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| Mr. Predictor Mod Emeritus User ID: 1032780 11/21/2012 01:57 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh shit... I just got word that American calendars will no longer be made after 2012. All printers will malfunction with the 2012 bug... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26820193 With out a calendar we will all die! Sheeeeeet!!!!!!!! Russ to the rescue ![]() In 2012 the Fandango Rangers prevented 23,653 attacks on the American people. 10% Internal Threats 20% International Terrorists 15% Obama zombies 30% Extraterrestrial 15% Extradimensional |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 8277144 11/21/2012 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Novelty Theory suggests that on December 21 of 2012 AD, at the coincidence of the moment of the solstice and the heliacal rising of the galactic center, levels of planetary novelty will exponentially increase. Theory does not make clear the nature of the ultranovel event, however. Speculation as to the nature of the encounter with the trans-dimensional object at the end of time includes the following:" Hyperspatial Breakthrough Planetesimal Impact Alien Contact Historical Metamorphosis Metamorphosis of Natural Law Solar Explosion Quasar Ignition at the Galactic Core [link to www.december212012.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3063163 11/21/2012 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Someone says something real, and the first thing the kids think is, "wait, no it's 2016 that the doom is coming now!".. I'm worried about the future as well, but not because of an impending doom, it's because of the internet generation of cat video watchers, children who don't repect honestly and real talk. You kids, you doomsters with no connection to your surroundings whatsoever... I'm scared that you'll all sit behind a television and cry doom instead of realizing you're the future. Don't even care how corny that sounds. It's true and it's scary. Go stream some porn, post your thoughts on Facebook and let the adults keep the sanity until we're too old to keep moving.. |
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| JimBomB User ID: 28194961 11/21/2012 03:05 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ![]() Self delusion can be a grand thing! MitakuyeOyasin! TPTB ARE THE MACHINE [link to youtu.be] [link to youtu.be] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24303692 11/21/2012 03:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL. I for one hope the thugs and Idiots all get taken away but thats just a fairy tale. Mother Earth is going to fix the overpopulation imbalance right quick. Needs to happen. Bye Bye City Dwellers. Your the ones using the most resources and making the most garbage and pollution. Your the thugs in my mind. See Ya! |
| Serenity777 User ID: 1129812 11/21/2012 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mayan Prophecy, Current world climate, Invasion of extraterestrials, Nuclear war....or it could be something more mundane then that... A loved one dies, You could be killed in an automobile accident, a sudden illness. Who knows.. Quoting: Hawk-02 Bottom line is life is short, and unpredictable.... but it is a blessing and a gift. You were granted a great oppurtunity to witness the beauty and amazement of life on earth, the oppening to witness the awe of the universe. Take the time over the next few days to reflect on yourself, your relationships, your connection to planet, and the universe. Realize how random, weird and lucky you were allowed the chance to feel emotions, and enjoy the senses. Appreciate. Love. Respect. Gratitude. ![]() Much RESPECT to you Universal Soul. watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion... |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 8980350 11/21/2012 03:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is that a tribal tattoo on your arm Hawk? One of those guys eh? LOL.... I often use that as an example of how all these kids getting inked up from head to toe will one day regret it. The tribal craze of the 90's. Now everyone laughs at the poor saps who got em. H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 7111119 11/21/2012 04:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mayan Prophecy, Current world climate, Invasion of extraterestrials, Nuclear war....or it could be something more mundane then that... A loved one dies, You could be killed in an automobile accident, a sudden illness. Who knows.. Quoting: Hawk-02 Bottom line is life is short, and unpredictable.... but it is a blessing and a gift. You were granted a great oppurtunity to witness the beauty and amazement of life on earth, the oppening to witness the awe of the universe. Take the time over the next few days to reflect on yourself, your relationships, your connection to planet, and the universe. Realize how random, weird and lucky you were allowed the chance to feel emotions, and enjoy the senses. Appreciate. Love. Respect. Gratitude. Those are very nice thoughts, thanks for the reminder at Thanksgiving time. |
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| geminilion User ID: 12895036 11/21/2012 06:59 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way." Heraclitus |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 22899606 11/21/2012 07:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mayan Prophecy, Current world climate, Invasion of extraterestrials, Nuclear war....or it could be something more mundane then that... A loved one dies, You could be killed in an automobile accident, a sudden illness. Who knows.. Quoting: Hawk-02 Bottom line is life is short, and unpredictable.... but it is a blessing and a gift. You were granted a great oppurtunity to witness the beauty and amazement of life on earth, the oppening to witness the awe of the universe. Take the time over the next few days to reflect on yourself, your relationships, your connection to planet, and the universe. Realize how random, weird and lucky you were allowed the chance to feel emotions, and enjoy the senses. Appreciate. Love. Respect. Gratitude. DOOOOM ON! Every day is a potential DOOMSDAY! Thanks Haaawk for enligthening me with this knowlegde. ![]() |
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| Arial721 User ID: 24289757 11/21/2012 07:45 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | VERY heartfelt post.... Blessing to you for reminding us all about LIFE..... To LIFE ! ![]() I was just in bed watching the sun over the water and the further condos where I live... there was such a beautiful reflection of GOLDEN LIGHTs over the building and water hitting the far side of Boca Ciega Bay.... I was just this AM thinking what a great BLESSING to live on the water.. and see our sun rise and daily changes of the boats and people on the Island in front of our home. IT is such a blessing daily to be on the water..... like being on vacation at a resort. We purchased this condo when the home values crashed... it was far more expesive than we could have afforded 5 years ago... as the prices had dropped almost in half. It is a good investment because the prices are going up again now. Boca Ciega Bay in South Pasadena Florida is a HIDDEN SECRET of BEAUTY. I have lived on the Gulf of Mexico and now the bay and of the two I love this place. Living on the Gulf of Mexico is very LOUD ... the ocean is constantly flowing and no matter where you go in your home with the sliging doors shut.. you still hear the LOUD ocean sounds. Also, at night on the Gulf it is pitch black. Whereas, on Boca Ciega Bay we see Lights.. and a Yacht that goes out 3 days a week filled with the sounds of people living their dreams. Belive it or not, we also see people skiing on the water in the middle of the night... On the 8th.. we will see the Christmas Parade of boats... it come right in to our boat dock... and parade of boats decorated with lights and sounds of the Holidy cheer ! Ok... I had said enough... WOW.... I live in PARADISE! SMile. ![]() ![]() Mayan Prophecy, Current world climate, Invasion of extraterestrials, Nuclear war....or it could be something more mundane then that... A loved one dies, You could be killed in an automobile accident, a sudden illness. Who knows.. Quoting: Hawk-02 Bottom line is life is short, and unpredictable.... but it is a blessing and a gift. You were granted a great oppurtunity to witness the beauty and amazement of life on earth, the oppening to witness the awe of the universe. Take the time over the next few days to reflect on yourself, your relationships, your connection to planet, and the universe. Realize how random, weird and lucky you were allowed the chance to feel emotions, and enjoy the senses. Appreciate. Love. Respect. Gratitude. Last Edited by Sara13 on 11/21/2012 08:35 AM |
| Gunnz, lots of Gunnz User ID: 27504043 11/21/2012 07:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a sudden illness, which went onto an N.D.E. Very intense and serious. Not quite back to normal but almost there. What changed? I think your better off dead or some other place than being trapped here on this demented planet of shit (which is why it exists on the outer plane of the galaxy with all the other shit floating around). There really is no reason to be here. Freedom and love does not exist here. 1 of those is an illusion, the other is created by illusions. Corp/o/Ration A Single Entity (group with the same paragon) Restricting consumption of scarce commodities. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6418263 11/21/2012 07:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2016. NEXT OFFICIAL DOOMDATE WHEN DEC. 21 2012 FAILS! DOOM: THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. I don't think there will be electricity and internet after 2012 ends. ...for most people. Its not that it won't be there, it just won't be affordable once The Kenyan gets done destroying America. He's training the people (at least a big portion of them) that you can get a free lunch. But when the productive class realizes that they're being fukced and decide to belly up to the bar of government freebies, there will be one final round of "tax the shit out of anyone who owns anything" and then it will be over. Those that own land better have allodial title or they'll take it. ...and you better have guns to preotect yourself. The dependent class will come at you like pirahnas to take what they think you owe them: everything. My plan: look like a pauper. Have massive hidden supplies. Own lots of land with allodial title. Have fun, bitches, while you suffer and die, I'll be using my EBT to bank hundreds of pounds of rice, beans and canned goods. Sheoples is so duuuuuummmmm! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12855468 11/21/2012 07:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mayan Prophecy, Current world climate, Invasion of extraterestrials, Nuclear war....or it could be something more mundane then that... A loved one dies, You could be killed in an automobile accident, a sudden illness. Who knows.. Quoting: Hawk-02 Bottom line is life is short, and unpredictable.... but it is a blessing and a gift. You were granted a great oppurtunity to witness the beauty and amazement of life on earth, the oppening to witness the awe of the universe. Take the time over the next few days to reflect on yourself, your relationships, your connection to planet, and the universe. Realize how random, weird and lucky you were allowed the chance to feel emotions, and enjoy the senses. Appreciate. Love. Respect. Gratitude. doom is postponed until we are down to the last melon |