if jesus is god then what would that make mary?

His stepmother

a washing machine

She is the Mother Of God, accoring to the Catholic Church. This doesn't make her divine, it only nmeans she's the mother of the Lord Jesus.

The mother of the Son of God. Jesus is not God, His Father.

She is the Mother of God

No holy Trinity anymore,huh?

A fornicator

Seriously, No where in the bible does it say Jesus is god, it says he is the son of god. Or the son of mankind.

Your question is stupid.

back in the day it was ok to fuck everyone in your family. God could only create 2 people because of the work involved. Brother fucked sister, mom fucked son...etc...etc...that is how we all came to be !!

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Leave Ttown alone, she's going through Twinkie withdraw

If Jesus is God

And Mary is Jesus's Mother

Who created Mary?

Mary's Mother should be Pretty high up there since she created Mary, whom created Jesus.

The bible says that when it's gospel is spread to the four corners of the earth, the earth will be consumed. The bible was written by men, strange men to say the least.

Our Lady is God, She is in the Trinity. The Holy Ghost is the Father of the Trinity. The original Catholic Faith is not in the bible.

You obviously don't know your Bible:

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcomeit." (John 1)

Who is called the Word of God? Got it now?

Ttown, if we are all the descendants of Adam and Eve, then no one made it out of the Garden of Eden without being inbred...the Bible was written by people with no education and they explained things the best way they could...they didn't know what genetic engineering was and aliens were "gods" to them...

First of all, isn't Jesus the son of god?

Second. Who the hell cares? Whether these people werre real or jus made up bible characters it really doesn't matter.


When will you narrow minded people realize there isn't a single creator or a god sitting up in the clouds. But everyone is god dropped down to a human level. We are the universe experiencing itself subjectively as the late great bill hicks once said.

It's pretty simple really and once your brain realizes this concept things start to make more sense in the world.

I mean for fucks sake it's 2012 and you people are still blabbering about this religious nonsense?

Wake up.

Even the xstains can not agree on this shit....that's because it is shit.

Isis

i personally would like to know how big Jesus made his own dick.

everybody is part of god, dummy

"Divine God" is sexless.

Middle-man demiurge of the Bible is a jealous wrathful guy in the 4th dimension...

His mother, nothing more or less.

God is God.
Jesus is His "son".
Mary is the vessel deemed worthy to bring him forth.

The Apostle's Creed says Jesus was "BEGOTTEN, NOT MADE".

Why it was important for the son of God to use/have a human body is a mystery.

Anyway, these are the straight facts as presented in doctrine.

His natural Mother.

Joseph was his adoptive father.

A goddess I guess. Both are human so why should one be a god and not the other.