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Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2012 06:20 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
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Call Fox Mulder immediately!
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2012 07:38 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Tell Hagel and Valugua to stop lying ot they will die. I am tired of waiting.
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11/21/2012 08:02 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
I think Hagel wants to get it on with Valugua.. but she´s being bitchy, won´t let him taste the honeybee..

groucho

My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294

 Quoting: Artaius


Hagel is Valuguas evil twin.
Hagel forces Valugua to lie and type the emails.
 Quoting: natasha77


Hagel's arch nemesis is Bagel.

He is a brianless moran.
~Spaze*Man~

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11/21/2012 08:18 AM

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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Valugua will save us from this disaster with her sexy russian accent.
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2012 08:20 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
OP, Trying to mock SolarGuardian?

"You're doing it rite"
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Op didn't say Bagel and Vagina.
 Quoting: Mwalk


rofl
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2012 08:22 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
You lost me at "My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email".....Jesus whats wrong with you...lol.
my name is 905

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11/21/2012 11:24 AM

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You lost me at "My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email".....Jesus whats wrong with you...lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4914062


Well, at least OP's Alien contacts are online, mine still send me hand written notes, carried by a runner with a cleft stick. I still prefer that method to the old "put it in a cannister and insert it while the subject sleeps" method.



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11/21/2012 03:48 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
bump
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2012 03:59 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
If you Live Near the New Madrid Fault Line, LEAVE!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


AM I SAFE IN NY?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26713336


Yes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


What about Portland, OR?
natasha77

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11/21/2012 06:15 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
If you Live Near the New Madrid Fault Line, LEAVE!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


AM I SAFE IN NY?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26713336


Yes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


What about Portland, OR?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28220927


Run
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
natasha77

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11/21/2012 06:16 PM
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SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2012 06:19 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Question... why does Hagel and valugua not help STOP this madness???

My Alien online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have Sent me an Email, Stating that the United States Government is Using Haarp To take out the New Madrid Fault Line, The Government Today Created a 3.6 Earthquake in Illinois to Help Unstable the Fault Line. According to Hagel and Valugua, United States President, Barack Obama, has Ordered the United States Government to do this so it will Kill Millions of People, Weaken our National Defences And Collapse our Economy so China, Russia and Cuba can take Over the United States and Turn it into a Communist Nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294
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11/21/2012 06:20 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
Is Texas (Dallas Area) safe do you think from this sort of event?
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Completely safe.
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11/21/2012 10:17 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


if you can keep this 100 percent accuracy up for a few more years , you will definitely have die-hard followers just like the Z and their queenie.

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