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I Poop alone

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2012 09:11 PM
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I Poop alone
verysad really sucks too

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11/20/2012 09:17 PM
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Re: I Poop alone
do the turds spell your name?
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11/20/2012 09:19 PM
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i do this title to my poop

[youtube [link to www.youtube.com]
Mycelium

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11/20/2012 09:19 PM
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I can't imagine any other circumstance in which it might be appropriate to share this, so, here goes...

I am so shit-shy that if a guest is in my home, I cannot go. If it is jist me and my kids, if one of them opens the door and interrupts me, I have to stop an try again later. If I am an overnight guest in someone's home, and it can't be avoided, I will run the sink so nobody can hear my business. It is the sound that bugs me. I don't care if they can hardly breathe from the smell, bit if they can hear me, or even if I feel like they might, my butt tightens up like a boa and I can't go.

So, yeah. I poop alone.

Glad to get it off my chest.
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do the turds spell your name?
 Quoting: Neoanderthal Man


I have to rearrange them in the windows paint program first.

pennywise
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11/20/2012 09:21 PM
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Re: I Poop alone
i had just read a tragic story that had brought a tear to my eye just before i clicked onto this thread

verysad
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11/20/2012 09:25 PM
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Re: I Poop alone
i do this title to my poop

[youtube [link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457378


I think this music would help me be regular in the morning.
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11/20/2012 09:27 PM
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Re: I Poop alone
i do this title to my poop

[youtube [link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457378


TT SGODi TT

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11/20/2012 09:31 PM
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Your a real class act you know that

Last Edited by TT MIC TT on 11/20/2012 09:31 PM
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11/20/2012 09:32 PM

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But if to guys have to go in the 2 holer outhouse at deer camp what can you do?outher than wearing a button flap union suit
A pissed off American veteran!
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11/20/2012 09:37 PM
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What you need is this


[link to www.funnieststuff.net]
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11/20/2012 09:38 PM
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Re: I Poop alone
I can't imagine any other circumstance in which it might be appropriate to share this, so, here goes...

I am so shit-shy that if a guest is in my home, I cannot go. If it is jist me and my kids, if one of them opens the door and interrupts me, I have to stop an try again later. If I am an overnight guest in someone's home, and it can't be avoided, I will run the sink so nobody can hear my business. It is the sound that bugs me. I don't care if they can hardly breathe from the smell, bit if they can hear me, or even if I feel like they might, my butt tightens up like a boa and I can't go.

So, yeah. I poop alone.

Glad to get it off my chest.
 Quoting: Mycelium


Damn brother, this was touching. This was some real heart-to-heart mano-e-mano shit right there.

I know that I can rest assured that somewhere out there, there's somebody just like me, pooping in solidarity, silently in the dark, with the sink running.

I'm just going to go and cry now

rivotears

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11/20/2012 09:41 PM
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Your a real class act you know that
 Quoting: TT SGODi TT


Sorry it took me so long to reply, I had to go kick a small dog.

haha
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11/20/2012 09:56 PM
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I thought I was alone, but I was on camera in the enclosed dumpster area.
I could tell by the reception I got when I went into the store to shop.
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11/20/2012 10:02 PM
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I thought I was alone, but I was on camera in the enclosed dumpster area.
I could tell by the reception I got when I went into the store to shop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27168536


Now that's funny
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11/20/2012 10:06 PM
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Your a real class act you know that
 Quoting: TT SGODi TT


You + are = you're

as in

You're much too stupid.
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11/20/2012 10:07 PM
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I thought I was alone, but I was on camera in the enclosed dumpster area.
I could tell by the reception I got when I went into the store to shop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27168536


rofl

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