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Laura Bow
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Video here -

[link to www.washingtonpost.com]

lol @ the guy who tried thawing his turkey with an electric blanket! So, to avoid some turkey doom here are some links that may help -


Butterball Twitter - [link to twitter.com (secure)]

Butterball Facebook - [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]


Phone Number: 1-800-BUTTERBALL (1-800-288-8372). The Butterball® Turkey Talk-Line is open annually in November and December.

FAQ which I'm sure would apply to any type of frozen turkey, not just Butterball (personally I do fresh brined) -

[link to www.butterball.com]


For those that may have forgotten to take your turkey out to thaw:
Yes, you can safely cook a frozen Thanksgiving turkey — but with a few restrictions. Keep these factors in mind when cooking a frozen Thanksgiving turkey:

Cooking method. You can cook the bird in the oven, but don't grill, smoke, microwave or deep-fry a frozen Thanksgiving turkey. Grilling and deep-frying use higher temperatures that will quickly cook and char the bird on the outside but leave the inside undone or only partially cooked, increasing the risk of foodborne illness. Smoking generally uses temperatures that are too low and take too long for the frozen turkey to fully cook, also increasing the risk of food poisoning. Microwaving also isn't a safe option because it cooks a frozen bird unevenly. Oven bags aren't recommended for frozen turkeys because they can be unsafe — at some point you will need to remove the giblets, and contaminated juices may be spilled or scalding steam can burn you.

More at [link to www.mayoclinic.com]






Some more tips below...


Thanksgiving food science: Five holiday flubs explained

[link to www.washingtonpost.com]


24 Make-Ahead Thanksgiving Recipes

[link to www.realsimple.com]

Thanksgiving Food Preparation Tips- 2012: Helpful Links

NOTE: Turkey meat will be safely cooked when the internal temperature reaches 165° F; however, the meat may still be slightly pink. Some people prefer cooking turkey to a higher temperature (whole turkey to 180°F in the innermost part of the thigh; turkey breasts to 170° F in the thickest part) for meat that is more well done.

[link to food.unl.edu]



I love cooking for the holidays, but not all do! So for those that don't, here's a REALLY EASY way to get it done, but make sure you have a bottle of whiskey on hand for this (I prefer Jim Beam Black).

How to cook a turkey


Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Cup of Beer Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!


dance Happy Thanksgiving! dance

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Wayne's Cranberry Sauce
Recipe courtesy Paula Deen, Lady & Sons - Savannah, GA
Ingredients

1 cup sugar
1 cup water
1 (16-ounce) bag fresh cranberries
1 cup chopped apple
1 cup chopped walnuts
1/2 cup raisins
1/4 cup Grand Marnier
1/2 orange, juiced
1/2 lemon, juiced
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon nutmeg, freshly grated


More [link to www.foodnetwork.com]
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Record Number of Americans Will Use Food Stamps For Thanksgiving...
[link to www.usnews.com]
A pissed off American veteran!
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Record Number of Americans Will Use Food Stamps For Thanksgiving...
[link to www.usnews.com]
 Quoting: ar-15 nut


Wow, I read about that yesterday...unbelievable...from your link:


The Food Stamp Challenge, which challenges higher-income families to live as if they are on food stamps, estimates that a person on food stamps has a budget of about $1.25 per meal. In other words, a family on food stamps must buy an entire meal per person for less than the cost of an average cup of coffee.

Hmmm, because it varies by state, is it actually $1.25 per meal per person? That's $3.75 per day, which works out to $26.25 per week. On this thread I posted, the Newark mayor was saying $35 per week.


Thread: Newark Mayor Cory Booker agrees to live off food stamps for a MONTH

That's a bit of a difference...
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Thanksgiving bump...
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Traditional Thanksgiving Stuffing Recipe
Ingredients

4 tablespoons butter or non-dairy margarine to keep it dairy-free
1 medium onion, chopped
3 celery stalks, cut crosswise in 1/4″ slices
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dry thyme
10 cups dried unseasoned bread cubes (found in the bread section at the grocery store)
1 1/2 cups chicken or vegetable broth
1 egg
Optional garnish: 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped


More at [link to savorysweetlife.com]
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mashed potato bump...
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Just got the brining solution done a bit ago, it's covering my turkey and he's marinating until tomorrow afternoon!

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Thanksgiving bump! Going to be baking my pumpkin soon so it can be turned into pie later on today :)
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Nice. I'm only in charge of the pies this year. I'm making a pumpkin, a blueberry, and a black bottom pie all from scratch this morning.

Happy Thanksgiving Day!
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turkey
Tell me what this tastes like...
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microwave on high for 5 hours.......
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microwave on high for 5 hours.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23011194


LOL...years ago I nuked a turkey. I just entered in how much it weighed and selected a combination of convection and microwave and it came out great! Perfectly brown and didn't dry out at all.
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Thanksgiving bump...
 Quoting: Laura Bow

Laura: is that a Belgian shepherd in your avatar. Beautiful looking dog.

Happy Thanksgiving day to you & yours.
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Thanksgiving bump...
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Laura: is that a Belgian shepherd in your avatar. Beautiful looking dog.

Happy Thanksgiving day to you & yours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7554855


Taking a break while looking up my recipe to make yeast rolls :) Thank you! He's a long hair German Shepherd :) Happy Thanksgiving to you too! Hope everyone is maintaining sanity today!!
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Anybody who will take a break from doom, deserves a bump! hf



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We celebrate and make thanksgiving dinner on the weekend following thanksgiving day. Good deals on turkeys and other dinner fixings on the day after. This year we plan to have duck.
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G.L.P. Turkey Recipe !

I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the
use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found this
recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure
how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give his a
try.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST) Salt/pepper
to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter,
salt, and pepper.

Fill cavity neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.
After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey's rear end blows the oven door open and the bird flies
across the
room,.... it's done!!

And, you thought I didn't know how to cook...

Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,

And never regret anything that made you smile.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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G.L.P. Turkey Recipe !

I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the
use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found this
recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure
how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give his a
try.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST) Salt/pepper
to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter,
salt, and pepper.

Fill cavity neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.
After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey's rear end blows the oven door open and the bird flies
across the
room,.... it's done!!

And, you thought I didn't know how to cook...

Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,

And never regret anything that made you smile.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING
 Quoting: SuperNova1


clappa
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I'm on foodstamps (EBT), and I get $6.66 a day to spend on food. I just did the math, $200month/30 days.

Okay, so we usually have 31 days in a month, and also, I have no idea how much I eat in a days worth, but that is interesting, lol
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Butter Ball turkeys are being recalled.

After further investigation, they found out that the balls of the turkeys indeed were NOT being buttered.

News at 11.
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I can't believe this is important to anyone.

Following outdated, sheeple traditions.

And how could ANYONE enjoy a meal of Butterball turkey after the reports recently that some Butterball employees ABUSE the turkeys before they MURDER them . . . sheer insanity.

Mankind . . . what an oxymoron.
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Cheesy Mashed Potatoes.

Prep and boil just like you would plain mashed taters.

Instead of milk - use sour cream.
Add your butter.
(I also add garlic and little fresh dill)

Mash and then whip w/ blender on low or medium.

Once you get the consistency you want - add some grated cheese and stir in.

Transfer to casserole dish and top w/ grated cheese. Cover and put back in oven till cheese is melted.

There is never any of these left no matter how much I make.
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