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Mars Curiosity rover team set to announce 'major discovery' on surface of Red Planet that 'will be one for the history books' Rea
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Yeah, this NASA. Guaranteed it will be something totally uninteresting. "Hi everyone, thanks for coming to our NASA event today. Have a look at our newly Photoshopped image from Mars. If you look closely beside that thing that looks suspiciously like a pizza box, which is totally not a pizza box, by the way, you'll see a carefully placed rock - I mean a rock that we found. You'll see that our Magnospectrum Radiomological Transinductor doohickey detected 0.0000001% Sodium Chlorifornication in that rock. This is 1000% more than we previously thought possible! All our scientific training in egghead disciplines tells us that this means there "might" have been a chance that a microscopic form of mold lived on that rock (and only that rock), on Mars, 700 billion years ago. OMG alert teh newswirez! This is History with a capital H, you fools! Pop the champagne!"... 
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