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The older I get, the __________?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 06:12 AM
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the wiser i get



(I know its cliche... but i think of 18 year old me... what a naive little bitch)

Even thinking 1 year ago.. I feel much more wise.
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 06:15 AM
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Re: The older I get, the __________?
The more I see women as the truly evil and useless parasitical creatures that they are.
GeordieLegend

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11/22/2012 06:17 AM
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The more I see women as the truly evil and useless parasitical creatures that they are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7394555


...or "Snakes with Tits" as i like to call them...
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
scorpio66

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11/22/2012 06:20 AM
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...more i pee.
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


lol, good one, me too
indiandave

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11/22/2012 06:26 AM

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the more I see things as they really are.
Mad Hatter

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11/22/2012 06:26 AM

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Damn, I forgot what I was gonna say...
indiandave

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11/22/2012 06:59 AM

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Damn, I forgot what I was gonna say...
 Quoting: Mad Hatter


Lol! When we get older we tend to forget stuff.
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 07:22 AM
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The sexier I look ;)
 Quoting: La'Quishria


cruise


You and Moist have the most disturbing/funny avatars.
 Quoting: HI.Lander


"Moist" scares me.

hiding
GunnyJoe

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11/22/2012 07:52 AM

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The older I get.......the worse eyeshadow looks on me.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


That is so funny you say that. I'm actually getting ready to go out and buy some makeup to cover up my tired eyes for tomorrow.

Never wear makeup, but I think I'll give it a shot for tomorrow.

hf
 Quoting: KoFFee_


I stopped wearing makeup. Not even 30 yet, but any added darkness around my eyes makes me look 40.

and

I’ve been outside so much i can’t wear foundation because i have so many freckles it doesn’t work right anymore.

plus freckles look nicer than makeup imo

Any how here is mine.

The older I get, the more pointless everything seems.

(No idea if its my age, or the fact that the world is going to shit at an exponential rate)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25749597


I love freckles!! They are cute at any agecool2
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 07:55 AM
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The older I get, the less I worry about the future and the more I focus on the here and now.
GunnyJoe

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11/22/2012 07:58 AM

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less i give a shit. As long as i can still get it up and dont pee in morse code ,i`ll be ok.headbang
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
071676

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11/22/2012 09:27 AM
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more I need sleep.


How about you?

Fill in the blank
 Quoting: KoFFee_


The older I get....the more I realize that the only thing I really needed was you.
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 09:33 AM
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The older I get, the uglier I become. rofl
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 02:36 PM
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Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”



This made me smile and so I should share it. I found it on the internet. I can't claim credit for it, just don't know who wrote.
Keep Smiling

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11/22/2012 05:30 PM
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less i give a shit. As long as i can still get it up and dont pee in morse code ,i`ll be ok.headbang
 Quoting: GunnyJoe


lol
Keep Smiling

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11/22/2012 05:31 PM
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Damn, I forgot what I was gonna say...
 Quoting: Mad Hatter


lol ^^^ this
oneLOVEsoulJAH

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11/22/2012 06:38 PM
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The happier I've become...

OneLOVEsoulJAH
Patrick Bateman

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11/22/2012 06:45 PM
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longer and worse hang-overs are.... Fuck.
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 06:49 PM
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Re: The older I get, the __________?
... the bigger I crap.

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