How do I talk to my kids about what Elmo did?

The fuck did elmo do this time ?

My kid said "daddy, why is Elmo in trouble?"

Why would you say anything?

When I was a little kid, I really liked Milli Vanilli. Then when it came out that they were lipsynching all their songs, mom and dad gradually started to slowly take away the tapes. But they didn't tell me they were a bunch of frauds. Forgot all about them eventually, moved onto other things.

Stop trolling for one thing.

And how would your kids know that the man that was the voice for Elmo is in trouble?

Just tell him elmo is in trouble because someone blurted the secret that I told you never to tell about the special hugs I give you. See why it must be a secret now?

Elmo didn't do it, his puppeteer did. No conversation needed.

Tell him elmo fucking slaughtered santa and made a pie out of an elf , then gangfucked jesus with bigbird on heroin and speed.



Tie him to a chair and make him watch all the SAW movies , then buy a jigsaw doll and put it in his room when he`s sleeping

Tell them Elmo is a closet queer and they need to watch bugs bunny instead. Bugs won't suck anything but carrots.

Rofl are you serious?!

You really this fucking stupid? What a DUMBASS!

Too funny. Way too funny.

He is a furry .. or into being a furry plain and simple ..

Why don't you be upfront about it? It might save him from some real freak in the future?

Tell them the truth;

Elmo is the fall guy for Saville to keep the eyes off the royal family.

just tell them elmo likes to poke boys that look like girls and its all normal. Being gay is normal and feels great. LOL!

Tell them it's not Elmo's fault. It's the guy that had his hand up Elmo's butt.

tell them elmo likes to fuck the tights asshole possible and likes to play with testicles.

This......I would not bother with it. Tell your kids nothing happened.

Kinda perfect timing eh?

Doesn't Obama want Sesame St. off the air?

(Why, I'm curious?)