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Putting a clove of garlic in the ass kills parasites Pinworms and Candida

 
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Putting a clove of garlic in the ass kills parasites Pinworms and Candida
Punch holes in clove, use vaseline or olive oil and insert. Keep in until bowel movement, shower, then place another one in , do this for 7 days. Pinworms need oxygen, come out at night, make sure a new one inserted before bed time. Really works. Homosexuals may need multiple cloves due to damaged spincter.
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retarded.
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Re: Putting a clove of garlic in the ass kills parasites Pinworms and Candida
Hot chilli peppers work a LOT faster.

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Re: Putting a clove of garlic in the ass kills parasites Pinworms and Candida
Pinworms cause terrible itching.
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Homosexuals can just make stew in their ass as well
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Re: Putting a clove of garlic in the ass kills parasites Pinworms and Candida
believe it or not but garlic is edible
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Thanks OP. I believe I have Candida, so I will give it a try. What can it hurt (the garlic is usually flowing in the opposite direction anyway)?
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Google garlic and anus. This is not make believe, it works.
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11/20/2012 09:18 PM
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i'm taking oregano oil for itchy skin and read it kills infections also. while researching it, I read someone was using it for your condition. you must use caution when using it though. might be easier than sticking something up 'there'

good luck - hope you kill off those nasty worms.
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Female pinworms come out at night for oxygen and to lay eggs, the garlic stops them cold.
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You cant cure stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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believe it or not but garlic is edible
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Yes, garlic is edible.
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raw garlic would burn. js
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10% of the USA population has pinworms, 40% for Latin and South America.
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Will a garlic bulb in my anal cavity come out on it's own?

I had a vaginal yeast infection that spread to my anus. I found several websites online that say a natural remedy for a yeast infection is to insert a garlic clove into the vagina or anus overnight, so I did. I put a sting through each clove for easy retrieval. At insertion, I got immediate relief from the yeast infection and by morning I'm pretty sure my infection was gone. The clove in my vagina came out fine. The one in my anus must have went further in throughout the course of the night and by morning there was no string left to pull the clove out. I've had several bowel movements since morning and no garlic as far as I can tell. I even took a laxative, which didn't seem to help. I'm pretty sure the garlic is still in there because my bowel movements smell strongly like garlic. Will the garlic bulb eventually come out on it's own?
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Dude, why does this garlic bread smells like ass!
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11/20/2012 09:22 PM
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Actually put a few sliced habaneros up your ass,i heard this works better.Please try this and tell me how it works.
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Learn something new everyday!

Will a garlic bulb in my anal cavity come out on it's own?

I had a vaginal yeast infection that spread to my anus. I found several websites online that say a natural remedy for a yeast infection is to insert a garlic clove into the vagina or anus overnight, so I did. I put a sting through each clove for easy retrieval. At insertion, I got immediate relief from the yeast infection and by morning I'm pretty sure my infection was gone. The clove in my vagina came out fine. The one in my anus must have went further in throughout the course of the night and by morning there was no string left to pull the clove out. I've had several bowel movements since morning and no garlic as far as I can tell. I even took a laxative, which didn't seem to help. I'm pretty sure the garlic is still in there because my bowel movements smell strongly like garlic. Will the garlic bulb eventually come out on it's own?
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Garlic farts! Amazing! I wonder if you get the same result with roses...
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11/20/2012 09:29 PM
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believe it or not butt garlic is edible
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Fixed
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believe it or not but garlic is edible
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Not after it's been up your ass.
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Learn something new everyday!

Will a garlic bulb in my anal cavity come out on it's own?

I had a vaginal yeast infection that spread to my anus. I found several websites online that say a natural remedy for a yeast infection is to insert a garlic clove into the vagina or anus overnight, so I did. I put a sting through each clove for easy retrieval. At insertion, I got immediate relief from the yeast infection and by morning I'm pretty sure my infection was gone. The clove in my vagina came out fine. The one in my anus must have went further in throughout the course of the night and by morning there was no string left to pull the clove out. I've had several bowel movements since morning and no garlic as far as I can tell. I even took a laxative, which didn't seem to help. I'm pretty sure the garlic is still in there because my bowel movements smell strongly like garlic. Will the garlic bulb eventually come out on it's own?
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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.

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THOMAS PAINE (1737-1809)

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Re: Putting a clove of garlic in the ass kills parasites Pinworms and Candida
believe it or not butt garlic is edible
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Fixed
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This is why proper spelling is important.
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Re: Putting a clove of garlic in the ass kills parasites Pinworms and Candida
It also kills love.
You've met people just EATING garlic, haven't you ?
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02/09/2013 12:56 PM
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Garlic is the dog's bollocks!

It cure ever'thang!
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02/09/2013 01:00 PM
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Can we use the garlic for cooking afterwards?
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02/09/2013 01:02 PM
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The Red Army used garlic as an all-purpose antibiotic during WW2.

It worked pretty good.
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raw garlic would burn. js
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I tried it. I put tiny holes in the garlic clove, all around. Then I pushed it up my butt. It burns. I pushed it out in the toilet. It still stings, but it doesn't burn anymore.

I'm thinking of doing one clove per day for two weeks and see if garlic juice is enough of a deterrent.

Allium vegetables, particularly garlic exhibit a broad antibiotic spectrum against both gram-positive and gram negative bacteria. The inhibitory effect of garlic is depended on its concentration. Garlic has been used for hundreds of years to treat even fungal, parasitic and viral infections. Louis Pasteur was
the first to describe the antibacterial effect of onion and garlic juices.


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Re: Putting a clove of garlic in the ass kills parasites Pinworms and Candida
Punch holes in clove, use vaseline or olive oil and insert. Keep in until bowel movement, shower, then place another one in , do this for 7 days. Pinworms need oxygen, come out at night, make sure a new one inserted before bed time. Really works. Homosexuals may need multiple cloves due to damaged spincter.
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applause 1rof1
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10/05/2013 01:38 AM
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Garlic anal beads ftw!
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Garlic ky
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I doubt this, I doubt this is any different than eating Garlic.

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