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Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!

 
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11/20/2012 10:32 PM
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Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
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11/20/2012 10:34 PM
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shocked shocked
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11/20/2012 10:36 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
If you Live Near the New Madrid Fault Line, LEAVE!!
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11/20/2012 10:37 PM
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11/20/2012 10:38 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Aliens need to blow up earth. save us from ourselves.
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11/20/2012 10:39 PM
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Aliens need to blow up earth. save us from ourselves.
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Yeah...
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11/20/2012 10:41 PM

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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
I think Hagel wants to get it on with Valugua.. but she´s being bitchy, won´t let him taste the honeybee..

groucho

My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email
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There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
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11/20/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
If you Live Near the New Madrid Fault Line, LEAVE!!
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AM I SAFE IN NY?
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
If you Live Near the New Madrid Fault Line, LEAVE!!
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AM I SAFE IN NY?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26713336


Yes.
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11/20/2012 10:43 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
I think Hagel wants to get it on with Valugua.. but she´s being bitchy, won´t let him taste the honeybee..

groucho

My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email
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 Quoting: Artaius


Valugua isn't a Female.
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11/20/2012 10:47 PM

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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
I think Hagel wants to get it on with Valugua.. but she´s being bitchy, won´t let him taste the honeybee..

groucho

My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294

 Quoting: Artaius


Hagel is Valuguas evil twin.
Hagel forces Valugua to lie and type the emails.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

DEAL WITH IT. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. RESPECT MINE.
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bump
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11/20/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
If you Live Near the New Madrid Fault Line, LEAVE!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


AM I SAFE IN NY?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26713336


Yes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


BUT WHAT IF THE GREAT LAKES EMPTY OUT INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO, THE LAKES EMPTY COULD FLOOD NY
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11/20/2012 10:55 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


So all these other quite obvious things the PTB have been doing all these years pointing to this you ignored..but now that some little green butt prober has told ya you are suddenly ALL EARS?

LOLOLOL!!!


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11/20/2012 10:57 PM
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KING YAHSHUA AND YAHWEHS PRINCESS SAY hagel and valugua are two homo sexual DEMONS that like to come to GLP and let every body know they are FALSE PROPHETS!fightshitstreamsideways
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11/20/2012 11:05 PM
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SG=fail
Artaius

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11/20/2012 11:06 PM

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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Hagel doesn´t know yet.
Will be such a surprise...

Valugua isn't a Female.
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There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
[Louis L'Amour]

~ A r c t u r u s
Artaius

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11/20/2012 11:11 PM

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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
And that´s only one little piece of this beautiful story.
My offline carrier pigeon walrus friends Mambo and Jambo have told me, there´s more to come and we should be excited.

Hagel is Valuguas evil twin.
Hagel forces Valugua to lie and type the emails.
 Quoting: natasha77


Last Edited by A r c t u r u s on 11/20/2012 11:12 PM
There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
[Louis L'Amour]

~ A r c t u r u s
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11/20/2012 11:15 PM

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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
OP, Trying to mock SolarGuardian?

"You're doing it rite"
All great truths begin as Blasphemies.
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11/21/2012 01:26 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
he sounds like he should be yelling it from the school ground baseball field.
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11/21/2012 01:29 AM

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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
OP, Trying to mock SolarGuardian?

"You're doing it rite"
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


Op didn't say Bagel and Vagina.
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11/21/2012 01:29 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
this post is repeating (and both are on the top 20... Why?)
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11/21/2012 01:33 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294

Why would they go to that extreme and destroy infrastructure when the objective has already been met?
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11/21/2012 01:36 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
cruise If they tell you what you just posted, you should rather call them Bagel and Vulva.
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11/21/2012 01:40 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Well don't let God know about this... He will be upset about it. He might do something...
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11/21/2012 01:42 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
You should ask Hagel and Valugua why you are such a dipshit.
"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington
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11/21/2012 01:42 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Who ever pinned this should not encourage the delusions of a psychotic episode.

Also, There is a little alien that lives inside my penis that tells me this is going to happen.
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11/21/2012 01:47 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Hagel and Valugua ... right again!

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11/21/2012 01:48 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Who ever pinned this should not encourage the delusions of a psychotic episode.

Also, There is a little alien that lives inside my penis that tells me this is going to happen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21517034


rofl
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11/21/2012 02:05 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Is Texas (Dallas Area) safe do you think from this sort of event?