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The older I get, the __________?

 
scorpio66

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11/21/2012 05:15 PM
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the more i understand my parents saying "someday you'll have your own kids and you'll know what i mean"
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11/21/2012 05:16 PM
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... less trustful of farts I become, and I never pass a bathroom without stopping.
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11/21/2012 05:17 PM
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The sexier I look ;)
 Quoting: La'Quishria


Uh......I can't find the words right now.
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11/21/2012 05:17 PM
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The older I get... the more I am enraged by what is happening to our society.
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11/21/2012 05:18 PM

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more I need sleep.


How about you?

Fill in the blank
 Quoting: KoFFee_


I would say the same thing, but given you've said it already, I'll say:

The less I realize I know.
KenTx2011

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11/21/2012 05:19 PM
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My mother once said in a crowded room full of family... "The only thing to look forward to in life are sagging balls, and gray pubes"... had everyone in stitches, it was so funny!!!!!

But to answer your thread question... The older I get, the more content I am in life that I accomplished most of my goals, and am a happier person for it.

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... less trustful of farts I become, and I never pass a bathroom without stopping.
 Quoting: TheBiss


That is toooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!
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11/21/2012 05:22 PM
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...the more everyone behind the wheel of every vehicle looks like they've stolen their parents' car...

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11/21/2012 05:23 PM

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More I realize that it's all a big fucking game. That we are All being played by a bunch of idiots that think they "know" more than we do.

Once you come to that realization though, it's kind of fun.
Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth.
KoFFee_ (OP)

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11/21/2012 05:25 PM

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Just wanted to tell you guys how much I'm enjoying your replies!!

You're the best!!

:gnht:
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given meóthe task of testifying to the good news of Godís grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

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Love your avatar.... beautiful lion in the sunset!!! SAVEUS

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Just wanted to tell you guys how much I'm enjoying your replies!!

You're the best!!

:gnht:
 Quoting: KoFFee_


Hope my moms quote didn't upset you in any way.
HI.Lander

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11/21/2012 05:27 PM
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The sexier I look ;)
 Quoting: La'Quishria


cruise


You and Moist have the most disturbing/funny avatars.
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KoFFee_ (OP)

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11/21/2012 05:29 PM

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Just wanted to tell you guys how much I'm enjoying your replies!!

You're the best!!

:gnht:
 Quoting: KoFFee_


Hope my moms quote didn't upset you in any way.
 Quoting: KenTx2011


Not at all! And thanks for posting!

Enjoy!!

hf
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given meóthe task of testifying to the good news of Godís grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

I do not own the rights to any video posted, they are for educational/entertainment purposes only.
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2012 05:36 PM
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Bitchier I get, lol.
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11/21/2012 05:43 PM
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The older I get the more I realize that nothing really matters.
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11/21/2012 05:46 PM
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wider the gates of hell open and the fires burn brighter.
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11/21/2012 05:48 PM
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The more I know that I don't know.
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11/21/2012 05:49 PM
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Longer it takes behind the make-up mirror each morning.
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The older I get the more I realize that nothing really matters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19956277


The older I get the more I realize that everything matters.

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11/21/2012 05:54 PM
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....the older I get.
KoFFee_ (OP)

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11/21/2012 06:04 PM

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....the older I get.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1430445


There's no getting around that one, is there?
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given meóthe task of testifying to the good news of Godís grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

I do not own the rights to any video posted, they are for educational/entertainment purposes only.
Sickandtired
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11/21/2012 06:07 PM
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the less I care what other people think.
KoFFee_ (OP)

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11/21/2012 06:18 PM

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The older I get, the faster time flies.
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given meóthe task of testifying to the good news of Godís grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

I do not own the rights to any video posted, they are for educational/entertainment purposes only.
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11/21/2012 06:41 PM

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The sexier I look ;)
 Quoting: La'Quishria


Uh......I can't find the words right now.
 Quoting: Fighting Spartan


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more I need sleep.


How about you?

Fill in the blank
 Quoting: KoFFee_


more recovery time I need after drinking all night.
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The sexier I look ;)
 Quoting: La'Quishria


Dayumm!

You got it going on girl!

WOOF!!!


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The older I get, the closer i am to becoming who i want to be.
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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11/21/2012 07:55 PM

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The older I get, the more content I have become with the flow of my life journey.
 Quoting: Life and Love


I like that!

The older i get the happier i become.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

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11/21/2012 08:12 PM

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the more I like being by myself!

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