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How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2012 12:21 AM
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How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Most awkward convo ever?
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11/21/2012 12:23 AM

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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Someone dropped the puppet and it shredded up by dogs backstage? :gdb:
You ever see Ranger Batman in his batman costume, very dapper. Do you like 3 siren alerts? --Hawk-02
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11/21/2012 12:23 AM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
The fuck did elmo do this time ?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
My kid said "daddy, why is Elmo in trouble?"
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11/21/2012 12:24 AM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Why would you say anything?

When I was a little kid, I really liked Milli Vanilli. Then when it came out that they were lipsynching all their songs, mom and dad gradually started to slowly take away the tapes. But they didn't tell me they were a bunch of frauds. Forgot all about them eventually, moved onto other things.
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Stop trolling for one thing.

And how would your kids know that the man that was the voice for Elmo is in trouble?
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11/21/2012 12:26 AM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
My kid said "daddy, why is Elmo in trouble?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19522050


Just tell him elmo is in trouble because someone blurted the secret that I told you never to tell about the special hugs I give you. See why it must be a secret now?
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11/21/2012 12:28 AM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Elmo didn't do it, his puppeteer did. No conversation needed.
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11/21/2012 12:29 AM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Tell him elmo fucking slaughtered santa and made a pie out of an elf , then gangfucked jesus with bigbird on heroin and speed.

banana2

Tie him to a chair and make him watch all the SAW movies , then buy a jigsaw doll and put it in his room when he`s sleeping

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11/21/2012 12:29 AM
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Tell them Elmo is a closet queer and they need to watch bugs bunny instead. Bugs won't suck anything but carrots.
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11/21/2012 12:30 AM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Why would you say anything?

When I was a little kid, I really liked Milli Vanilli. Then when it came out that they were lipsynching all their songs, mom and dad gradually started to slowly take away the tapes. But they didn't tell me they were a bunch of frauds. Forgot all about them eventually, moved onto other things.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28081453


Rofl are you serious?!
All this has happened before, and will happen again.
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11/21/2012 12:31 AM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
You really this fucking stupid? What a DUMBASS!
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11/21/2012 12:31 AM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
My kid said "daddy, why is Elmo in trouble?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19522050


Just tell him elmo is in trouble because someone blurted the secret that I told you never to tell about the special hugs I give you. See why it must be a secret now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16401932


Too funny. Way too funny.
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11/21/2012 01:02 PM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
He is a furry .. or into being a furry plain and simple ..
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11/21/2012 01:44 PM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Why don't you be upfront about it? It might save him from some real freak in the future?
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11/21/2012 01:45 PM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Tell them the truth;

Elmo is the fall guy for Saville to keep the eyes off the royal family.
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11/21/2012 01:47 PM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
just tell them elmo likes to poke boys that look like girls and its all normal. Being gay is normal and feels great. LOL!
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11/21/2012 01:49 PM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Tell them it's not Elmo's fault. It's the guy that had his hand up Elmo's butt.
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11/21/2012 01:49 PM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Most awkward convo ever?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19522050


tell them elmo likes to fuck the tights asshole possible and likes to play with testicles.
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11/21/2012 01:50 PM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Elmo didn't do it, his puppeteer did. No conversation needed.
 Quoting: gr00vygibson


This......I would not bother with it. Tell your kids nothing happened.
:kitten on fence:
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11/21/2012 02:01 PM
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Kinda perfect timing eh?

Doesn't Obama want Sesame St. off the air?
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Re: How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?
Then when it came out that they were lipsynching all their songs, mom and dad gradually started to slowly take away the tapes.
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(Why, I'm curious?)

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