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Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!

 
Kirk

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11/21/2012 02:18 AM

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last time there was a significant event, live trees were toppled by the motion. The Mississippi flowed backwards for, I think, 2 days. A quake like that with our infrastructure - I don't think you could rescue them before they starved to death or got Cholera.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
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lolcruisecruise
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11/21/2012 02:29 AM
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but the milk just gave a speech to the jogging termites who cheered wildly.
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11/21/2012 02:32 AM
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If you Live Near the New Madrid Fault Line, LEAVE!!
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Oh, it's New Madrid now? I thought it was Spain.

Let me know when you change your mind and Idaho has a fantasy earthquake so I can shit my pants.
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11/21/2012 02:39 AM
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My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email,
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norespect

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11/21/2012 02:39 AM
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U telling me a story with a HAG, aVULVA and HERP??? OMG! granny butt spank
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11/21/2012 02:48 AM
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BAGEL AND VULVA AT IT AGAIN!

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Gone bezerkin...
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11/21/2012 02:49 AM
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My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


huffy

You must think by using the Anonymous option that we somehow don't know whom you are. RIGHT?

I guess you're thinking that, maybe this way, you'll somehow FOOL some people and generate an audience to your threads since everyone pegged that last avatar of yours with unfortunate "failure."

Am I right??? Intentionally misleading people is VERY naughty...

Look man...We KNOW who you are. This will be your 1,000th straight fail on GLP using the same identical idea every time. Even worse...now you're attempting to use information which has occurred to somehow line it up with this "plot-line" of yours.

Its too bad that you're this far gone...There's no hope for "logic" to create some sort of bridge between us. I just cannot BELIEVE that you're still attempting this.

But, that's the "cartoon" aspect to this reality. wink

Last Edited by Serenity777 on 11/21/2012 03:15 AM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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11/21/2012 02:52 AM
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My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


lolcruisecruise
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just like we're laughing at YOU, tard
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Here's hagel & Valugua
LOLE

Last Edited by JimBomB on 11/21/2012 02:55 AM
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My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


lolcruisecruise
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just like we're laughing at YOU, tard
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ohyeah

SURE...How many times have your "online friends" been correct?

What was that again???

I'll remind you...0. They've had absolutely NO SUCCESS in predicting the future. Not one thing has come to fruition that these supposed "contacts" have given you to post here. Those are pretty low percentages of accuracy for anyone to take seriously.

Sorry...

Last Edited by Serenity777 on 11/21/2012 02:59 AM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
Serenity777

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11/21/2012 03:10 AM
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My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


And...what's your time frame? -Because just about everyone on GLP KNOWS that there are FEMA CAMPS, and just about EVERYONE knows about the conspiracy of the "NWO." If you haven't noticed, almost half of the country already believe that Obama is the "anti-christ," Therefore, Hagel and Valugua weren't disclosing any evidence that hasn't been thrown around the forums over and over or discussed as ghost stories at a campfire.

Also...tell us more about the economy. What is the "situation" that will bring it down? What will be the movement that day in terms of trade? What will go UP? And what will go down???

Also...are Hagel and Valugua familiar with what "Communism" actually is? Do Hagle and Valugua actually mean Totalitarian Fascism? Because...if it were genuinely "COMMUNIST," that would mean that the "proletariat" (i.e. you and me) would have actually WON against the Elitists attempting to take over through "Corporatist" practices. wink

Hint: True communism would never be infected by Corporatism nor Dictatorship. [link to www.marxists.org]

-However...ALL ISMS to me are ridiculous. You're literally trying to determine which philosophy to RULE each other with. It sounds to me as if your Hagel and Gretyl have been listening to too much MAINSTREAM MEDIA to be trusted and maybe should get on a healthy diet of "meditation and relaxation."

Eternal LOVE to Hansel, Gretyl, and their inventor....YOU.

Last Edited by Serenity777 on 11/21/2012 03:12 AM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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11/21/2012 03:19 AM
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If you Live Near the New Madrid Fault Line, LEAVE!!
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AM I SAFE IN NY?
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Yes.
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How can he be safe in NY if China and Russia are going to invade? Can you show us the alien email?

bsflag
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11/21/2012 03:22 AM
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who? fagul and vulva?
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11/21/2012 03:25 AM
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If you Live Near the New Madrid Fault Line, LEAVE!!
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AM I SAFE IN NY?
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Yes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


If china, russia and cuba come over and spear us with there bayonets per another article earlier today, we are safe nowhere.
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
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11/21/2012 03:27 AM
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THIS is pinned? C'mon mods. Do work, son.
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11/21/2012 03:56 AM
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Better then Billions dying I guess!
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11/21/2012 05:31 AM
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coffee4

So, any new E mails??
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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11/21/2012 05:34 AM
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stop smoking pot, or use of any drugs
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11/21/2012 05:43 AM
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have you seen my baseball?
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11/21/2012 05:45 AM

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Just read my signature...
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11/21/2012 05:47 AM
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stop smoking pot, or use of any drugs
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Actually, the twins are destined to become very famous!
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11/21/2012 05:55 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Good luck to Russia and China controlling and subduing this population of entitled, lazy, spoiled, mindless, unmotivated, materialistic, and out-of-shape citizenry.

The whining coming from our out-of-control youth and teens alone will be enough to turn their troops and warships back around in a flash.

Forget any actual "drones," our most lethal weapon is the drone of our video-game and i-everything numbed out youth who need this, want that, don't want to work/focus/be responsible/do anything but TWEET.

Believe it.
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My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


wall street bankers created communism , Russia is no longer Communist .... so what in the fuckingfuck are you talking about ?
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11/21/2012 06:00 AM
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I think Hagel wants to get it on with Valugua.. but she´s being bitchy, won´t let him taste the honeybee..

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 Quoting: Artaius


Hagel is Valuguas evil twin.
Hagel forces Valugua to lie and type the emails.
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ohyeahcruisecruisecruisecruisecruise
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My regards to Bagel and Vagina. dasbier
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My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


2 days ago H & V sent you an email that a comet hit the Sun and it will create a 15 EQ, yesterday H & V sent you an email saying a 9 EQ will hit Africa and create a tsunami that will hit NY 4 billion will die and today H & V sends you an email that teh Madrid fault is being hit by HAARP etc....mate you should change your email address.
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this thread

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11/21/2012 06:13 AM
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My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


LOL!!! Thats som funny shit!! " My Alien online Contacts"HA HA where do you people come up with this shit!!!LOL!
natasha77

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11/21/2012 06:16 AM
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Here's hagel & Valugua
LOLE
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Wow, Hillary is really admiring those girls!
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