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BREAKING: They're about to change the calendars!

 
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lmao...you guys and your pics....poor Russ....just lmao...I felt bad for a second but then I just 1rof1
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calendar

Hey, we love Russ!

It turns out he might have been right all along.

Hey, would somebody please shop Russ' face onto Silvio's body?

He's our new hero after all.

SILVIO

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The Pope would be the Anti-Christ....if there were an Anti-Christ.
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Maybe the Pope has been killed and replaced by Russ???shocked
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:russy:
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Not cool and not Christian.

δ᾽ ἂν εἴπῃ μωρὲ, ἔνοχος ἔσται εἰς τὴν γέενναν τοῦ πυρός
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Changing calendars would trash a significant amount of software on which our society depends. No way the Gregorian Calendar is going to be touched.
 Quoting: A Free Man 14752237


Modernize the software


Wed Nov 9/6/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Changing calendars would trash a significant amount of software on which our society depends. No way the Gregorian Calendar is going to be touched.
 Quoting: A Free Man 14752237


Modernize the software


Wed Nov 9/6/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


You're not very smart.
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if they add 40 years on, will that make me 87?

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Hey, we love Russ!

It turns out he might have been right all along.

 Quoting: G3


I am
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

It really is a beautiful calendar full of the things of God and Jesus Christ.

Happy Thanksgiving

Thu Nov 9/7/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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OMG, Russ was right all along!

ahhh ahhh ahhh
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


screamscreamahhhahhhahhh
 Quoting: Zombietard


russtime

panic
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 Quoting: Baconspiracist


lmao 1rof1
Tell me what this tastes like...
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Hey, we love Russ!

It turns out he might have been right all along.

 Quoting: G3


I am
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

It really is a beautiful calendar full of the things of God and Jesus Christ.

Happy Thanksgiving

Thu Nov 9/7/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


and Happy Thanksgiving to you as well Russ. . .

thanksgiving
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Lol guys don't you get it, if they add a few more years to fix the calendar next day you'll have the IRS askin taxes for the leap years

5a
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So is it actually 2010, or is it 2005?... Either way, 2012 hasn't happened yet.
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Thu Nov 9/7/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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OMG Russ was right!!

converting to NJC tonight

Russ for the Pope

worshipworshipworship
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[link to releases.jhu.edu]

“Our calendar would simplify financial calculations and eliminate what we call the ‘rip off’ factor,” explains Hanke. “Determining how much interest accrues on mortgages, bonds, forward rate agreements, swaps and others, day counts are required. Our current calendar is full of anomalies that have led to the establishment of a wide range of conventions that attempt to simplify interest calculations. Our proposed permanent calendar has a predictable 91-day quarterly pattern of two months of 30 days and a third month of 31 days, which does away with the need for artificial day count conventions.”
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“Our calendar would simplify financial calculations and eliminate what we call the ‘rip off’ factor,” explains Hanke. “Determining how much interest accrues on mortgages, bonds, forward rate agreements, swaps and others, day counts are required. Our current calendar is full of anomalies that have led to the establishment of a wide range of conventions that attempt to simplify interest calculations. Our proposed permanent calendar has a predictable 91-day quarterly pattern of two months of 30 days and a third month of 31 days, which does away with the need for artificial day count conventions.”
 Quoting: HANKE-HENRY 1785121


Just go with this. It is much better
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Thu Nov 9/7/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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[link to releases.jhu.edu]

“Our calendar would simplify financial calculations and eliminate what we call the ‘rip off’ factor,” explains Hanke. “Determining how much interest accrues on mortgages, bonds, forward rate agreements, swaps and others, day counts are required. Our current calendar is full of anomalies that have led to the establishment of a wide range of conventions that attempt to simplify interest calculations. Our proposed permanent calendar has a predictable 91-day quarterly pattern of two months of 30 days and a third month of 31 days, which does away with the need for artificial day count conventions.”
 Quoting: HANKE-HENRY 1785121


Just go with this. It is much better
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Thu Nov 9/7/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


jerkit This Calender should be burned. It's the Devil's work.
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


jerkit
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Look into the [link to www.farmersalmanac.com]

See what calendar they use!!!

Change? How about change back to what it should be!

8)
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So the Pope is trying to modernize the Church foundation and you all have the modern calendar foundation already


Pope's book on Jesus challenges Christmas traditions
[link to www.cnn.com]



So here is our modern calendar foundation


[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]



Fri Nov 9/8/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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OMG, Russ was right all along!

ahhh ahhh ahhh
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


screamscreamahhhahhhahhh
 Quoting: Zombietard


:russtime:

:panic:
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh

 Quoting: Baconspiracist


OMG thats why i LOOVEEE GLP...
all of you take my sadness away TY GLP members!hftounge
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So the Pope is trying to modernize the Church foundation and you all have the modern calendar foundation already


Pope's book on Jesus challenges Christmas traditions
[link to www.cnn.com]



So here is our modern calendar foundation


[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]



Fri Nov 9/8/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


OHMYGOD FUCK OFF WITH THE NJC ALREADY...

yodabashnutkickcrazygangupmacgunfuckoff2flipoff343pokeye3334bartmoonangrytdownsuicide
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They will not change the calendar, there is no need. A calendar is nothing but a counting system that gives temporal realtionships between events. The actual numbers, of what the base counting point is, is irrelevant. There may well have been historical inacuracies, but as the counting system is now well established, it would cause far too much inconvenience to change now. As the events from which the counting started are only inportant to one particular religion, you will not get all the people for whome it is irrelevant to agree to the inconvenience.
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told you all so
1 But these took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt,
42 That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land.
43 And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river.
44 For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over.
45 For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth.
46 Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come,
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Here is our modern world calendar.

[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Fri Nov 9/8/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Here is our modern world calendar.

[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Fri Nov 9/8/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Russ, everyone knows we need to switch to a decimal-based metric calendar, with 10 day weeks and 10 month years.

Please get to work on this immediately.

Thanks,
Calendartards Everywhere
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Maybe the Pope has been killed and replaced by Russ???shocked
 Quoting: Zombietard


The first thing i thought was Russ.Oh shit we will never hear the end of it.
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Here is our modern world calendar.

[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Fri Nov 9/8/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Russ, everyone knows we need to switch to a decimal-based metric calendar, with 10 day weeks and 10 month years.

Please get to work on this immediately.

Thanks,
Calendartards Everywhere
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


We already have the most awesome calendar system right here for world management and spiritual care.
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]



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John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Here is our modern world calendar.

[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Fri Nov 9/8/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Russ, everyone knows we need to switch to a decimal-based metric calendar, with 10 day weeks and 10 month years.

Please get to work on this immediately.

Thanks,
Calendartards Everywhere
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


We already have the most awesome calendar system right here for world management and spiritual care.
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]



Fri Nov 9/9/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


:russell3:
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.