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I'm ready to fight about Politics and Religion at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table!!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2012 04:40 PM
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Re: I'm ready to fight about Politics and Religion at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table!!!!!
Going to have about 30 relatives over this Thanksgiving. About half my family is Liberal/Progressive and the other half is very Conservative.

My plan is to have plenty of booze and hide everybody's keys to their cars so they can't leave. Right before I cut the turkey I'm going to excuse myself to change into my Romney/Ryan tee shirt under the guise I don't want to get food on my cloths then come back to the table and call my panzy nephew a faggot. I'm also going to program my TV to Fox News.

What else can I do to make sure we devolve into the use of weapons?

p.s. My family is Irish so I'm sure everyone including the kids will be drunk by end of night...

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11/21/2012 05:03 PM

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Have fun.

We're all conservatives here so there won't be a problem.
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11/21/2012 05:17 PM

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We used to have Thanksgiving dinners like that, so I moved about 1200 miles away from them.
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11/21/2012 08:57 PM
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Re: I'm ready to fight about Politics and Religion at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table!!!!!
I just came back and checked my post. THANKS TO EVERYONE for the kind thoughts. Just that kind of thing alone can help when you're down.

I wish all of you the best, with and/or without families.

But I have a COOL all white Boxer dog, Buddy. We'll figure something out. And next year will be better. For us all...

Thanks guys...

sun
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11/22/2012 12:44 AM

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lmao
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11/22/2012 01:52 PM
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Re: I'm ready to fight about Politics and Religion at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table!!!!!
If you really want the situation to devolve you would put on a Ron Paul shirt. That would piss both the liberals and the conservatives off.