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I have a very loud ghost

 
The Light Under the Door
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11/21/2012 03:15 AM

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I have a very loud ghost
I've never been the best at sleeping. There are plenty of reasons for that. A lifetime's worth of PTSD for starters and getting woken up in the middle of the night for just plain weirdness often, but last night was just odd.

In the middle of the night I heard footsteps of someone heavy with shoes on in the hall. They sounded male. So, being a light sleeper I sit up to look. My bedroom door immediately closes with force like someone pulled it shut. It's on badly installed carpet..closing it like that takes real effort to accomplish. To me it felt like an angry closing of the door, like they had work to accomplish and were sick of trying to sneak around and my noticing..hard to explain why, that's just what it felt like.

So I get up to investigate. I wander the house. When I walk into the living room I see a badly camouflaged person crouched over by the television, but I ignore them because I'm half asleep and they're camouflaged and I really have no idea why else..fear maybe?
So I go back to bed and try to keep an eye on the hallway but I keep falling asleep every 30 seconds or so. Like I'm drugged, or like it's 4 AM; but even then you would think I would have a touch of adrenaline still running through my veins...guess not.

The dreams were odd after that.

I so need coffee and a better security system.
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11/21/2012 03:26 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
thats called a burgular.and one thats crap at hiding at that.
lol,im joking.not sure what to make of that one except next time kick him on the way past and see what happens.
tell him how you like your coffee and to hurry up.If hes going to hang out at your house he better start pulling his weight lol.
GeordieLegend

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11/21/2012 03:31 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
You have someone living in your Attic.
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11/21/2012 03:35 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
You really should get something on your doors to bar them on the inside not requiring a key. Like those hotel restraint things in catalogs. Can you get a dog?

Who has keys? Have you 'lost' your keys since you lived there? You may have been drugged by an aerial inhalant or something you ingested - especially if you have a specific food or drink before bed. Any needle marks on your body or weird taste in your mouth when you woke up?

Anything missing or rearranged in your place? Anything new?

Be careful.
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
thats called a burgular.and one thats crap at hiding at that.
lol,im joking.not sure what to make of that one except next time kick him on the way past and see what happens.
tell him how you like your coffee and to hurry up.If hes going to hang out at your house he better start pulling his weight lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28169811


Lol, yeah. I just need to learn how to take advantage of these things.

You have someone living in your Attic.
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


We do have some extremely loud rats up there. They move furniture. I was wondering if I gas them and they end up being human if I'll somehow be responsible.
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11/21/2012 03:37 AM
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I was wondering if I gas them and they end up being human if I'll somehow be responsible.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


...only one way to find out...
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11/21/2012 03:43 AM

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Re: I have a very loud ghost
You really should get something on your doors to bar them on the inside not requiring a key. Like those hotel restraint things in catalogs. Can you get a dog?

Who has keys? Have you 'lost' your keys since you lived there? You may have been drugged by an aerial inhalant or something you ingested - especially if you have a specific food or drink before bed. Any needle marks on your body or weird taste in your mouth when you woke up?

Anything missing or rearranged in your place? Anything new?

Be careful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4714791


On the inhalant subject...oddly enough we had someone run up to our door in the middle of the night a few nights prior, open the mail flap and then run and drive off. I got up (I would kill for uninterrupted sleep) and checked and there was a slightly odd smell/feeling so I aired out the place. I have no idea what that one was about. Maybe the two were connected. Bleh, that's all I need is some 4 AM creepers.

I may have to do something about the door.
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11/21/2012 03:52 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
You really should get something on your doors to bar them on the inside not requiring a key. Like those hotel restraint things in catalogs. Can you get a dog?

Who has keys? Have you 'lost' your keys since you lived there? You may have been drugged by an aerial inhalant or something you ingested - especially if you have a specific food or drink before bed. Any needle marks on your body or weird taste in your mouth when you woke up?

Anything missing or rearranged in your place? Anything new?

Be careful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4714791


On the inhalant subject...oddly enough we had someone run up to our door in the middle of the night a few nights prior, open the mail flap and then run and drive off. I got up (I would kill for uninterrupted sleep) and checked and there was a slightly odd smell/feeling so I aired out the place. I have no idea what that one was about. Maybe the two were connected. Bleh, that's all I need is some 4 AM creepers.

I may have to do something about the door.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


Please be careful. Its possible that was an unsuccessful first attempt. They drove by and could tell you were up and called it off. Maybe last night they made entry.





Can you seal the mail flap and get a different kind of post box? How did
you wind up where you are living? Do you trust who you live with if you live with anybody?



you wind up where you are living?
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11/21/2012 04:53 AM

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Re: I have a very loud ghost
Please be careful. Its possible that was an unsuccessful first attempt. They drove by and could tell you were up and called it off. Maybe last night they made entry.

Can you seal the mail flap and get a different kind of post box? How did
you wind up where you are living? Do you trust who you live with if you live with anybody?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4714791


Thanks for the idea about the mail flap. I'll think of something..after a nap when I can think again.
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11/21/2012 08:06 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
Did you notice the thread about mods got deleted? I thought we were in a ban free time!?
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11/21/2012 08:12 AM
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What did it say?
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11/21/2012 08:16 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
i would have shot the fucking thing

if i find something other than my family in my home late at nite

they get da boom

then the dogs eat the leftovers
GeordieLegend

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11/21/2012 08:27 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
i would have shot the fucking thing

if i find something other than my family in my home late at nite

they get da boom

then the dogs eat the leftovers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27993060


...even Santa Claus..?
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11/21/2012 08:32 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
Make some orgonite OP, see how that works out for you. You'll get rid of the very loud ghost and you'll sleep easier.

[link to www.orgonewarriors.com]
hf
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11/21/2012 08:33 AM

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Re: I have a very loud ghost
i would have shot the fucking thing

if i find something other than my family in my home late at nite

they get da boom

then the dogs eat the leftovers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27993060


...even Santa Claus..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Poor Santa :(
Laura Bow

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11/21/2012 08:38 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
You have someone living in your Attic.
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


This could be it. There was one story I heard personally where the woman thought her visitor was a ghost and asked us for advice. It turned out to be a homeless person living in the attic!

ahhh
GeordieLegend

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11/21/2012 08:44 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
You have someone living in your Attic.
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


This could be it. There was one story I heard personally where the woman thought her visitor was a ghost and asked us for advice. It turned out to be a homeless person living in the attic!

ahhh
 Quoting: Laura Bow


I've seen it a few times. People set up video cameras through the night and caught them coming down into the kitchen to make themselves something to eat.

Put a bolt on your attic door, see what happens.
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Laura Bow

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11/21/2012 09:04 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
You have someone living in your Attic.
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


This could be it. There was one story I heard personally where the woman thought her visitor was a ghost and asked us for advice. It turned out to be a homeless person living in the attic!

ahhh
 Quoting: Laura Bow


I've seen it a few times. People set up video cameras through the night and caught them coming down into the kitchen to make themselves something to eat.

Put a bolt on your attic door, see what happens.
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Man, I cannot even IMAGINE having that happen!! Then again, I have really big dogs, I don't think someone would be trying to sneak around here lol Actually, I think I've seen articles in the news about it as well, it probably happens more often than we know.
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
Okay, so some combination of:
Attic lock, mail flap sealing, gas mask, baseball bat, rat poison, dog, and door stop.

The dog thing doesn't usually work so well if it's a regular visitor..they just befriend the dog and give it better treats than you do.

This could be entertaining.
I know I should be more concerned and in the middle of the night I was. But at this hour it almost seems like a challenge.
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
I was sitting in my living room late one night recently when someone I didn't know just walked in through the front door.

Sure, they were probably just high and disoriented, but I can't help thinking that maybe they thought I would be the one high and disoriented and they knew exactly what they were doing.

So, am I being overly paranoid, or is there a pattern being established here?
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02/05/2013 06:27 AM
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Re: I have a very loud ghost
What do you mean by "badly camouflaged"?
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What do you mean by "badly camouflaged"?
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I don't even remember what I referred to as "badly camouflaged" now really.
It looked like there was someone huddled in the shadows, their form was obviously solid and human shaped and not the shadow of the coffee table. I chose to turn around and ignore it rather than deal with it. I'm actually more concerned by my reaction than I am by the fact they were there. Like when a person literally wandered into my house recently, it was like I was expecting them. The first thing I did was look at him and ask "can I help you?" without ever even standing up or physically recoiling from the oddness. I was almost grateful that they were standing right there instead of sneaking around.

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