Why do men like skinny women?

This! She's entertaining

the thought of that makes me wanna fucking puke....


the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.

Ok good were getting closer, do we need some Oedipus threads then?
Or under the carpet with it?

Some big girls are cool... the ones that think they're "phat" and are "overly confident in their sex appeal" are just fucking annoying though. I would imagine they keep doing it because at least SOMEONE is hitting it.

We also don't want you to eat our sandwich on the way back to the bedroom.

yeah.... the ones that get around with white canes.

You're a disgrace...

Health is also a concern. Our bodies give off natural aromas based on what we eat and, needless to say, if one is "big, thick and juicy", they're not vegans. Vegan girls taste great.

OP, is this you????

OP are you a man?

You really crack yourself up...it seems. However...I think you're probably the ONLY person who will EVER laugh at that joke.

Sorry...its not funny. Not even in the slightest. There's no intelligent angle, and nothing that statement rings of "comedy."

I bet you sit and crack yourself up while staring at a mirror though.

You like those heroin models, don'tcha? Maybe you even masturbate over those skeletons. Whatever floats your boat...ya sick bastard. :)

The OP is literally a republican male who hates blacks. He's not incredibly bright though...

Big FAKE jugs? Water balloons attached to their chest? Water balloons are for kids.

Oh...well, just start having sex with skeletons then. Apparently some woman did and got arrested for it though.

Ahh come on now ya just making shit up.

Real men don't need a skinny, emaciated, submissive women to feel "manly". I guess those lacking in testosterone might. :) Enjoy LOL Nothing like running your hands down along a woman's body and feeling her pelvic bone ROFL! Again, enjoy lol

Almost everyone has already pegged your idiocy...you're not fooling anyone.

Or how she excuses herself after ever meal to "freshen up" LOL! But when you go to kiss her, her breath smells like puke. Ah, the joys of dating an emaciated heroin sheik model LOL

Better penetration too, easier to move around, fat chicks can't do many positions we enjoy. Skinny chicks are less likely to get obese .

There is no formula for comedy. Spending time explaining why something isn't funny though is funny but more in an "at you" sort of way.

Skinny women are the paragon of femininity.

The bigger a woman gets, the more masculine she becomes.

Hence, if you don't like skinny women, you prefer men.

So we don't have to use flour

Actually, that's not correct. In most of human history, curvy, voluptuous women were the standard for a beautiful woman. It's only in recent times...and I mean REALLY recent times -- the 20th century -- that skinny women have been portrayed to us by the media as the paragon of beauty. Most guys I know don't like an emaciated, scrawny, bony, boy look-a-like. But if that's your thing, go for it! Ya fruit! LOL

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I'll take Kate Winslet over Paris Hilton any day.

Anthony Ray says it best...

I find that skinny bitches are pretty generic looking and unattractive, I need a woman who has "some" meat on her.

Because they can do this without killing me.
Why the fuk does this moving cartoon make me horny,WTF?!

Last Edited by JimBomB on 11/21/2012 07:08 PM

"Silicone parts are made for toys..."

"...I'll take my women like Flo' Jo'."