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Email From HAGEL AND VALUGUA 11/21/2012 ALIEN WAR IN ANTACRTICA

 
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Email From HAGEL AND VALUGUA 11/21/2012 ALIEN WAR IN ANTACRTICA
My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an Email Stating:

"Greetings my friends from Earth, we are Hagel and Valugua! We can see from our ships which orbit and monitor your planet that there is a war in Antarctica. Your world governments are fighting interdimensional beings after a HAARP project had failed and created a "portal" in which interdimensional beings could get threw. Your governments had no intentions of creating this "portal", and by "portal" we mean a weaker spot in this universe where beings from another universe could get in. We do not know much about these beings your governments accidentally let into your world, they seem to not have any good intentions and if these beings get out of hand, we will come over to Earth and "take care of them" without the masses finding out."
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Don't be ridiculous.

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Thanks, Avengers. Cool story but I saw it before.
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Is there a place for my cigar clinton no
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an Email Stating:

"Greetings my friends from Earth, we are Hagel and Valugua! We can see from our ships which orbit and monitor your planet that there is a war in Antarctica. Your world governments are fighting interdimensional beings after a HAARP project had failed and created a "portal" in which interdimensional beings could get threw. Your governments had no intentions of creating this "portal", and by "portal" we mean a weaker spot in this universe where beings from another universe could get in. We do not know much about these beings your governments accidentally let into your world, they seem to not have any good intentions and if these beings get out of hand, we will come over to Earth and "take care of them" without the masses finding out."
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thank you 'solar guardian' you forgot to login first

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lol, there is absolutely nothing here of interest to intelligent life
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Why are they always talking like Swedes Tourists?
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an Email Stating:

... and created a "portal" ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


through which we can send you email. s226
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lol, there is absolutely nothing here of interest to intelligent life
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Advanced beings that can write English, yet don't know the difference between threw and through . . . . I don't think so!
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you forgot to login 984857345

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Awwwwww, aren't the twins nice!

I really like them, I'd like to invite them over for coffee or whatever it is they like.
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Yes, yes, Dweezle and Faluba. While your're at it could you take care of our muzzie problem too?
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Awwwwww, aren't the twins nice!

I really like them, I'd like to invite them over for coffee or whatever it is they like.
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Is hairygal your aunty and vagigal your uncle?
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Why, that's amazing! And their punctuation and spelling is just as bad as yours - who could have predicted that?
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Don't be ridiculous.

:balki:
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an Email Stating:

"Greetings my friends from Earth, we are Hagel and Valugua! We can see from our ships which orbit and monitor your planet that there is a war in Antarctica. Your world governments are fighting interdimensional beings after a HAARP project had failed and created a "portal" in which interdimensional beings could get threw. Your governments had no intentions of creating this "portal", and by "portal" we mean a weaker spot in this universe where beings from another universe could get in. We do not know much about these beings your governments accidentally let into your world, they seem to not have any good intentions and if these beings get out of hand, we will come over to Earth and "take care of them" without the masses finding out.To ensure that we are able to take care of them, please reply to this email with all of your bank account information. We will need a small amount of your Earth currency to continue. Do not worry, we will return your Earth money 1000x over when we are finished. Thank you for caring about your Earth and about us."
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FIXED. afro
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Why is this completely retarded BS pinned? I'm SICK of even seeing these blasted moronic BS posts....

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Why is this completely retarded BS pinned? I'm SICK of even seeing these blasted moronic BS posts....

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781813


These twins are a joy. They care so much about us.
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Re: Email From HAGEL AND VALUGUA 11/21/2012 ALIEN WAR IN ANTACRTICA
My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an Email Stating:

"Greetings my friends from Earth, we are Hagel and Valugua! We can see from our ships which orbit and monitor your planet that there is a war in Antarctica. Your world governments are fighting interdimensional beings after a HAARP project had failed and created a "portal" in which interdimensional beings could get threw. Your governments had no intentions of creating this "portal", and by "portal" we mean a weaker spot in this universe where beings from another universe could get in. We do not know much about these beings your governments accidentally let into your world, they seem to not have any good intentions and if these beings get out of hand, we will come over to Earth and "take care of them" without the masses finding out.To ensure that we are able to take care of them, please reply to this email with all of your bank account information. We will need a small amount of your Earth currency to continue. Do not worry, we will return your Earth money 1000x over when we are finished. Thank you for caring about your Earth and about us."
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FIXED. afro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26124707


22lol22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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flatearth
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Another 1 star for you and all your bullshit posts. wink
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Why, that's amazing! And their punctuation and spelling is just as bad as yours - who could have predicted that?
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clappa
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an Email Stating:

"Greetings my friends from Earth, we are Hagel and Valugua! We can see from our ships which orbit and monitor your planet that there is a war in Antarctica. Your world governments are fighting interdimensional beings after a HAARP project had failed and created a "portal" in which interdimensional beings could get threw. Your governments had no intentions of creating this "portal", and by "portal" we mean a weaker spot in this universe where beings from another universe could get in. We do not know much about these beings your governments accidentally let into your world, they seem to not have any good intentions and if these beings get out of hand, we will come over to Earth and "take care of them" without the masses finding out."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28178294


Tell Hansel and Gretyl, that "through" is spelled, as such. (T-h-r-o-u-g-h).

"Threw" means to "throw" a football.

And um...from all your other posts, I thought we were supposed to get supplies and run to the mountains? RIGHT? But since Hansel and Gretyl are coming to save us...wouldn't that be a wasted maneuver???

So far, H&V aren't running the best track record in terms of "accuracy." So...I'm just going to have to call B.S. yet again. wink

Must suck to have such an empty life that one has to make up things off the top of their heads to be entertained. How sad, empty, and shallow.
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an Email Stating:

"Greetings my friends from Earth, we are Hagel and Valugua! We can see from our ships which orbit and monitor your planet that there is a war in Antarctica. Your world governments are fighting interdimensional beings after a HAARP project had failed and created a "portal" in which interdimensional beings could get threw. Your governments had no intentions of creating this "portal", and by "portal" we mean a weaker spot in this universe where beings from another universe could get in. We do not know much about these beings your governments accidentally let into your world, they seem to not have any good intentions and if these beings get out of hand, we will come over to Earth and "take care of them" without the masses finding out."
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thank you 'solar guardian' you forgot to login first

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clappa
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solar guardian blows
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Simply put: disgraceful.
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Simply put: disgraceful.
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Why?
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Sounds to me like Hagel used Propecia as a lubricate while conceiving with Valuga.

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My alien contact beat up your alien contact!
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My alien contact beat up your alien contact!
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