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Why do men like skinny women?

 
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
You all are being trolled, ya know? The OP is race-baiting as well as adding extra effort with being fat. Stop falling for it. Do you really think someone would make an account, with that name, avatar and thread topics?
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Thank you Captain Obvious, your work here is done.

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This! She's entertaining
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Why not women that are big thick and juicy
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the thought of that makes me wanna fucking puke....


the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Because chubby women remind them of mothers
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Truth!

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Ok good were getting closer, do we need some Oedipus threads then?
Or under the carpet with it?
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Some big girls are cool... the ones that think they're "phat" and are "overly confident in their sex appeal" are just fucking annoying though. I would imagine they keep doing it because at least SOMEONE is hitting it.

We also don't want you to eat our sandwich on the way back to the bedroom.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Why not women that are big thick and juicy
 Quoting: La'Quishria


Shaniqua it's okay. Some white men like them thick juicy girls like you.

hf
 Quoting: Saratonin


yeah.... the ones that get around with white canes.

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Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Why not women that are big thick and juicy
 Quoting: La'Quishria


You're a disgrace...
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Health is also a concern. Our bodies give off natural aromas based on what we eat and, needless to say, if one is "big, thick and juicy", they're not vegans. Vegan girls taste great.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
OP, is this you????

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OP are you a man?
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Why not women that are big thick and juicy
 Quoting: La'Quishria


Shaniqua it's okay. Some white men like them thick juicy girls like you.

hf
 Quoting: Saratonin


yeah.... the ones that get around with white canes.

cruise
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


You really crack yourself up...it seems. However...I think you're probably the ONLY person who will EVER laugh at that joke.

Sorry...its not funny. Not even in the slightest. There's no intelligent angle, and nothing that statement rings of "comedy."

I bet you sit and crack yourself up while staring at a mirror though.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Because ultra skinny women look like prepubescent boys.
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I would show you some beautiful refined ladies but it would be lost on you because you'r just a fag.
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You like those heroin models, don'tcha? Maybe you even masturbate over those skeletons. Whatever floats your boat...ya sick bastard. :)
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
OP are you a man?
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The OP is literally a republican male who hates blacks. He's not incredibly bright though...
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Because ultra skinny women look like prepubescent boys.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Not when they got big jugs!

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Big FAKE jugs? Water balloons attached to their chest? Water balloons are for kids.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
You all are being trolled, ya know? The OP is race-baiting as well as adding extra effort with being fat. Stop falling for it. Do you really think someone would make an account, with that name, avatar and thread topics?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24028110


Thank you Captain Obvious, your work here is done.

superman
 Quoting: HI.Lander


lmaolmao
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Why not women that are big thick and juicy
 Quoting: La'Quishria


the thought of that makes me wanna fucking puke....


the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


Oh...well, just start having sex with skeletons then. Apparently some woman did and got arrested for it though.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Because ultra skinny women look like prepubescent boys.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I would show you some beautiful refined ladies but it would be lost on you because you'r just a fag.
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You like those heroin models, don'tcha? Maybe you even masturbate over those skeletons. Whatever floats your boat...ya sick bastard. :)
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Ahh come on now ya just making shit up.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Real men don't need a skinny, emaciated, submissive women to feel "manly". I guess those lacking in testosterone might. :) Enjoy LOL Nothing like running your hands down along a woman's body and feeling her pelvic bone ROFL! Again, enjoy lol
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
You all are being trolled, ya know? The OP is race-baiting as well as adding extra effort with being fat. Stop falling for it. Do you really think someone would make an account, with that name, avatar and thread topics?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24028110


How am I trolling? This is really me
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Almost everyone has already pegged your idiocy...you're not fooling anyone. wink
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Real men don't need a skinny, emaciated, submissive women to feel "manly". I guess those lacking in testosterone might. :) Enjoy LOL Nothing like running your hands down along a woman's body and feeling her pelvic bone ROFL! Again, enjoy lol
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Or how she excuses herself after ever meal to "freshen up" LOL! But when you go to kiss her, her breath smells like puke. Ah, the joys of dating an emaciated heroin sheik model LOL
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Better penetration too, easier to move around, fat chicks can't do many positions we enjoy. Skinny chicks are less likely to get obese .
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Why not women that are big thick and juicy
 Quoting: La'Quishria


Shaniqua it's okay. Some white men like them thick juicy girls like you.

hf
 Quoting: Saratonin


yeah.... the ones that get around with white canes.

cruise
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


You really crack yourself up...it seems. However...I think you're probably the ONLY person who will EVER laugh at that joke.

Sorry...its not funny. Not even in the slightest. There's no intelligent angle, and nothing that statement rings of "comedy."

I bet you sit and crack yourself up while staring at a mirror though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


There is no formula for comedy. Spending time explaining why something isn't funny though is funny but more in an "at you" sort of way.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Because ultra skinny women look like prepubescent boys.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Skinny women are the paragon of femininity.

The bigger a woman gets, the more masculine she becomes.

Hence, if you don't like skinny women, you prefer men.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Why not women that are big thick and juicy
 Quoting: La'Quishria


So we don't have to use flourchuckle
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Because ultra skinny women look like prepubescent boys.
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Skinny women are the paragon of femininity.

The bigger a woman gets, the more masculine she becomes.

Hence, if you don't like skinny women, you prefer men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28080878


Actually, that's not correct. In most of human history, curvy, voluptuous women were the standard for a beautiful woman. It's only in recent times...and I mean REALLY recent times -- the 20th century -- that skinny women have been portrayed to us by the media as the paragon of beauty. Most guys I know don't like an emaciated, scrawny, bony, boy look-a-like. But if that's your thing, go for it! Ya fruit! LOL
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Because ultra skinny women look like prepubescent boys.
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Skinny women are the paragon of femininity.

The bigger a woman gets, the more masculine she becomes.

Hence, if you don't like skinny women, you prefer men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28080878


Actually, that's not correct. In most of human history, curvy, voluptuous women were the standard for a beautiful woman. It's only in recent times...and I mean REALLY recent times -- the 20th century -- that skinny women have been portrayed to us by the media as the paragon of beauty. Most guys I know don't like an emaciated, scrawny, bony, boy look-a-like. But if that's your thing, go for it! Ya fruit! LOL
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I'll take Kate Winslet over Paris Hilton any day.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Anthony Ray says it best...


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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
I find that skinny bitches are pretty generic looking and unattractive, I need a woman who has "some" meat on her.
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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
Because they can do this without killing me.
wtf?Why the fuk does this moving cartoon make me horny,WTF?!

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Re: Why do men like skinny women?
"Silicone parts are made for toys..."

"...I'll take my women like Flo' Jo'."
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