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"Earth shattering" news from Mars to be released in next few weeks !!!!

 
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"Earth shattering" news from Mars to be released in next few weeks !!!!
"Scientists working on NASA's six-wheeled rover on Mars have a problem. But it's a good problem."

Grotzinger says they recently put a soil sample in SAM, and the analysis shows something earthshaking. "This data is gonna be one for the history books. It's looking really good," he says.

Grotzinger can see the pained look on my face as I wait, hoping he'll tell me what the heck he's found, but he's not providing any more information."


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Let's hope they get round to releasing it before 21st December!

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They're going to say that the soil in Nevada is perfect for growing aloe.
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Sorry, headline should read "Earthshaking", not "Earth shattering", doh!
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Gold?
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Did they find a CockMaster 5000 up there???
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They found human fossils from when we lived on mars millions of years ago before we moved to earth.
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Bacteria?

That would be my guess
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"Scientists working on NASA's six-wheeled rover on Mars have a problem. But it's a good problem."

Grotzinger says they recently put a soil sample in SAM, and the analysis shows something earthshaking. "This data is gonna be one for the history books. It's looking really good," he says.

Grotzinger can see the pained look on my face as I wait, hoping he'll tell me what the heck he's found, but he's not providing any more information."


[link to www.npr.org]

Let's hope they get round to releasing it before 21st December!

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They found a petrified MJ seed I bet ya.
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everyoneelse is down and cynical about this. I admit NASA can be questionable at times, but I for one am very excited about this. People should lighten up a bit!! :)
this could be big. Or not, but I think it will be exciting!!
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Basic protozoan type life forms, or at least the needed amino acids to indicate they were once present, millions of years ago.

It will be hinted that it's linked to possible water having once been present, but there will be no definitive proof.

NASA will hold a large press conference for it and then look slightly baffled when the press looks at them as if they;re a bunch of nerds that called them over to their parents basement to play D&D, under false pretenses.

News at eleven...

But only if it's a very slow news day.
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Maybe it will be announced on the 21 December that they have found concrete proof of life existing on Mars in the past.

Maybe the Mayans WERE just predicting a shift in human consciousness at the point where their calendar restarts.....

Maybe, maybe?
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They are going to say that some microscopic bullshit exist on Mars but won't be telling anyone anytime soon what really is there
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Cigg butt.

Small tag that reads Made in China.

Cat turd.

Am I getting close? gotchabug
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Mayan rune rocks
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wouldn't the news be "Mars Shattering" ?
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Gold or diamonds.

I'm going.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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They found beadle 2 on top of beadle 1 grinding.
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"Scientists working on NASA's six-wheeled rover on Mars have a problem. But it's a good problem."

Grotzinger says they recently put a soil sample in SAM, and the analysis shows something earthshaking. "This data is gonna be one for the history books. It's looking really good," he says.

Grotzinger can see the pained look on my face as I wait, hoping he'll tell me what the heck he's found, but he's not providing any more information."


[link to www.npr.org]

Let's hope they get round to releasing it before 21st December!

alien16
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Is their funding about up? I remember the "bacteria" they found last time was just to get $$$ then after they got the cash it was "ahh nevermind mah bad dawg"

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There is a huge community of fallen angels and humans living there, duh!
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“‘So, not everybody was as excited as I was,’ he says.”

This is will not be earthshaking. In fact, there will probably be a DECREASE in earthquakes on the day this is “revealed.”
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My guess is something pointing to past life on Mars.
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The head of the statue of liberty and Charleton Heston..

If not..I dont care what they found.
Do not read this sentence.
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they found adam sandler's career
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They finally found Jimmy Hoffa.
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they found osiris' pecker

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