking of this Because this will Indeed, Create a Massive Earthquake and this is why the Global Elite have Been Resigning Lately, They are Headed to Their Under Ground Bunkers Because this Earthquake will be a 15+ Earthquake which will Have a GREAT Affect on the Earth and it May Cause ALL Volcanoes on Earth to Erupt (At Once) which all of the Volcanic Ash will Darken The Skies Creating an Ice-Age and all of the Toxic Gas will Kill Billions of Humans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28127321


Give it a rest TARD! Nobody thinks your even remotely real! Is that you EAT?
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"Hagel and Valugua" as soon as i see the names i know its crap everytime , someone is either seeing things on his computer that aint there ,being messed around with by a bunch of gays in their basement sending shit thinking its gonna be believed ,or needs a labotomy 5a
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Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email Stating that a MASSIVE Earthquake (or "Mega Earthquake") is In fact, IMMINENT!!! According to Hagel and Valugua, A Large Comet Just hit the Sun Making the Sun Increase in Solar Activity and a Massive Solar Flag is About to Hit Earth in Two days! The World Governments are Not Speaking of this Because this will Indeed, Create a Massive Earthquake and this is why the Global Elite have Been Resigning Lately, They are Headed to Their Under Ground Bunkers Because this Earthquake will be a 15+ Earthquake which will Have a GREAT Affect on the Earth and it May Cause ALL Volcanoes on Earth to Erupt (At Once) which all of the Volcanic Ash will Darken The Skies Creating an Ice-Age and all of the Toxic Gas will Kill Billions of Humans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28127321


hugo1

fuck off with this shit
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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What is a Hagel and Valugua?, is that like a bagel and bologna sandwich in French ?
 Quoting: Redpaw360


EAT and his boyfriend.

noting to worry about.
 Quoting: BadMoonRising 4583236


WOW
How about Russ ????
yoda
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9397354


:russell:

what about Russ??
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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You are really losing credibility with the people.
You should stop this.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!
do they have any past validity in predicting things correctly at all?... No...
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do they have any past validity in predicting things correctly at all?... No...
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Only in Op's alternate universe
free your inner baboon.
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11/25/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!
Just when I thought no one could be more annoying then Russ; your constant drivel about hymen and vagina and proved it is possible to be more annoying.
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:russell:

what about Russ??
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I fkin lolled my ass off
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Just when I thought no one could be more annoying then Russ; your constant drivel about hymen and vagina and proved it is possible to be more annoying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17380453


I'm actually becoming more tolerant of Russ after reading all this Bagel & Vagina shit,

In my Book The People writting this Bagel & Vagina shit should all be BANNED & Tasered

Russ is just a lost soul......looking for followers

russell2
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!
Hagel and Zalu FTW! (Valugua was killed by a rogue asteroid).

alienship <--- Zalu
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!
Hagel and Zalu FTW! (Valugua was killed by a rogue asteroid).

alienship <--- Zalu
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No, Valugua Recovered.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MEGA EARTHQUAKE IMMINENT!!!
Hagel and Zalu FTW! (Valugua was killed by a rogue asteroid).

alienship <--- Zalu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 988822


No, Valugua Recovered.
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Really? Well OK then ...

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Hagel and Valugua, FTW!

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