For Immediate Release: The Donald? - Trumped!

(ACPA-New York) Property mogul, egotistical maniac and one-time republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, has demanded President Obama produce a copy of Osama Bin Laden's death certificate.

Trump, whose aspirations for the White House expired shortly after Bin Laden received a bullet in the head, was said to be suffering from a "deflated ego" and in hiding from the media.

Putting his bravest face forward, Trump released a statement saying he "will not let go of the issue," even if it makes him look a conceited, ignorant, right-wing dumbass.
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