I Poop alone

do the turds spell your name?

i do this title to my poop

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I can't imagine any other circumstance in which it might be appropriate to share this, so, here goes...

I am so shit-shy that if a guest is in my home, I cannot go. If it is jist me and my kids, if one of them opens the door and interrupts me, I have to stop an try again later. If I am an overnight guest in someone's home, and it can't be avoided, I will run the sink so nobody can hear my business. It is the sound that bugs me. I don't care if they can hardly breathe from the smell, bit if they can hear me, or even if I feel like they might, my butt tightens up like a boa and I can't go.

So, yeah. I poop alone.

Glad to get it off my chest.

I have to rearrange them in the windows paint program first.

i had just read a tragic story that had brought a tear to my eye just before i clicked onto this thread

I think this music would help me be regular in the morning.

Your a real class act you know that

Last Edited by TT MICHAEL TT on 11/20/2012 09:31 PM

But if to guys have to go in the 2 holer outhouse at deer camp what can you do?outher than wearing a button flap union suit

What you need is this


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Damn brother, this was touching. This was some real heart-to-heart mano-e-mano shit right there.

I know that I can rest assured that somewhere out there, there's somebody just like me, pooping in solidarity, silently in the dark, with the sink running.

I'm just going to go and cry now

Sorry it took me so long to reply, I had to go kick a small dog.

I thought I was alone, but I was on camera in the enclosed dumpster area.
I could tell by the reception I got when I went into the store to shop.

Now that's funny

You + are = you're

as in

You're much too stupid.