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I'm ready to fight about Politics and Religion at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table!!!!!

 
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I'm ready to fight about Politics and Religion at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table!!!!!
Going to have about 30 relatives over this Thanksgiving. About half my family is Liberal/Progressive and the other half is very Conservative.

My plan is to have plenty of booze and hide everybody's keys to their cars so they can't leave. Right before I cut the turkey I'm going to excuse myself to change into my Romney/Ryan tee shirt under the guise I don't want to get food on my cloths then come back to the table and call my panzy nephew a faggot. I'm also going to program my TV to Fox News.

What else can I do to make sure we devolve into the use of weapons?

p.s. My family is Irish so I'm sure everyone including the kids will be drunk by end of night...

macgun bushpunch slaphim headlessch gotbop
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lmao
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I do not have fights at Thanksgiving dinner. I just prefer to joke and laugh at the wrong headed losers. But your plan has real merit and I expect to be seeing video of the event.
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Wow, I'd love to be your parent.
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Wow...good old family dinner at your house....If they are Liberal/progressive vs very conservative and you want weapons...just bring up abortion....or instead of a Romney/Rhyan shirt wear an anti abortion shirt...that really should get the fighting started.

Or you could just enjoy the family you have, be thankful for all the blessings you have in this life and be happy. Why would you try to start a fight....Love is so much better for your soul than fighting....

But to each there own.....
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Re: I'm ready to fight about Politics and Religion at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table!!!!!
Going to have about 30 relatives over this Thanksgiving. About half my family is Liberal/Progressive and the other half is very Conservative.

My plan is to have plenty of booze and hide everybody's keys to their cars so they can't leave. Right before I cut the turkey I'm going to excuse myself to change into my Romney/Ryan tee shirt under the guise I don't want to get food on my cloths then come back to the table and call my panzy nephew a faggot. I'm also going to program my TV to Fox News.

What else can I do to make sure we devolve into the use of weapons?

p.s. My family is Irish so I'm sure everyone including the kids will be drunk by end of night...

macgun bushpunch slaphim headlessch gotbop
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Lmao. Lmao. Careful , you might get shot!
:way...::Dooooh!:
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Go get your AK-47 and tell those idiots they better buy one ASAP. Cause it's all about to implode.....
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Sounds like the Festivus airing of greivances.
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I have to admit, this is probably one of the funniest post I've seen in a while. I can just imagine the mayhem this will bring on. GET PICS!
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11/21/2012 11:41 AM
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Be sure and tell them about this - we need to spread the word, to protect our neighborhoods!

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I have to admit, this is probably one of the funniest post I've seen in a while. I can just imagine the mayhem this will bring on. GET PICS!
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bsflag

OP is a troll you dumbass.
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Why go to all that trouble? Why even bring that to the table? Just cull them out.
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I have to admit, this is probably one of the funniest post I've seen in a while. I can just imagine the mayhem this will bring on. GET PICS!
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bsflag

OP is a troll you dumbass.
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Oh Kiss my Ass. I found it Amusing. I can care less what you think...
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another hateful repugnican, imagine that, have fun at dinner douche
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i'd tell you romney is a draft dodging chickenshit chickenhawk pychopath, then i'd cram that pumpkin pie so far up your asshoile you'd taste the whipped cream in the back of youe throat!!! lmao
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romney/ryan..?

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Re: I'm ready to fight about Politics and Religion at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table!!!!!
Going to have about 30 relatives over this Thanksgiving. About half my family is Liberal/Progressive and the other half is very Conservative.

My plan is to have plenty of booze and hide everybody's keys to their cars so they can't leave. Right before I cut the turkey I'm going to excuse myself to change into my Romney/Ryan tee shirt under the guise I don't want to get food on my cloths then come back to the table and call my panzy nephew a faggot. I'm also going to program my TV to Fox News.

What else can I do to make sure we devolve into the use of weapons?

p.s. My family is Irish so I'm sure everyone including the kids will be drunk by end of night...

macgun bushpunch slaphim headlessch gotbop
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wish i could be a fly on the wall lol

cool2
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Re: I'm ready to fight about Politics and Religion at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table!!!!!
I distinctly remember my Thanksgiving 2000 when the recount between Bush/Gore was going on. The consensus around the table was "Well, we don't want Al Gore in there" ... except for the two of us who, somehow, managed to bite our tongues. We already didn't like Bush for the stupid shit he had been saying, and that was before 9/11 (inside job).

And no. We did not put food on our family.
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AT least you have a family. I'm alone with a chicken leg and my dog. He's all I really need anyway (I mean THE DOG)

I'd love to have a family to be with. Because of my work and living situation I've spent the majority of my holiday's alone (I'm 54). By the way, I'm not anti-social, rude, loud, obnoxious, or over-opinionated. I'm a great cook and easy to get along with.

I've been alone all my life, except 6 years of marriage and we're still good friends. I'm always amazed at people with brothers and sisters who are adults and hate and fight like cats and dogs. If people knew what is was like to not have family, they'd appreciate what they have. I'm just coming from a perspective of knowing what it's like to be truly alone and watching other's enjoying holidays together. It's a pretty damn empty feeling sometimes.

Appreciate what you've got. Don't let petty differences destroy your family. And I'm not in denial that some people can be real jerks sometimes. Attention whores stirring up trouble just to prove they're the ones who are always right on every issue. I just try to separate what matters from what really doesn't.

I had a group of friends that were in the same situation and we used to have what we called our "Misfit Holidays". We got together and brought food to the beach, or hung out on the ranch we all lived on and drank brandy with the dogs, fire in the fireplace, playing and cool old rock n' roll on the stereo. I loved those days. But they got ruined. SO it's back to being alone, isolated and depressed. Kinda more than a little sucks.
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romney/ryan..?

putin
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^^^ that was my first thought as well.

Seems that OP could come up with a better insult...there are tons on anti, ugly, ass kissin Obammie pics out there.
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This sounds like a wonderful dinner you have planned! Im sure mine will be similar. Im an adopted native american, and my family is well, not. We have had our moments...
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AT least you have a family. I'm alone with a chicken leg and my dog. He's all I really need anyway (I mean THE DOG)

I'd love to have a family to be with. Because of my work and living situation I've spent the majority of my holiday's alone (I'm 54). By the way, I'm not anti-social, rude, loud, obnoxious, or over-opinionated. I'm a great cook and easy to get along with.

I've been alone all my life, except 6 years of marriage and we're still good friends. I'm always amazed at people with brothers and sisters who are adults and hate and fight like cats and dogs. If people knew what is was like to not have family, they'd appreciate what they have. I'm just coming from a perspective of knowing what it's like to be truly alone and watching other's enjoying holidays together. It's a pretty damn empty feeling sometimes.

Appreciate what you've got. Don't let petty differences destroy your family. And I'm not in denial that some people can be real jerks sometimes. Attention whores stirring up trouble just to prove they're the ones who are always right on every issue. I just try to separate what matters from what really doesn't.

I had a group of friends that were in the same situation and we used to have what we called our "Misfit Holidays". We got together and brought food to the beach, or hung out on the ranch we all lived on and drank brandy with the dogs, fire in the fireplace, playing and cool old rock n' roll on the stereo. I loved those days. But they got ruined. SO it's back to being alone, isolated and depressed. Kinda more than a little sucks.
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What time would you like me to show up?hf
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you sound like you really buy into the whole illusion of choice...you would make them proud.
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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:wwonka:
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lmao
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Wear Breitbart was here shirt. That will get liberals all riled up.
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I AM THANKFUL THIS YEAR...

because I'm not eating with you!

putin
No matter what happens... just say "Thank You." - D W Fierce
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Hahahaha!!!! Now that's funny!
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let em have it. they talk shit about you behind your back.
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AT least you have a family. I'm alone with a chicken leg and my dog. He's all I really need anyway (I mean THE DOG)

I'd love to have a family to be with. Because of my work and living situation I've spent the majority of my holiday's alone (I'm 54). By the way, I'm not anti-social, rude, loud, obnoxious, or over-opinionated. I'm a great cook and easy to get along with.

I've been alone all my life, except 6 years of marriage and we're still good friends. I'm always amazed at people with brothers and sisters who are adults and hate and fight like cats and dogs. If people knew what is was like to not have family, they'd appreciate what they have. I'm just coming from a perspective of knowing what it's like to be truly alone and watching other's enjoying holidays together. It's a pretty damn empty feeling sometimes.

Appreciate what you've got. Don't let petty differences destroy your family. And I'm not in denial that some people can be real jerks sometimes. Attention whores stirring up trouble just to prove they're the ones who are always right on every issue. I just try to separate what matters from what really doesn't.

I had a group of friends that were in the same situation and we used to have what we called our "Misfit Holidays". We got together and brought food to the beach, or hung out on the ranch we all lived on and drank brandy with the dogs, fire in the fireplace, playing and cool old rock n' roll on the stereo. I loved those days. But they got ruined. SO it's back to being alone, isolated and depressed. Kinda more than a little sucks.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 28086656


Cap'n

If you live in Dallas, you're welcome at our place

We usually host the Xmas and Turkey Day orphan dinner, but this year is held at a friend's house

The more the merrier

Besides, never know when we might need reinforcements, just in case some damn fool brings up politics and the knives start flying....

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Never.....ever....use those subject matters at Thanksgivings or any family affairs where alcohol is served....that's da rulez at my place....I remember more than a few brawls, cops being called by neighbors, and a particularly nasty fork stabbing at the dinner table growing up...

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